somewhere in willow creek a tv flickers on to the opening on a new world wide modeling competition. the viewer squeals in excitement.
the screen shows a pink hair woman, it's jana ort, top model and magazine editorJANA| Hello and welcome to the premier of World's Next Top Model! I am sure you have all seen modeling shows where there is a panel of judges who decide the fates of the models, right? Well not this time! Each week
you the public will help decide the fates of the models! You will also be given special other tasks to vote on as the series progresses. When we return we will meet the cast!
-- fades into a commercial --
*reserved for official business* I hope this is the right place for this....
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I'll be posting part 1 soon...
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You can ask one of the Gurus to move it through PM~ And you can always pop in the modeling thread to cast some votes
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*the screen flickers back on and a song in a starts to play. it's the intro*
[ should have tried to make it more like the australia's ntm opening ]
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the models dorm
the confessional
the basic kitchen, models don't eat anyways, do they?
the dining room
the 70s inspired gathering area
It's a good thing interior decorating isn't my job in real life
@dafadolly Danke!
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We used to be able to do it ourselves, but they removed it, so it's just Guru's now.
I made an update in the directory about this, but I have removed the voting tag list due to the cheating in voting comps, and some of the people on the list were associated with her (don't want to bother them, or start anything, by tagging and they don't want to be anymore), or were inactive in the end (by the time I finish sorting it would be about 3-6 leftover, so a 3-6 person difference compared to the regular tag lists ). It also wasn't used very much so I thought it a bit silly to keep it in the end, even when I ignore the other reasons. You can definitely tag everyone though with the S3/S4 list to check out the thread, I'm sure they'd all enjoy following the RP along and voting for the characters, especially since it's model based!
It looks great so far though! And that kitchen definitely won't be seeing any use anytime soon.
The show starts with a model entering the front door.
Realizing that she is alone in the house she scouts out the confessional.
Once inside the producers ask her to introduce herself.
ISABEL| Hallo Leute! Ich heisse Isabel and I am from Germany! I am so excited to be here, well as excited as a German can be, which is probably like the grumpy cat having fun! I have wanted to be a model forever and am looking forward to the opportunity to prove myself as a hard working and efficient model!
PRODUCER| Give us some more details on your life please. Age, occupation, usw.
ISABEL| Oh let's see... I'm 20 years old. Not old enough to drink in the States but at home I can! Mind you I am not a drinker at all. Drinking leads to loss of control and loss of control leads to issues with efficiency! If I was to become intoxicated I would never be able to do any of the daily tasks that I must do! I live at home with my almost ninety year old Oma. We run a tight ship! I noticed that in the living room there was a rug on the rug. But shouldn't there be another run on that rug as to protect it from dirt that they unclean models might bring in through the house? Do you think they would wear shows in the house? Ach du Lieber! I should hope not! A dirt house equals an unproductive space and unproductive means inefficient!! Inefficiency is a mortal sin!
*the camera pans away from Isabel and her endless rugs, the different girls are in the living room talking*
CASSIDY| *talking to the girl on the couch* Howdy there! You look unique, where are ya from darlin'?
JING| I am from China.
CASSIDY| Cha-eye-nah? Now where is that?
JING| *with a look of shock on her face* You have never heard of China?
CASSIDY| Mighty sure I hasn't! It's not in Texas is it? You know Texas is so big it really should be it's own country! I recken it would be a great country. Best country in the whole wide world! Better than that there Ceena place in that there Asien!
JING| *Mouth wide open* Is this girl for real?
CASSIDY| I recon I is in fact a real lady! I hasn't had no gender change if that is what you are there asking. I reckon it's because of my here horsey face as ma daddy calls is. My dream was to be a cowgirl like me daddy, but he says my face is too similar to the there horses and thus these here horses would be confuzzled that I isn't a horse too. Plus ma daddy said I wasn't there none too smart and should consider being a model. What does consider mean?
*Jing gets up and walks away*
*we go back to the confessional to find a fourth girl has entered the house and is being interview*
AMITY| Is that a serious question? Why do I think I has what it takes to be the Top Model of da World? Let me tell ya buddy, just look at me! Ain't no body going to be better than me! I is the H.B.I.C of this here show and will be the winner naturally!
PRODUCER| Instead of giving overly confident answers, why not tell us where you are from and a bit about you.
AMITY| Name's Amity. From the deep South. Mama was a minister in a church, daddy was a home keeper. Really weird childhood. But who cures about all that dull stuff anyways? People ain't gunna like me for my 'personality' and amazing grammatiks. They gunna care about my amazing fash-UN cents. Look here at this here swimsuit I turned into a darn top!
PRODUCER| So basically you think you are better than everyone?
