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    Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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    • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      @ladybreid - Suddenly the reason you have so many ferrets is clear.
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
      ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
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    • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
      I will trust you with my grammy @ladybreid, but since you are some kind of seductive ferret- whispering pied piper I will keep mine away from you :)
      For a good laugh try my thread:

      Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
    • ebuchalaebuchala Posts: 4,945 Member
      brainybee wrote: »
      I will trust you with my grammy @ladybreid, but since you are some kind of seductive ferret- whispering pied piper I will keep mine away from you :)

      To heck with grammy, I've got to protect my little ferrets. :p
      Origin ID: ebuchala
      I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath. Reaper
    • PamhamletPamhamlet Posts: 5,556 Member
      "The upstairs bed won't let my couple woohoo anymore." (Actually was a post on this forum)

      My relationships are all messed up. My husband somehow became my brother. I think it's because we don't have family trees.

      I bred some frogs in my pocket.

      My neighborhood never gets robbed anymore, so we don't need cops. Even though my uncle is a criminal.
    • DoritoEvieDoritoEvie Posts: 1,887 Member
      Come on now, just go flirt with this sim. Geez, I know you don't know them but you will after you flirt with them! JUST LIKE EACHOTHER ALREADY AND HAVE BABIES! HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!
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    • PamhamletPamhamlet Posts: 5,556 Member
      I love threads like this!! :D

      I just finished building a rocket ship in my backyard. I'm eager to woohoo in outer space and bring back some aliens in a jar.

      Who would think that just sitting near this plumbob lamp would get me soooo inspired!

      Saw my neighbors slapping each other around on the street and moments later they were talking and laughing together like best of friends.

      I just replaced my whole house today with a simple click of my mouse.
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      I just found out I got Bella, Zoe, Kristine, Diana, Nina, Michelle, Ciara, Danielle, Kelly, Andrea, Lacey, Patricia, Janet.... [ 20 names later] pregnant.

      I'm moving to Oasis Springs.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      adayinthelife942 wrote: »
      I just found out I got Bella, Zoe, Kristine, Diana, Nina, Michelle, Ciara, Danielle, Kelly, Andrea, Lacey, Patricia, Janet.... [ 20 names later] pregnant.

      I'm moving to Oasis Springs.

      Lewl >.>
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
      ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
      S4 Patch Notes | Bug Reports | Cache Clearing (load times)
    • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
      Holy crap @adayinthelife942! You're gonna be the reason they need to add hospitals to this game!
      For a good laugh try my thread:

      Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      brainybee wrote: »
      Holy crap @adayinthelife942! You're gonna be the reason they need to add hospitals to this game!

      And child support centers, courts of law, vasectomy centers...
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
      You got that right @adayinthelife942. You'll be the reason they bring city hall and the police back!
      For a good laugh try my thread:

      Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
    • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      @adayinthelife942 - channeling his Lou Bega Mambo Number 5 all over town.

      Or is he?

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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
      ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
      S4 Patch Notes | Bug Reports | Cache Clearing (load times)
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      Crackseed wrote: »
      @adayinthelife942 - channeling his Lou Bega Mambo Number 5 all over town.

      Or is he?

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      Hmmm...

      * breaks into song*

      A little bit of Bella she's so fun
      A little bit of Zoe under the sun
      A little bit of Kristine is what I need
      A little bit of Diana she aims to please

      A little bit of Nina in the club
      A little bit of Michelle in my hot tub
      A little bit of Ciara all night long
      And all of the rest who I didn't name in this song.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      "Don't you dare die! If you die, I will kill you!" - (I say this all the time to my Sims, when they're repairing/upgrading appliances!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • SirCumberbatchSirCumberbatch Posts: 377 Member
      "I'm married to a fairy!"
      "I threw a zombie potion at someone then they bit me."
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    • Kal_T0rakKal_T0rak Posts: 172 Member
      I can walk around the neighborhood in just my underwear then pee myself on someone's lawn. It's ok, I'm Very Confident!
      To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
    • EsotericRogueEsotericRogue Posts: 153 Member
      I'm still waiting for a Baby BBQ.
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      Streaming at http://www.hitbox.tv/eRogue (Twitch sucks now.)
    • brainybeebrainybee Posts: 1,123 Member
      My daughter just made our family as Sims in The Sims 3. She sent her brother to military school. The poor guy also has lots of bad or embarrassing things happen to him (should I be worried?). She gave her dad and I the "Never Nude" trait because she said "There was no way I was going to watch you guys shower!" I have a feeling my Sim hubby and I will never woo hoo in her game either!
      For a good laugh try my thread:

      Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
    • munchie885munchie885 Posts: 8,439 Member
      I hope those aliens that abducted and got me pregnant plan to become my friend at some point.
    • natashifiednatashified Posts: 3,314 Member
      edited October 2014
      Sulsul! Benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb! Ah, van vesua. Cummuns nala? Sulsul!
    • natashifiednatashified Posts: 3,314 Member
      I never left my crib as a baby!

      I went from baby to child!

      I killed the maid.

      Pack up your bags! We are moving to the moon!
    • CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      brainybee wrote: »
      My daughter just made our family as Sims in The Sims 3. She sent her brother to military school. The poor guy also has lots of bad or embarrassing things happen to him (should I be worried?). She gave her dad and I the "Never Nude" trait because she said "There was no way I was going to watch you guys shower!" I have a feeling my Sim hubby and I will never woo hoo in her game either!

      That girl has her head on straight - I just hope your doors are childproof IRL or you employ liberal amounts of vaseline for the handles.
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
      ~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
      S4 Patch Notes | Bug Reports | Cache Clearing (load times)
    • SimsLovinLycanSimsLovinLycan Posts: 1,910 Member
      TS4:
      The reason why the Babies are glued to the crib is because when we could carry them around the house, everyone would leave 'em on the floor!
      End Misogynistic Body Customization Limitations for Female Werewolves' Beast Forms! Give Us a Proper Bust Slider!!
      There is a song I hear, a melody from the past...
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      When I woke for the first time, when I slept for the last.
    • Kal_T0rakKal_T0rak Posts: 172 Member
      SimsLovinLycan wrote: »
      TS4:
      The reason why the Babies are glued to the crib is because when we could carry them around the house, everyone would leave 'em on the floor!

      Mine is a bit classier, she'd leave them on the bar. Baby needs a bottle but NOT that kind!
      To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      I don't like the look of those people so I'm having them evicted and selling their ugly furniture.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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