Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
Off topic, this is really weird. I'm not able to post only the picture, because I get a message "Body is 5 characters too short." Well, since I wrote this, I suppose it's not any more, but I'm pretty sure I've been able to post even single letters or numbers before...
Two indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to the hospital... One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRrrrr
Off topic, this is really weird. I'm not able to post only the picture, because I get a message "Body is 5 characters too short." Well, since I wrote this, I suppose it's not any more, but I'm pretty sure I've been able to post even single letters or numbers before...
Are your parents astronauts? Cause that azz is out of this world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!AHAHA
AHAHAAAHAAHAHAGAAGAGAHAGAG-COUGHS UP LUNGS-
Tht one is hilarious but I believe it's 2 lines + 2 lines of spaces.
*writes onto cool new meme*
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A gummy bear
Because she loved MEWsic!
That one made my friend cringe so badly!
Well
Think again.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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It wasn't. Number don't feel.
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Because i dropped it.
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Aye matey.
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A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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A: Because he found his honey.
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NOT CARO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
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Then how did you get your foot in it?
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