I used to think those little yellow dandelions died when they closed up at night, so my great grandmother found a bunch in her trashcan and had to explain to me that they were asleep. I still like to blow on the kind that drift through the air.
One Halloween, my aunt told me that there was a witch who lived on the moon and she was going to visit their house that night.
It was a ploy to get me to stay over at their house. I did believe her, but I didn't feel like staying over just to see the witch, as much as I would've liked to see that.
Don't manhandle the urchin. He's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN! - Xenon the Antiquarian, Dragon Age II
You know how lots of people tell kids babies come from the stork? Well, I knew that wasn't true because I had a pregnant kindergarten teacher. So instead, what I believed is adults randomly woke up pregnant.
One Christmas while listening to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town", it hit me -
"...He sees you when you're sleepin'-" what is this old man watching me sleeping for? If I'm asleep, I'm not bulling anyone!
"-He knows when you're awake..." oh great! Now he's watching me through binoculars (I guess) getting up and getting my morning started!
I'm being Stalked by Santa! I actually got scared!
I thought people were trapped inside mannequins as a child and I would cry and cry whenever I mum brought me shopping and we'd walk by them - nearly frantic lol!!
Even to this day, they creep me out
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When I was little, I used to think that there were ghosts in my basement, back when our basement was just concrete floor and insulation. My sister and I wouldn't leave each other alone downstairs when we were playing. If she left me and ran up the stairs, I wouldn't cry and run up after her because I didn't want to be left alone. Fast forward to adulthood, definitely not ghosts, but it was definitely cold and creepy in the basement...
When I was little there used to be a DIY store next to the supermarket, it had written "Do it yourself!" in huge letters on it and I was like: Whoa such a mean store
I believed that eating an apple seed would make you grow an apple tree in your stomach.
I also thought that Dora was real (she's not )
I thought that space had a floor where giant people watched us.
I also believed that space had a roof.
“Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob?” she asked, cutting me off. “His name is ‘Shut up.’”- Breaking Dawn
-I thought that I would die if I ate toothpaste.
-I thought that guys could get pregnant too. (This leads to a super awkward story that my parents love telling. I'll save it for another time...)
-I always avoided vents and air ducts because I thought that I would be ❤️❤️❤️❤️ into them.
-I hated going into those little playground tower tunnel tube maze things (don't know what they're called exactly) because I thought they would close up and trap me in forever...
-In movies, when they show the main character at a younger age and then later at an older age, I thought they had to start filming when the actor was younger and then wait 10-20 years for the actor to grow up so they could finish.
-Because of Toy Story I thought my toys could come to life when I wasn't around, but this actually terrified me and I had nightmares about it for years.
-I used to think little elves had to paint all the lines in the road.
-This one is a little bit gory, but when I was really little I went hiking with my parents, siblings, uncle, and cousins, and we had the unfortunate luck of seeing a dismembered deer leg in the woods. Everyone was looking at it and saying how sad it was and speculating what happened, and then I said, "Maybe the deer ran too fast down the hill and its legs fell off?" It took me a couple of years to comprehend why nobody took this suggestion seriously.
When I was little I used to believe that when you turned off the gaming consoles the in game characters would be sleeping until you turned it back on again.
when I was little, I always thought the people who worked at the grocery store lived in the store, so when I walked through the store with my mom I would always contemplate how they ever met up with their families, or even where they slept, so I asked my mom one day where the employees slept, and that gave her a really good laugh. she told me they didn't live in the store ._. I also thought when I was little that I would always be normal. haha you crazy little kid..
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It was a ploy to get me to stay over at their house. I did believe her, but I didn't feel like staying over just to see the witch, as much as I would've liked to see that.
"...He sees you when you're sleepin'-" what is this old man watching me sleeping for? If I'm asleep, I'm not bulling anyone!
"-He knows when you're awake..." oh great! Now he's watching me through binoculars (I guess) getting up and getting my morning started!
I'm being Stalked by Santa! I actually got scared!
I also used to think that everything pre-1960 was actually black & white. Imagine my surprise when I learned that color has always existed in life.
Even to this day, they creep me out
Magnetic everything about you... You really got me, now
...don't leave paranoid children alone with books.
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I also thought that Dora was real (she's not
I thought that space had a floor where giant people watched us.
I also believed that space had a roof.
-I thought that I would die if I ate toothpaste.
-I thought that guys could get pregnant too. (This leads to a super awkward story that my parents love telling. I'll save it for another time...)
-I always avoided vents and air ducts because I thought that I would be ❤️❤️❤️❤️ into them.
-I hated going into those little playground tower tunnel tube maze things (don't know what they're called exactly) because I thought they would close up and trap me in forever...
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-Because of Toy Story I thought my toys could come to life when I wasn't around, but this actually terrified me and I had nightmares about it for years.
-I used to think little elves had to paint all the lines in the road.
-This one is a little bit gory, but when I was really little I went hiking with my parents, siblings, uncle, and cousins, and we had the unfortunate luck of seeing a dismembered deer leg in the woods. Everyone was looking at it and saying how sad it was and speculating what happened, and then I said, "Maybe the deer ran too fast down the hill and its legs fell off?" It took me a couple of years to comprehend why nobody took this suggestion seriously.
@wolfkomoki1 Nawww stahp I can't handle too much cuteness!!!
This thread is wonderful cheers for the smiles op