I guess it's a pretty good disguise for when the cops ask the victim about their attacker. lol
LOL That's hilarious, I like it
"So yes, a green bear came up and attacked me!"
"Green you say?"
"Yes sir"
*Jots something down*
"OK, as soon as we find this green bear, we'll call you back for questioning"
a few hours later, goes next door
"Have you seen a green bear running around attacking people"
*Wiping off the blood*
"No sir, not at all"
"Good day Ma'am. Call us if you see anything" *Hands her a card and leaves
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LOL That's hilarious, I like it
"So yes, a green bear came up and attacked me!"
"Green you say?"
"Yes sir"
*Jots something down*
"OK, as soon as we find this green bear, we'll call you back for questioning"
a few hours later, goes next door
"Have you seen a green bear running around attacking people"
*Wiping off the blood*
"No sir, not at all"
"Good day Ma'am. Call us if you see anything" *Hands her a card and leaves
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OH MY GOD THE CLOWN COSTUME, can you imagine a clown walking into your home to steal your.. plasma lmao! Now that's scary!
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