Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
Are we going to be hearing more from your instalment too? Lol, poor Mr Sausage surely couldn't leave it like that - he needs to get his own back!
He's great, yes I do enjoy looking at these alternate game versions He looks fantastic braineybee- It looks like a proper expensive Hollywood remake of a low budget UK sitcom, where the main role is taken by a top grossing handsome chiselled star with expensive sets instead of some scruffy unknown goofy bloke in a cupboard.
Has anyone else noticed the irony that while the OP has perfectly demonstrated some of the most shocking failures of TS4, they have also created what is quite possibly the ultimate "Weirder Story".
I tip my hat
I think that EmberDahl has demonstrated that the only way to play sims 4 is ironically...
Exactly what I was thinking. Here I am enjoying Sims 4!
You are a master character designing by the way OP.
In the meantime I'm also curious what will happen next in the Sims 3 version.
Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
Hahaha, judging from that stink cloud there, she literally knocked the fart out of your hotdog.
Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
Hahaha, judging from that stink cloud there, she literally knocked the fart out of your hotdog.
I want to see more of this story, too!
I admire the way she magically managed to change her clothes while fighting by the way
He's great, yes I do enjoy looking at these alternate game versions He looks fantastic braineybee- It looks like a proper expensive Hollywood remake of a low budget UK sitcom, where the main role is taken by a top grossing handsome chiselled star with expensive sets instead of some scruffy unknown goofy bloke in a cupboard.
Hi all! There will be more of our delicious little Sims 3 Sausage! I haven't gotten to play as much as I usually do this weekend because of my son's birthday festivites, which seem to be going on FOREVER! I do have some notes because I will be recreating many of the same situations that our lovely @EmberDahl has created for us, and some unique ones for Sims 3 that you cannot do in 4. In the meantime, here is a pic of our sad little sausage roller skating his troubles away after losing the fight to a granny. He will be back, and badder than ever!
Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
Hahaha, judging from that stink cloud there, she literally knocked the fart out of your hotdog.
I want to see more of this story, too!
I admire the way she magically managed to change her clothes while fighting by the way
She had just changed into her day dress from her robe right before the fight
Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
Hahaha, judging from that stink cloud there, she literally knocked the fart out of your hotdog.
I want to see more of this story, too!
I admire the way she magically managed to change her clothes while fighting by the way
She had just changed into her day dress from her robe right before the fight
And understandably, no lady should fight in her négligee.
This reminds me of my favorite food! Thanks! Yesterday I went to shop at walmo, well they have this hotdog stand in this guy was wearing a hotdog suit! So I said oh cool look honey lets go get a hotdog! We go to get one and as he squirts the mustard it hits my shirt and leaves this dark yellow stain. I just stand there staring at that stain perplexed as to how it could squirt that far, and as to how I will begin to remove the stain. I look up and say, say omg sir! You soiled my new shirt! I must now buy another at this walmo! He said ma'am I am SO sorry here take another weiner, so I allowed him to give me the weiner in the bun for free. I was fuming but I knew I had to realign my chi and accept his weiner. I swiftly hid my stain, went into walmo, got a tshirt, went in the car and changed. I drove home in a somber state, and that whole night I just knew I must meditate on the moments prior. I sat indian style saying huuummmm ummm budha budha meee, and I centered my chi and drank some chai tea. I let my bad chakras float away, and the good chakras stay. Thinkfully now my spirit color can go from yellow back to spirit emerald green.
I suspect @ScurvyNervy that he was employed by Walmo to destroy people's clothing in an attempt to up their sales of new shirts. It's an old trick and it just looks like you were foolish enough to fall for their evil marketing ploy.
Well obviously you should have just demanded to wear his hotdog outfit as a replacement for your soiled shirt, and not run off like a big sap and buy from their store. That way your dignity would still be intact.
Mr. Sausage showed up at the Tense house at 5 am the next day to "visit." He was not invited in. He greeted Perma with an insult and peed on her porch:
Perma Tense was NOT happy to see him:
Poor Mr. Sausage got beat up by an old lady! All of the stereos in the house blasting children's music (left on the night before by Mr. Sausage hee hee!) provided the soundtrack for the fight. Mr. Sausage rolled a wish to "Beat Up Perma" right after his rousing defeat!
I love her reaction towards him after the fight. Her face shows shes clearly hates the mess out of this guy and that and that they're not going to be buddy buddy anytime soon.
Enjoying Sausage Sagas immensely. Thank you all so much for taking the time to plan, set up, and document the evolving stories that compare gameplay emotions so well.
I have to admit, I fell for the whole "emotion" sell, hook.line.and.sinker! Thank you for taking the time and effort to show visible proof of the nasty truth of it all. While the game in itself is shallow and empty, it is still somewhat entertaining for a short while. The silver lining is that your Sausage saga is very entertaining and now I'd rather read all about it, than play!
Pretty soon mr sausages is going to have his own website, facebook, twitter feed (complete with inappropriate rants) and several endorsement contracts.
hee - apologies- got to pull an all nighter again- got a 3 minute cartoon to finish for the morning and 4 bits of music to knock up for a different client. I'll then die for a bit, and probably start the first sausage task Thursday.
hee - apologies- got to pull an all nighter again- got a 3 minute cartoon to finish for the morning and 4 bits of music to knock up for a different client. I'll then die for a bit, and probably start the first sausage task Thursday.
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You are a master character designing by the way OP.
In the meantime I'm also curious what will happen next in the Sims 3 version.
Hahaha, judging from that stink cloud there, she literally knocked the fart out of your hotdog.
I want to see more of this story, too!
You said it so much better than I ever could.
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
She had just changed into her day dress from her robe right before the fight
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
Yesterday I went to shop at walmo, well they have this hotdog stand in this guy was wearing a hotdog suit!
So I said oh cool look honey lets go get a hotdog!
We go to get one and as he squirts the mustard it hits my shirt and leaves this dark yellow stain.
I just stand there staring at that stain perplexed as to how it could squirt that far, and as to how I will begin to remove the stain.
I look up and say, say omg sir! You soiled my new shirt! I must now buy another at this walmo!
He said ma'am I am SO sorry here take another weiner, so I allowed him to give me the weiner in the bun for free.
I was fuming but I knew I had to realign my chi and accept his weiner.
I swiftly hid my stain, went into walmo, got a tshirt, went in the car and changed.
I drove home in a somber state, and that whole night I just knew I must meditate on the moments prior.
I sat indian style saying huuummmm ummm budha budha meee, and I centered my chi and drank some chai tea.
I let my bad chakras float away, and the good chakras stay.
Thinkfully now my spirit color can go from yellow back to spirit emerald green.
Well obviously you should have just demanded to wear his hotdog outfit as a replacement for your soiled shirt, and not run off like a big sap and buy from their store. That way your dignity would still be intact.
I love her reaction towards him after the fight. Her face shows shes clearly hates the mess out of this guy and that and that they're not going to be buddy buddy anytime soon.
O why thank you LOL Don't worry nigel will come back eventually
- Froggie
WIP: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/851667/australian-world-version-1-0-uploaded/p1
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
Sadly RL has to come first
- Froggie
WIP: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/851667/australian-world-version-1-0-uploaded/p1