AMITY| I think I is better? 🐸🐸🐸🐸 puh-lease! I know I is.
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JING| I will start! I am Jing, and I am from China!
AMITY| I think I should have started as I is the prettiest girl here. Obvi.
JING| I is?
AMITY| Ain't you listening boo? I said I is. I is. Not you is. Ain't ya usin' ya ears?
JING| *blank face* Good Buddha there's another one of them.
CASSIDY| Buddha? The Noodle Boodha?
KÄTZCHEN| Wat about if I zay zomething, becauz I zink dis wird not go zo vell if ve let diez ozer girlz continue to talk, ja? Hella Leute! I am Kätzchen and I am from Bavaria! Pleaze excuze mein heavy accent. In Bayern ve speak dis veirt language.
ISABEL| OOh I'm from Germany too! But from a part without a dialect, hence why I speak English better than all of you, especially you two Americans. You should be ashamed at that awful grammar of yours!
KAROLINA| Hey girls! I am karolina and I am from Austria.
KÄTZCHEN| OOh! Zere are zo many German girlz hier! Maybe ve shoult make ein alliance und call it zhe 'DIE MÄDCHEN' pack! It voult be fery fun! Ve coult all room togezer alzo!
ISABEL| Oh yes, let's start off the competition ostracizing ourselves from the rest pf the others.
KÄTZCHEN| Ach so? For me it is zo clear diez girl don't know how to haf fun. Typical German. Zo you 🐸🐸🐸🐸 it ist OK to be like stereotype zhen? But it iz not OK for me und Karolina und you to be in diez little group of friendz?
ISABEL| Ach du Lieber Gott im Himmel! Did I even say that?
KAROLINA| Kinda...
*Guadalupe interrupts*
GUADALUPE| All I see is lips flapping and words coming out but they mean nothing! Ay dios mio ladies! Did we even all get a chance to introduce ourselves? I mean I know I did not and I see that pink haired girl hasn't said anything yet! Why don't you introduce yourself dear!
ZUZU| Hi Ladies! I'm Zuzu. I am Japanese but am from California! I hope my grammar is good and represents Americans well, we aren't all dumb you know! My Japanese parents made sure I went to the best schools in the state and we even spent summers in Japan.
GUADALUPE| What's up with the pink hair then?
ZUZU| Sweet rebellion!
* karolina feels a vibration go off and looks at her phone *
KAROLINA| Hey ladies! I got a text from Jana Ort! *the girls all squeal* It says to get ready for our first photo-shoot NOW!!
-- fades into a commercial --
RANDOM GUY| Day of the dead lady! Do you have a sugar skull?
GUADALUPE| What?
RANDOM GUY| On the news it says to find you Day of the Dead people and that you will be giving out sugar skulls. Whoever gets the most wins a prize. So what gives? Can I get one from you?
GUADALUPE| I have no clue what you are talking about! I just dress like this because I like the style.
RANDOM GUY| Oh come on lady! Can you just give it to me already?
*annoyed by the disturbance that might now make them late kätzchen interups*
KÄTZCHEN| Hey zhere arschloch! Hast you her not heard? Zhe hat kein ZUKER SCHKULL! LEAF HER ALONE NOW, OR ELZE!! Don't mach me with my hands on your neck put! I might look little but vhen you try und make me late my innet devil kommt out! Now leaf her alone und let us go! JETZT!!!!
*the man runs off in fear of the crazy german devil girl*
KÄTZCHEN| Now zehn, wir could zu the zhoot go! Come on ladies! Let us not be late! Lateness is a zin und zhoult be punishable by zhe law!
*the other girls roll their eyes but continue on to the studio. when they arrive jana ort, supermodel and magazine editor if waiting for them. the girls squeal in excitement*
JANA| Hello ladies and welcome to your very first photo shoot! I am sure you have all heard on the news about the whole sugar skull craze, right? Well for the challenge you ladies will all be posing as sugar skulls. You will get made up with lack eyes, white faces and creepy patterns on your face! The perfect Day of the Dead Sugar Skull! And Guadalupe, you already have the perfect hair style! We will be using a flower crown in a braided bun as well!
Ladies head back and into makeup!
*guadalupe squeals and nearly dies of excitement*
THE PHOTO RESULTS
KÄTZCHEN
ZUZU
JING
AMITY
KAROLINA
CASS
GUADALUPE
ISABEL
VOTE HERE
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I feel dumb tagging people haha, but if you guys would vote I'd appreciate it!
@ironknight35 @Jendowoz0612 @wbombje @kittymeow @BobSkellington @psykt @Angel_Zarr
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I hope to see more.
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JANA| Hello models!!
