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    Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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      BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,869 Member
      Go up to someone you don't know, get really close to them and once the silence begins to get weird: "cheats are enabled."
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      justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,334 Member
      "you suck at cooking and always start fires, so the next time you do, i'm going to watch you burn

      ...and i'll enjoy it"
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      lovleady5lovleady5 Posts: 56 Member
      "I made some cereal this morning and our oven caught fire! What a shame!"

      "This 🐸🐸🐸🐸 plate, I can't step over it or pick it up. It's in the way!"
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      SamanthaMonacoParksSamanthaMonacoParks Posts: 14 New Member
      You need to find some one with plasma that tastes amazing or it is not worth trying to feed off them.
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      TheDismalSimmerTheDismalSimmer Posts: 656 Member
      A few friends and I occasionally communicate basic phrases in Simlish.

      Are sometimes seen as complete psychos.

      No regrets.
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      snarklessnarkles Posts: 244 Member
      "I just found out I'm pregnant! The baby's due in three days."
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      MellowMellow Posts: 138 Member
      " I cheated my husband with a ghost"
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      My youtube channel with all my Sim paintings and CAS , speed builds HERE!
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      wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
      The neighbor was being annoying so I locked him in the basement.
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      WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 2,758 Member
      "For goodness' sake, that's the second time she's died this month!"
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      Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
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      Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
      Anything in Simlish
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      KelvinKelvin Posts: 6,899 Member
      Last time I tried to starve them a social worker showed up; I burnt that worker into ashes for disrupting my experiment.
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      QueenEbony1113QueenEbony1113 Posts: 380 Member
      "I hate ugly townies, but sometimes I need more of them because I keep running out of possible victims."
      "Ugh my bloodbags keep escaping from my basement! No, come back here, you're my food!"

      (I'm no Jim Pickens though!)
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      My real name isn't actually Ebony!
      Mainly a Fandom Simmer!
      I'd totally make Sims videos of the characters in my game but I don't know what to call my channel!
      Twitter: FrerardChild
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      niallsbrowniesniallsbrownies Posts: 32 Member
      I finally have 100 kids!
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      Nikkei_SimmerNikkei_Simmer Posts: 9,427 Member
      edited April 2021
      You know, whenever I get 🐸🐸🐸🐸 off at them, I just nuke Sunset Valley...or if that doesn't work...just totally annihilate them.
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      Hillary: "Did someone call Homeland Security on that guy? He's completely nuts."

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      "Look, if you want to remove that stuck car in the middle of the street, you need to use a det pack. I mean, there's no tow trucks, really..."
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      Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
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      bligblagblugblogbligblagblugblog Posts: 16 New Member
      "The people I lock up in the special room in my house have better living arrangements than I do. At least I don't have to travel for food."
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      SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 4,129 Member
      "I killed a random townie so my sim could talk to the Grim Reaper about grilled cheese."

      True story that happened a few weeks ago.
      Gallery ID: SweetieWright_84--Save File Thread--Youtube Channel
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      MineBloxKyMineBloxKy Posts: 20 Member
      "I'm dating the grim reaper"
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      WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 2,758 Member
      edited September 2021
      "I've looked at over a hundred men now and still can't find a suitable mate."
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      Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
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      MyriadSimsMyriadSims Posts: 1,197 Member
      "I murdered my husband and married his dad yesterday."
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      LilyLuluLilyLulu Posts: 27 Member
      He delivered my pizza yesterday and this morning we got married.
      Autumn, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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      ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 3,228 Member
      I turned someone into an inanimate object. No reason, just felt like doing it.
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      Sims 4 Family: Benjamin, Shine, Princess Roddy, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar and Shelly Heart. Princess Roddy is my avatar, and he's a boy!
      Let those smiles spread!
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      KleineMuffKleineMuff Posts: 12,578 Member
      I married him in the bathroom.
      Please call me Caro :)
      My Sims 3 Page | My Studio | Check out my Sims 3 Let's Play
      Play mafia with us: www.ultimatemafia.boards.net

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      ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 3,228 Member
      I witnessed someone die because they were so angry, their heart exploded. Maybe I shouldn't have insulted them.
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      Sims 4 Family: Benjamin, Shine, Princess Roddy, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar and Shelly Heart. Princess Roddy is my avatar, and he's a boy!
      Let those smiles spread!
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