I placed a tree, and baked some cookies, so Santa showed up. Except he didn’t have a face. He was wearing a suit. Googling shows that this has happened to people before. I haven’t corrupted the hood or anything, right? All the family did was see Santa, they didn’t interact with him or anything.
I can easily live without inviting Santa over, all he does is laugh at random stuff and pee in toilets constantly.