"I got a bunch of friends by poking my mailbox. It's quite useful."
"I met all the celebrities just by poking my mailbox!"
"I made 15 plates of hot dogs just to level up my cooking skills."
"I've been on fire three times. I guess I should stay away from the oven."
"I drowned my brother and sister so I could try to befriend the Grim Reaper. Too bad he didn't stay."
"I read 3 books and now I'm a grandmaster at gardening!"
"There are so many large events in the bathroom that I'm thinking I should add a couch and a stereo so my party guest have more fun."
"My neighbor was anoying so I deleted her."
"Three days is too long for a pregnancy."
"I'm going to just use Testingcheatsenabled true to lower my hunger bar so I can eat watermelon while listening to kids music, watching the kids chanel and using the fertility tretment reward so I can have little triplet girls."
"I've copied my save file so many times I forgot who the origanal is."
"I went to Eygypt and left my pets and kids home alone so I could find dimonds and rocks."
"I grew from being a toddler to an elder in just 35 days!"
"I ate a piece of cake and grew from a tot to a child a few days after birth!"
"My baby was born with purple skin because her dad is that color. It's quite a dominate gene!"
"My sister got pregnant so I tried to kill her because I didn't want to take care of the kids."
"I rummaged through the dumpster so I could get some fruit to eat!"
"I ate week old food because I was hungry. I got a negative mood."
"Yesterday I was a simple back stage helper. Today I'm a full on rockstar!"
"I was wearing simple clothes yesterday, and now I'm wearing a rare silk dress with a real animal fur scarf!"
I got fired from job, had no money but had a craving for pizza so I sold one of the living room windows and bought one, now I am a happy bunny but I have no money to pay my bills and I don't want the repo man to steal my toilet.
I decided to let my sister have a break between pregnancies so she can live a little. After she worked for a day or two, I had her magician husband get her pregnant again and now she's on extended maternity leave from her acrobat job. I hope the 48th baby is a girl!
My sim had twins with Joe MacDuff and then she kept him around just to take care of the kids and be her friend. Then, she slept with his brother Jules and had twins with him. Joe was only mad for a day or two. He's over it now.
Stop leaving the meals you cooked on the floor!
It's okay. The imaginary friend can mop the bathroom floor.
Ugh, get pregnant already! It's been a few hours since childbirth. You should be recovered by now!
Why won't they woohoo? They've known each other for a few hours now.
"I can't put this seed in the ground to plant. I'm not good enough at gardening."
"I've eaten pizza since I was a toddler. It's cheap and never starts a fire."
"I live on a burial ground. The ghosts are so annoying, they keep taking showers when I need to!"
"My sister met a guy yesterday. Tomorrow night her baby will be due!"
"I didn't like my personality so I changed it."
"I hugged my mail box and I haven't had to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom in days!"
"I slept on the bench because I was too lazy to get a taxi."
"I got abducted by aliens. I'm gonna have an alien baby!"
"I had 13 different affairs today."
"I fished in the pool and got a shark!"
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"I met all the celebrities just by poking my mailbox!"
"I made 15 plates of hot dogs just to level up my cooking skills."
"I've been on fire three times. I guess I should stay away from the oven."
"I drowned my brother and sister so I could try to befriend the Grim Reaper. Too bad he didn't stay."
"I read 3 books and now I'm a grandmaster at gardening!"
-my nickname was taken on twitter
"My maid is lazy so I pick her pockets to get my money back." (from TS4)
"My neighbor was anoying so I deleted her."
"Three days is too long for a pregnancy."
"I'm going to just use Testingcheatsenabled true to lower my hunger bar so I can eat watermelon while listening to kids music, watching the kids chanel and using the fertility tretment reward so I can have little triplet girls."
"I've copied my save file so many times I forgot who the origanal is."
"I went to Eygypt and left my pets and kids home alone so I could find dimonds and rocks."
"I ate a piece of cake and grew from a tot to a child a few days after birth!"
"My baby was born with purple skin because her dad is that color. It's quite a dominate gene!"
"My sister got pregnant so I tried to kill her because I didn't want to take care of the kids."
"I rummaged through the dumpster so I could get some fruit to eat!"
"I ate week old food because I was hungry. I got a negative mood."
"Yesterday I was a simple back stage helper. Today I'm a full on rockstar!"
"I was wearing simple clothes yesterday, and now I'm wearing a rare silk dress with a real animal fur scarf!"
Edit:Spelling Error
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"Had a pool party and all my guests died. How, you say? I removed the pool ladder of course."
"After my husband died by satellite the Grim Reaper stayed over a bit longer to use my toilet, mooch out of my fridge, and watch some TV."
"I wish those gnomes would stop popping up all over my house."
My sim had twins with Joe MacDuff and then she kept him around just to take care of the kids and be her friend. Then, she slept with his brother Jules and had twins with him. Joe was only mad for a day or two. He's over it now.
Stop leaving the meals you cooked on the floor!
It's okay. The imaginary friend can mop the bathroom floor.
Ugh, get pregnant already! It's been a few hours since childbirth. You should be recovered by now!
Why won't they woohoo? They've known each other for a few hours now.
"I've eaten pizza since I was a toddler. It's cheap and never starts a fire."
"I live on a burial ground. The ghosts are so annoying, they keep taking showers when I need to!"
"My sister met a guy yesterday. Tomorrow night her baby will be due!"
"I didn't like my personality so I changed it."
"I hugged my mail box and I haven't had to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom in days!"
"I slept on the bench because I was too lazy to get a taxi."
"I got abducted by aliens. I'm gonna have an alien baby!"
"I had 13 different affairs today."
"I fished in the pool and got a shark!"