These toddlers know their parents don't want them, so instead of sitting around doing nothing, these toddlers are plotting their revenge and even involving the dog and horse in their shenanigans with (hopefully you'll find hilarious) results.
I will try to update this a few times a week, but of course I have school and I'm looking for a job so that could cut into my Simming time. I am going to stick with this story though. I think I'm going to have fun writing this and hopefully you guys will like reading it as much as I like writing it.
Note: The children and pets aren’t talking. I am typing out their thoughts. The only people in this story that are actually talking are the parents and whatever people who stop by who aren’t toddlers.
Update 3/14/19
I will going back to this story. I haven't updated it since 2015. XD
But once I get the toddlers, the parents, the horse and dog created again, this story is coming back. Hopefully people will still be interested in reading it.
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Part One: On this page
Part Two: Here
Part Three: Here
Part Four: Here
I'm going to try to make this as fun and entertaining as possible.
Kicker: I got it.
Alberta: Nice horsey. I know you like running. So lets see what you are made of.
Kicker: *snickering*
Alberta: Wow this is really high. I hope I don’t fall--
Kicker: Get off me fat ***!!
Alberta: Oh!
Alberta; Ow ~~~
Alberta: Stupid horse
Kicker: Stupid?? Oh I take offense to that! Time for the Roundhouse ninja kick!
Alberta: Oh, now is a fine time for me to be thinking about my novel. Horse dislocated my spleen.
Alberta: Son of a *****
Bonnet: You rang?
Bryton: how the hell did we end up with 6 kids. I don’t like kids.
The toddlers: It’s ok, father figure, we don’t like you either.
Bryton: what’s that you got there, Jaila?
Jaila: Nothing, go away man child. You are not worthy to call yourself a father.
Bryton: It’s a sucker and I took it! Haha!
Jaila: What! Where did that come from? Wahahah! You will be sorry!!
Artie: Jaila, calm down. We can’t show them any weaknesses. They will continue to walk all over us if we do.
Jaila; But he stole the sucker I didn’t know I had.
Artie: Wait, he’s coming over here. Quick, call Bonnet. We will have her pee on him.
Jaila: Bonnet! Bonnet!
Bonnet: Kids calling. Must be my next mission!
Bonnet: I guess this is a good toilet. Take that, you jerk!
End of part one.
so there you go. Just a feeler.
I love this. Giggles!
Leticia: I have a booger. It won’t come off!
Gianna: *snickering*
Artie: Leticia! We have to act more maturely, we can’t just talk about boogers!
Gianna: *guffawing even louder*
Artie: Children....
Blake: Do you know what he’s going on about?
Tonka: I think it something about boogers!
Artie: Can we please stop talking about boogers!!
*All of them except Artie burst out laughing*
Artie: Wait! Did you hear something?
Gianna: Nope.
Artie: We have to do something about this. Hmm let me think......
Alberta: come here, you little snot rocketeer
Artie: Put me down Mrs. Puff!
Alberta: Your daddy and I got something for you
Artie: No I’m sure if it’s birthday cake or a giant slice of pizza with EVERY topping, that is more up your alley, donut hole
Leticia: Show no fear.
Artie: Shut up, Leticia
Alberta: Well here you go little man.
Artie: I AM NOT A CROOK!!
Blake: Speak for yourself, look what those left brained, crooked, nitwits put me in.
Artie: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE WITH THIS PLAN!!
Bonnet: This isn’t good.
Kicker: Well that brings the ‘Duh Factor’ up to ten.
Bonnet: Shut up Kicker