MODELS| Hello Jana! *they chorused*
JANA| It is time to make our first cut. As you can see I am alone here. This means that there will not be any judges. The photos have been shown to the public via social media and they have voted on who stays and who goes! Before we make the cut I want you all to tell me how you think you did.
*guadalupe, excited by the photos theme, was the first to volunteer*
GUADALUPE| Oh Jana! This was amazing! You know as a Mexican I am proud of my heritage, especially day of the dead! When I heard the theme, I nearly died!
JING| We almost didn't even get her to the photo as some guy came up to her and was bothering her for a sugar skull.
JANA| So how did you get her away from the man?
KÄTZCHEN| It vaz eye! I hat to uze mein akzent und zhpeak fery hart und mean! I zhink it vorkt out ja vell!
JANA| Dear you need to see a speech therapist about that accent of yours. You might as well not even be speaking English, bo one can understand you!
KÄTZCHEN|
ISABEL| If she wasn't a German I bet she would be crying by now! :giggle
*kätzchen sent her a dirt look*
JANA| Okay then ladies! Enough of this bickering! It is now time to announce who stays and who goes! If I call your name that means you are safe and live to model another week! If I do not call your name that means that you are sadly eliminated and must head back to the rather unfortunately decorated models house, pack up and exit!
The first safe model is....
Congratulations!!
You are the weeks winner and you are safe!
Only one of you may move on!
Which model will that be???
JING
You are safe!
You need to try and do better next week!
This was so boring!
Sadly Karolina, this means you have been eliminated!
Please return to the models house, pack up and leave!
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*karolina hugs the other girls and leaves*
KAROLINA| Well I guess this is it for me then! I really had higher hopes than being the first out! I am perhaps not the most modelesque in terms of body and face, but oh well! I can try and maybe I will still make it on my own!
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JANA| Hello models!! Long time no see.
KÄTZCHEN| Ve yust sav you zhough?
JANA| It was a phrase. Must you always be so literal? *glaring at kätzchen* Anyways, moving on. Ladies it is time to get makeovers! Excited?
*guadalupe, excited by the photos theme, was the first to volunteer*
JING| Eh. Not really. I am afraid what you might do with me! Please don't make me go pink! I am not as cool and fun free as Zuzu!
JANA| No worries Jing! You look cute as a button, therefore we will be giving you a cutesy hair cut! A little shorter, bangs, like a bob.
JANA| Kitty Kat, you are nächste! You have such a cute face and tbh I feel like if you put on some weight you could be quite the sex bomb. So to change it up you're getting a major hair cut! Super short and shaved sides. Scared?
KÄTZCHEN| Vhat? I am German, ve do not haf feeliks, zo vhy voult I be skaret of a hair cut? I zhink it voult look ja cool!
JANA| Zuzu, now you are a real sex bomb! You might no think it now, but with some blonde hair you will look so amazing! Sexy and high fashion all at the same time! A true chameleon.
ZUZU| Oh no! What will my parents think if I am a blonde?
JANA| Well you do have pink hair now, at least blonde is a real hair color.
ZUZU| You do have a point there....
JANA| Amity! You have natural hair now and the afro seems to be making it's way back into the fashion world! Just look at some recent editorials by Jourdan Dunn or that Dominican model Lineisy. An Afro for Amity!
AMITY| Well I was sure darn for a weave, but I guess is OK with the 'fro. I had already dos puffs so I guess one puff is not that bad.
JANA| Isabel, to be honest you are so unique looking so I really had no clue what to do with you. I guess a basic blonde color and shoulder length hair. #BasicBitch :lips
ISABEL| Oh joy, basic 🐸🐸🐸🐸. Thanks. I bet ou think I drink pumpkin spice lattes too. Well guess what. I do.
JANA| Next is Miss Day of the Dead herself! Now Guada, or Lupe, no one even knows what your hair looks like! I say just keep it black and make it straight. Probably already looks that way anways.
GUADALUPE| So that means I am already perfect as is! eat your hearts out ladies!
JANA| Horsey, I mean Cassidy dear! In addition to English classes, which I feel Kitty Kat and Amity Vile Horror might need as well, you are getting a brown dye. Length will stay the same.
CASS| Why I is might sure darn glad about that there new hair style Ms Jana. I didn't want no weird mess on my here head. I am a good Christian Lady you know, The higher the hair the close is one to Jesus!
JANA| Well isn't that lovely....
JANA| I am tired and you all look good enough to be models now. It's time for my exit.
Night 🐸🐸🐸🐸
:lips
*as jana exits she thinks 'tyra banks wishes she could have been as bad 🐸🐸🐸🐸 as me' and smiles to herself as she gets into her car*
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