When you walk into a room and immediately forget what you were doing there, and you secretly believe it's because the Sim Overlord cancelled your interaction
I love this type of topic! Here's a list of warning signs that you've been playing too much...
SIGNS YOU'VE PLAYED SIMS TOO LONG
Music- (sim stereo)
.you have a favorite song
.despite being in Simlish, you sing along
.you sing Simlish perfectly
.you can translate the lyrics for non-Simlish speaking people accurately
.you put the song on your ipod
.you put a Sim music video with the song playing on youtube
.you can sing other songs (ie. Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody) in Simlish
Music- (in game)
-build mode:
.you hum the build mode music while you build particle board furniture
-buy mode:
.you hum the buy mode music as you're shopping
-"map view":
.you hum the map view music as you program your GPS
-create a Sim:
.you hum the CaS music while you do your hair, put on your make up,
get your outfit, ect.
Simlish- (speech)
.you "ruin" your friend's dog by teaching him to obey only to Simlish
commands
.you speak in Simlish to the policeman when you're pulled over
.you use Simlish profanity to keep from getting into trouble
Simlish- (written)
.you sign your name in Simlish on important documents
.you write the grocery shopping list in Simlish just to see your spouse go insane
.you write letters in Simlish and mail them to friends and relatives
.you hand in your book reports- all in Simlish
Objects-
-cars
.you refer to your mother-in-law's car as a "big lemon"
.you ask the car dealer if you could test drive the "margaret vaguester"
.when you see a hatchback, you wonder if it smells like barbecue sause inside
-realestate
.you look for a lot and house to buy for 16,500 or less
Yourself-
.when you're hungry, you say "Zo hungwah" then point to your mouth
.you know what a Laganphyllis Simnovorii is
.you go to a plant nursery, looking for cow plants
.You constantly monitor your bank account to see if you got the "motherlode" and disappointed when you find out you didn't
.you go to housing websites for floorplans to built
.you pound your laptop with a hammer trying to "up-grade" it
.you walk to the sidewalk and push the button on your car keys, thinking it'll just appear
.you never wash your sheets and blankets after some "woo-hoo"
.you go to bed leaving the light on, thinking it'll turn itself off
.when you see a random piece of furniture, you know what set (world or venue) it goes to
-You think entering motherlode will make you rich.
-You pee yourself because you have no self control.
-You eat pancakes (or whatever breakfast) for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because you made a group serving and it's just easier that way.
-You have no money to buy a mansion so you just enter freerealestate.
-You think you can get a tattoo and just have it removed with no remnants of it left.
-You think if you dye your hair to pink, blue, etc., your future kids will inherit it.
-When you're in a building and you think of how it could be recreated in Sims.
-You accidentally refer to a winery as a nectary.
-You think of traits to assign to people you know.
-When you think you can learn skills on your computer like your sims do or study skills on your smart phone because you installed a Mod that lets your sims do that.
-You think you can eat some food that's getting old because your sims do that in your game.
-You think that you'll only be pregnant for 30 days and have the baby stay a baby for 60 days.
-You think toddlers will become children after 120 days as a toddler and that your child will become a kid in 360 days.
-You think the older kid will get past that stage in 180 days.
> @Shadecaster101 said: > -When you're in a building and you think of how it could be recreated in Sims.
This! Or alternatively, when you're watching television/movies and all you can think about is how to recreate the rooms and houses in Sims. Happens to me all the time...
When you think of your sims lives/neighborhood to be a sort of utopia and long for better than what the real world could ever give you (leave it to me to think of this in a serious light xD).
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SIGNS YOU'VE PLAYED SIMS TOO LONG
Music- (sim stereo)
.you have a favorite song
.despite being in Simlish, you sing along
.you sing Simlish perfectly
.you can translate the lyrics for non-Simlish speaking people accurately
.you put the song on your ipod
.you put a Sim music video with the song playing on youtube
.you can sing other songs (ie. Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody) in Simlish
Music- (in game)
-build mode:
.you hum the build mode music while you build particle board furniture
-buy mode:
.you hum the buy mode music as you're shopping
-"map view":
.you hum the map view music as you program your GPS
-create a Sim:
.you hum the CaS music while you do your hair, put on your make up,
get your outfit, ect.
Simlish- (speech)
.you "ruin" your friend's dog by teaching him to obey only to Simlish
commands
.you speak in Simlish to the policeman when you're pulled over
.you use Simlish profanity to keep from getting into trouble
Simlish- (written)
.you sign your name in Simlish on important documents
.you write the grocery shopping list in Simlish just to see your spouse go insane
.you write letters in Simlish and mail them to friends and relatives
.you hand in your book reports- all in Simlish
Objects-
-cars
.you refer to your mother-in-law's car as a "big lemon"
.you ask the car dealer if you could test drive the "margaret vaguester"
.when you see a hatchback, you wonder if it smells like barbecue sause inside
-realestate
.you look for a lot and house to buy for 16,500 or less
Yourself-
.when you're hungry, you say "Zo hungwah" then point to your mouth
.you know what a Laganphyllis Simnovorii is
.you go to a plant nursery, looking for cow plants
.You constantly monitor your bank account to see if you got the "motherlode" and disappointed when you find out you didn't
.you go to housing websites for floorplans to built
.you pound your laptop with a hammer trying to "up-grade" it
.you walk to the sidewalk and push the button on your car keys, thinking it'll just appear
.you never wash your sheets and blankets after some "woo-hoo"
.you go to bed leaving the light on, thinking it'll turn itself off
.when you see a random piece of furniture, you know what set (world or venue) it goes to
-You pee yourself because you have no self control.
-You eat pancakes (or whatever breakfast) for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because you made a group serving and it's just easier that way.
-You have no money to buy a mansion so you just enter freerealestate.
-You think you can get a tattoo and just have it removed with no remnants of it left.
-You think if you dye your hair to pink, blue, etc., your future kids will inherit it.
Not that that's scary or anything...
-You accidentally refer to a winery as a nectary.
-You think of traits to assign to people you know.
-You think you can eat some food that's getting old because your sims do that in your game.
-You think that you'll only be pregnant for 30 days and have the baby stay a baby for 60 days.
-You think toddlers will become children after 120 days as a toddler and that your child will become a kid in 360 days.
-You think the older kid will get past that stage in 180 days.
- You think pregnancy lasts 3 days
Gone from this place and never coming back. P5 is good
You're sick of hearing "shoo-flee or orderna weeabee!"
You spelled it wrong
cars
.You try to pick your car car up, so you can put it into your pocket (hernia!)
> -When you're in a building and you think of how it could be recreated in Sims.
This! Or alternatively, when you're watching television/movies and all you can think about is how to recreate the rooms and houses in Sims. Happens to me all the time...