Subpar Super Powers [Game] «1234...Next Go

Arkane

Hey everyone! I thought it would be fun and possibly hilarious if we played a game where we gave each other powers...only they are not so great, or just average.

Example:The power or ability to turn a TV on and off by blinking.

Each person will give the person above them a power. Let it be as absurd as you want, but make sure it's average/subpar in nature.

Vampris

Guess I'll start
@Bad Arkane's power; The ability to temporarily change their eye color by honking their nose

(also can we give people purely detrimental powers? Like the ability to make someone punch them in the face)

Arkane

Ha, yes that's fine, since that would still be considered subpar and not help society at all.


The ability/power of self magnetization. Meaning keys, paper clips, or any small magnetic item will attach itself to your body. ( you can't control it btw.)

Nushnushganay

Flatman. He can flatten himself like paper, and slip under doors.

Arkane

The power to see 30 seconds into the future.

Vampris

The ability to summon (non-venomous) spiders

MMX

The ability to see things in monochrome or inverted colours.

Nushnushganay

The ability to know what one random person anywhere in the world, is thinking, for one hour a day.

Arkane

The power to secrete soap from the palms of their hands.

Kelvin

The ability to automatically receive 1 million dollars whenever you want but that brings you 10 years closer to your untimely demise.
If you have less than 10 years remaining then you immediately expire and you don't get the money.

Nushnushganay

Loving that soap-secretion thing...imagine how he'd chap...never mind.

The ability to instant-replay reality 5 seconds back. Cool for things like getting a re-do to avoid anything that 5 seconds could make a difference in, which isn't a whole lot. Would come in handy for dodging a bullet though, or avoiding a collision, so maybe it's too good for SubPar Superpowers?

Kelvin

That sounds like V.A.T.S enhanced version plus Quick Save xD

The ability to only visually detect those who shared a birthday with you and hear those who were born on the same day of a week as you. Others that do not fit in either of the two aforementioned criteria simply do not exist to you.

xstxrrysequence

The ability to never forget your password, but every time you put it in, someone around you becomes aware of what the password is.

Vampris

The ability to know what restaurant your SO wants to go to

Arkane

Ooh man, that is actually a good power, haha. It definitely fits here though.

The ability to mute people by pressing the air in front of them like a remote.

Vampris

The ability to change someone's opinion on pineapple pizza

You can either make the whole world hate it or love it

Arkane

The power to paint a wall any color by pressing your palm on it.

xstxrrysequence

Bad Arkane wrote: »

The power to paint a wall any color by pressing your palm on it.

That’s pretty good though.

The power to always find a seat on a crowded train, but there’s always something gross on it.

Arkane

Kind of, but its subpar compared to powers that you see in DC or Marvel movies. (to me anyway) That's what I'm attempting to go for.

The power to know when there is going to be a sale in a store without any advertisements.

xstxrrysequence

The power to fly, but only 10cm above the ground.

Arkane

The power to remove any dirt on your clothes by spinning in a circle.

WhatCobblers

The power to change the flavour of your food, simply by thought. If you want your ice cream to be banana flavour instead of strawberry, all you have to do is believe!

Arkane

The power to shape your hair into any style by rubbing the picture of that style on your head.

WhatCobblers

The ability to fart in all kinds of different scents and vary the strength of those scents. You'll never need to buy an air freshener again. 😁

Cavapoo_King

The ability to change people's skin to a random colour

Arkane

The power to make whatever song is in your head be heard by everyone as if it were on a loud speaker.