I know you're anxious and excited to get that presentation board full and looking it's very best so that you can get that coveted A+, but please, please, please remember the pushpin is sharp. It hurts me to see you constantly miss the paper you're trying to pin in place and drive it through your finger, instead. I'd give you a stapler, but I'm afraid …
Dear little Sims, I know you are really happy to see each other every time you say hello, but please understand that happiness can be equally expressed from a sitting position as one in which you must stand up from your chair, set down your plate, walk over to your friend, hug your friend, and then sit down again 💜
I know you keep feeling sudden, inexplicable urges to put clothes in the dryer, but could you please make sure they're actually clean first? Yes, they're warm and dry now, but they still stink.
Also, if you can walk through a solid wall and into a room without a door, you can walk out again. It's not like there's a forcefield-generating glass of orange juice in there.
P.S. Vidcund, you're a scientist. How has it taken you this long to realise that your green-skinned, pointy-eared nephew, who was born shortly after Pascal's trip in a flying saucer, is an alien?
Dear little Sim! My hero invites his better half out on a dinner to have a discussion about her working for the Landgraab company, the rote of all evil in the Sims world. Now another Sim comes over to the table to take part in the discussion for some reason. My hero uses an evil interactions and asks her to "go away" She is away for a Sim moment then return to the table. Why little Sim why?!
You live off-the-grid & haven't met anyone outside of your family how in the world is someone calling you? You're Adam & Eve for goodness sakes, plus I deleted all the premade people so you two could be the 1st sims.
You live off-the-grid & haven't met anyone outside of your family how in the world is someone calling you? You're Adam & Eve for goodness sakes, plus I deleted all the premade people so you two could be the 1st sims.
It's just the snake telling Eve to eat the forbidden fruit
The mail sim is still far away, and he's slower than I am. You can easily publish your book before he gets there, so drop all this nonsense about something blocking your way.
It has come to my attention that there's too many prey and not enough predators in the community. We must fix this imbalance promptly, so I'm calling in an old friend -
vampire Jasmine Holiday
Now, most of you won't survive, but it will bring the Sims world back into balance once more. Rest assure that I do this because of my love for my little Sim children.
When you speak to a member of your household after some time has passed, you don't have to stop what you are doing, wave/hug/kiss, play musical chairs and then start a conversation. It's not been that long since you last saw them!!
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I know you're anxious and excited to get that presentation board full and looking it's very best so that you can get that coveted A+, but please, please, please remember the pushpin is sharp. It hurts me to see you constantly miss the paper you're trying to pin in place and drive it through your finger, instead. I'd give you a stapler, but I'm afraid …
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Why would you rather sit on your knees when there are plenty of seats available?
I know you are really happy to see each other every time you say hello, but please understand that happiness can be equally expressed from a sitting position as one in which you must stand up from your chair, set down your plate, walk over to your friend, hug your friend, and then sit down again 💜
Why do you insist upon wearing gal shoes to your graduation?
Stop getting glasses of water. No, seriously, stahp or I'll put all your sinks in inventory jail.
I know you keep feeling sudden, inexplicable urges to put clothes in the dryer, but could you please make sure they're actually clean first? Yes, they're warm and dry now, but they still stink.
Also, if you can walk through a solid wall and into a room without a door, you can walk out again. It's not like there's a forcefield-generating glass of orange juice in there.
P.S. Vidcund, you're a scientist. How has it taken you this long to realise that your green-skinned, pointy-eared nephew, who was born shortly after Pascal's trip in a flying saucer, is an alien?
Stop it, or Benjamin Furystrykar will find you, and teleport your backside to jail.
Stop using my computer. The security thing does not work half of the time.
Just feed your toddlers. You become sad when they cry, and they cry when they are hungry...
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Stop entering in my house uninvited just because my water tastes good.
Stop grieving unknown people and ignoring those that you've loved your all life just because you didn't watch their death.
No, for the nth time, my sim does not want to meet you at the dueling grounds at 2 am or while she works.
*deep breath*
Please. 👏 Stop. 👏 Calling. 👏 Me. 👏 10. 👏 Freaking. 👏 Times. 👏 A. 👏 Day. 👏
Thank you 👏👏👏👏👏
Stop asking every single Sim of mine if they want free earbuds. I don't have the need for them.
You live off-the-grid & haven't met anyone outside of your family how in the world is someone calling you? You're Adam & Eve for goodness sakes, plus I deleted all the premade people so you two could be the 1st sims.
It's just the snake telling Eve to eat the forbidden fruit
The mail sim is still far away, and he's slower than I am. You can easily publish your book before he gets there, so drop all this nonsense about something blocking your way.
Please drop the obsession with jewelry. I am so tired of constantly changing all your jewelry, to something that fit you better.
It has come to my attention that there's too many prey and not enough predators in the community. We must fix this imbalance promptly, so I'm calling in an old friend -
vampire Jasmine Holiday
Now, most of you won't survive, but it will bring the Sims world back into balance once more. Rest assure that I do this because of my love for my little Sim children.
Your Watcher
It's awfully nice of you to wait for your prey to go through their mail before you feed on them. #sarcasm.
The Watcher
Please stop pooping fire.
When you speak to a member of your household after some time has passed, you don't have to stop what you are doing, wave/hug/kiss, play musical chairs and then start a conversation. It's not been that long since you last saw them!!
Many thanks
You are all terrible parents. None of you deserve to be trusted with a goldfish, let alone a child.