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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • figmentzfigmentz Posts: 504 Member
    Ugh... Why are you taking so long to starve?
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  • sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
    figmentz wrote: »
    Ugh... Why are you taking so long to starve?

    This one goes along with, "JUST DIE ALREADY!!!", lol.
    Origin, Steam, PSN, XBL - FyreFlyeRush

  • TerrylinTerrylin Posts: 4,846 Member
    "The other day the family I was working with made me so mad I killed them all just so I could see their ghosts!"
  • lucasmakitallucasmakital Posts: 1 New Member
    A guy doesnt flirt back to me i kill...
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "I'm starting to get bored with my new virtual life, So I'm thinking about going back to my old virtual life." :\
  • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
    This guy won't leave, so I'll just build a wall around him and let him starve.
  • justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,334 Member
    I want to see what happens when my daughter skips class and loses a grade.
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  • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
    I hope the Grim Reaper doesn't come to this birthday party. If he does, that'll be third time someone's died at my party!
  • auntmichelle9auntmichelle9 Posts: 87 Member
    Stop cleaning...you're a genie :)
  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    I wonder if I can drown the university mascot
    I want to get rid of Emit and take over the future
    I died from timetravel now my children were taken away by the social worker
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  • Brandon_PehBrandon_Peh Posts: 11 New Member
    I add random sims to my household and kill all of them. B)
  • Brandon_PehBrandon_Peh Posts: 11 New Member
    I add random sims to my household and kill all of them. B)
  • cheesetruckcheesetruck Posts: 2,518 Member
    My Shower broke last night. Luckily I have an Aunt who is a fairy so I had her do her special fairy repair to fix the shower!
  • SnowboundSnowbound Posts: 51 New Member
    "It's 3 o'clock in the morning! Haven't you slept enough, yet?!"
  • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
    "I sold my entire kitchen so I could buy a pool. Worth it!"
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  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Now that I have the Time Remote, I can alter the future so my descendants suffer! MWAHAHAHA!! >:^)
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • DimitraGDimitraG Posts: 136 Member
    "I met this cute guy at the park, i flirted with him, he kissed me and then we got married. Three days later i had a baby."
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  • altad1altad1 Posts: 1,091 Member
    On phone with husband, he's at work and boss is in his office.
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    Oh crap an angry ghost is breaking the toilet and shower, if I hadn't already killed her I'd kill her.
    He had speaker phone on (apparently it's less painful when I scream down the phone)
  • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
    One of the best stories ever @altad1!
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    "Where did I go wrong?!...My Descendants are environmentalists." :mrgreen::s
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    ..And "If these are my Descendants, then at some point in the future either *I* or my *Wife* are clearly going to cheat." :\
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  • pumpkinpatch212pumpkinpatch212 Posts: 147 Member
    Oh my gosh! My children were so ugly! I blame my husband! Let me just drown them and start over!
  • fan00123fan00123 Posts: 541 Member
    I just have to say that this thread is hilarious!!! and I don't know if anyone has ever said this one yet but,
    "Ugh, I'm old. Let me go drink that young again potion."
    Hello! Origin ID: Fan00123 My Page Thanks to all the lovely & generous simmers on here, I can now say, "I Own the Store! :smiley:"
  • Lazarus_B4RLazarus_B4R Posts: 1,827 Member
    fan00123 wrote: »
    I just have to say that this thread is hilarious!!! and I don't know if anyone has ever said this one yet but, <br />
    "Ugh, I'm old. Let me go drink that young again potion."
    Lol, the 3 essential things to have a long happy (Sim) life, YA Potion, Ambrosia & Death Flowers. :#
  • Bubblez800Bubblez800 Posts: 285 Member
    I have to sell the window so I can afford the pizza
  • unluckykoneko16unluckykoneko16 Posts: 356 Member
    "I got my degree in just three days or less!"
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