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can you please tell me something funny/uplifting? :)

JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
edited November 2014 in Off Topic Chat
I've had a difficult couple of days...long story short, TS forums have been my only socialization in the last 36 hours.
]i'm feeling a little bit sad and a lotta bit lonely and I could use a pick-me up.
I'm about to go on a run but it'd be nice if there was something to make me smile when I get back :):blush:

or let me come back to see no responses in addition to no notifications on my phone
kick a sista when she's down :disappointed:

yes, go ahead and write "something funny" and get it off your chest

plz no pictures of kittens, nothing worse than seeing something so adorable, knowing one day it'll grow up to be Satan's pawn

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  • Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
    This is a wondeful poem thats always been uplifting to me

    Footprints
    One night I had a dream--
    I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
    and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
    For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
    one belonged to me and the other to the Lord.
    When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
    I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
    I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
    there was only one set of footprints.
    I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
    and saddest times in my life.
    This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
    "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
    you would walk with me all the way,
    but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
    there is only one set of footprints.
    "I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
    you should leave me."
    The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
    I love you and I would never, never leave you
    during your times of trial and suffering.
    "When you saw only one set of footprints,
    it was then that I carried you."
  • Alistair_32Alistair_32 Posts: 1,261 Member
  • MelanieSimlishMelanieSimlish Posts: 4,432 Member
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  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    This is a wondeful poem thats always been uplifting to me

    Footprints
    One night I had a dream--
    I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
    and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
    For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
    one belonged to me and the other to the Lord.
    When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
    I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
    I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
    there was only one set of footprints.
    I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
    and saddest times in my life.
    This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
    "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
    you would walk with me all the way,
    but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
    there is only one set of footprints.
    "I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
    you should leave me."
    The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
    I love you and I would never, never leave you
    during your times of trial and suffering.
    "When you saw only one set of footprints,
    it was then that I carried you."

    This actually made me tear up a little bit, I'm such a crybaby. But yes, it was uplifting. <3
  • x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    The little boy at 1:45...!
    The girl at 3:00...!
    6:27...
    the little boy at 10:10!
    lol I CAN'T

  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
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    woooooooooooooo I'm dead...I really want to go tell someone this but I don't know who ahahah.


    Thank you all <3 I needed it.
  • AnnePlaysAnnePlays Posts: 2,504 Member
    x_MG_x wrote: »
    LOL, which translation is this?! btw, I'm a Wicked fan :grin:
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  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    x_MG_x wrote: »
    "I hope you're proud of how you do servile submission well" lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I can't deal with the "ignoring gravity" bits & "Get it, it's ugly" LOL. I'll have to watch mroe of her hahaha
  • AnnePlaysAnnePlays Posts: 2,504 Member
    Check out For Good as well, lol Google what have you done.

    For Good and Defying Gravity are my favorite songs from Wicked, haven't watched the musical yet but I read the book, they came in my country, I couldn't go, the tickets were so expensive! :grin:
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  • plopppoplopppo Posts: 5,031 Member
    This gets me everytime:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8

    I've watched it hundreds of times - I just cannot resist it.

    It really kicks in after about 25 seconds.
  • cauliflowerscauliflowers Posts: 5,782 Member
    is your first name mari?
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  • guccimylifeguccimylife Posts: 11 New Member
    > @Coffefreak4Life said:
    > This is a wondeful poem thats always been uplifting to me
    >
    > Footprints
    > One night I had a dream--
    > I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
    > and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
    > For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
    > one belonged to me and the other to the Lord.
    > When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
    > I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
    > I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
    > there was only one set of footprints.
    > I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
    > and saddest times in my life.
    > This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
    > "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
    > you would walk with me all the way,
    > but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
    > there is only one set of footprints.
    > "I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
    > you should leave me."
    > The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
    > I love you and I would never, never leave you
    > during your times of trial and suffering.
    > "When you saw only one set of footprints,
    > it was then that I carried you."

    You are forgetting that some people here aren't religious...
  • MelanieSimlishMelanieSimlish Posts: 4,432 Member
    You are forgetting that some people here aren't religious...

    And you are transparently looking for an argument...
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  • Coffefreak4LifeCoffefreak4Life Posts: 8,082 Member
    You are forgetting that some people here aren't religious...

    And you are transparently looking for an argument...


    meh they have the right to say it . doesnt bother me one way or the other
  • SpidersWebSpidersWeb Posts: 1,027 Member
    Two guys walk in to a bar.
    The first says "I'll have some H 2 O please"
    The second says "I'll have some H 2 O too please"
    The second guy dies.

    (H2O2 is bleach)

    I've been practicing my "dad jokes".
    Hope you feel chirpier soon Juana.

    Performance, Price, Portability - pick two.
  • guccimylifeguccimylife Posts: 11 New Member
    > @MelanieSimlish said:
    > guccimylife wrote: »
    >
    > You are forgetting that some people here aren't religious...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > And you are transparently looking for an argument...

    right sorry its my nature to be snappy
  • SpidersWebSpidersWeb Posts: 1,027 Member
    right sorry its my nature to be snappy
    I'm like that too, have been trying to train myself out of it.
    Performance, Price, Portability - pick two.
  • jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
    To steal and rework a phrase from my favorite writer of all time:

    Always remember to have hope "May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."
    It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
  • ENolanENolan Posts: 2,735 Member
    At the end of the day, you DON'T work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza...
  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    SpidersWeb wrote: »
    Two guys walk in to a bar.
    The first says "I'll have some H 2 O please"
    The second says "I'll have some H 2 O too please"
    The second guy dies.

    (H2O2 is bleach)

    I've been practicing my "dad jokes".
    Hope you feel chirpier soon Juana.

    You have no idea how long I've been wanting someone to explain that joke to me....
    and now that I get it, it's freaking brilliant
  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    edited November 2014
    jcp011c2 wrote: »
    To steal and rework a phrase from my favorite writer of all time:

    Always remember to have hope "May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."
    I freaking love this quote. A lot. It really is one of those things - if you can manage to have hope when you're about to give up, you can really pick yourself back up from anything.
    ENolan wrote: »
    At the end of the day, you DON'T work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza...
    This was very, very uplifting. Thank you.

    ..I actually just heard about that game fr the first time today, but I really really wanna play it, lol.
  • JuanaJuana Posts: 840 Member
    edited November 2014
    ]
    You are forgetting that some people here aren't religious...

    And you are transparently looking for an argument...


    meh they have the right to say it . doesnt bother me one way or the other
    Lol, it was a troll birthed from that bizarre thread anyway. Nothing good came of that...

  • ENolanENolan Posts: 2,735 Member
    edited November 2014
    Juana wrote: »
    ENolan wrote: »
    At the end of the day, you DON'T work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza...
    This was very, very uplifting. Thank you.

    ..I actually just heard about that game fr the first time today, but I really really wanna play it, lol.

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    Bonnie: "Oh really?! Don't worry, new guard; I'll be the fir-first to vi-vi-vi-vi-maul-VISIT you!"
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