So, we had the “Dear Little Sim” thread where we discussed what we would tell our sims, if we could. But, I’m wondering what our sims might want to say to us.
I think my Sim would say “Hey Watcher! I know I live alone, but if I want to grill a platter of burgers and leave them on the kitchen counter, it’s my life and my simoleans!”
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Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Watcher: "Yes, but they are not as efficient at bedtime."
"Hey, Watcher, there's only so many screenshots one can take of a cat eating my meal, could we purlease go on with the game now?"
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Because I can't; I keep all sigs turned off.
hehehe
All the sims err'day
Translates: "Hey Watcher! Don't touch my ball! I hid it in the yard for a reason! I don't want to play with it inside. The house is too spooky..."
"Bark bark yip!"
"And the red lady might steal it!"
The Sims 4 hasn't introduced a new musical instrument since 2017
Watcher: Hah - I fixed your wagon. I gave you a 1x1 pool, just like you asked for. Go ahead, dive into that. You might take note that in my younger and more ruthless days, I was a big fan of the ladderless pool.
"Oh and sorry for running off to shower woo hoo with her and spoil your waterfall screenshot plans. We just couldn't wait! Why did we not do it after running all the way there anyway? Well, see, we were actually thinking the bed might be a better idea. But thanks for convincing us to woo hoo in the shower like originally planned though. Woo hooing in the bed with our dirty barefeet probably wouldn't have been the best idea.
"One last thing, please stop selling all the drinks I make and leave on the bar. I was saving those for later! They wouldn't have spoiled if that's what you were thinking would happen. Why not you ask? I'm a Fresh Chef, remember? D'uh!"
Fresh Chef doesn't count for bar drinks though dear.
"It doesn't? Oh... well, hmm... I'm going to keep doing it anyway. Someone might stop by and drink them, right? 'Be prepared' it's part of the scouts motto!" *puffs out chest in pride*
You've never went to scouts though.
"That's YOUR fault, not mine, so there!" *sticks out tongue*
Careful, remember who you're talking to here. I can end you with the click of a button.
"Ha! As if, you love me too much and would never do that!." *winks*
*sigh* He's right.
"Hey Watcher"?
That's no way to address me.
If my sims know what's best for them they'd kneel and whisper "Almighty Watcher".
I expect no less from them than this:
"Almighty Watcher, Thank You.
Thank You for giving me body hair in this hairless world.
And Thank You for...that other thing too.
Thank You for giving me HER. Therefore I Thank You - Beautiful Almighty Watcher -for keeping my energy levels at 100% at all times.
Thank You for making me immortal.
Thank You for giving me reward points without me having to do anything whatsoever.
Hopefully - Almighty Watcher - one day I can be in a band and howl at the full moon while driving my car through that Amazing World that You- Dear Almighty Watcher- created just for me. "
Watcher: "Your reward is immortality, rapid career success, and a life free of all a person's usual basic needs, what are you complaining about?"
And remember this above all. Our Roman gods are watching. Make sure they are not ashamed!
My NBA site, Pace and Space
"You made the puddle, you clean it up. Someday, maybe you'll learn not to drip all over the bathroom floor. And while you're at it, the kitchen table is not the bookcase. Put your books away properly."
Quite literally.
Because I can't; I keep all sigs turned off.
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