Dear little sims, «1234...Next Go

hunniboo1

Please do better in taking care of yourselves you silly little pixels. Understand the sidewalk is not better than your bed. Feeling bored? Well how about using that $10k computer I bought you to play a game. Also it is not socially acceptable to wee yourselves in public you can get a ticket for that mate. I'm sorry if I sound harsh I just really care about you and we all know how sadistic that grim reaper is.

Take care,
A concerned simmer

comicsforlife

dear little sims your so funny don't ever change

hunniboo1

P.S.: Cover your home in garlic

x4m1r4

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

foxx_fennec

Dear Little Sims,

Please dress appropriately for the weather. Seriously. I can’t keep an eye on all of you when another household is active. Please stop freezing yourselves to death.

Sincerely,
Your Creator, who is not nearly as all-knowing or all-powerful as you seem to think.

P.S. - Heather, you chose to go out and freeze while I wasn’t paying attention. Please stop constantly calling your living relatives and trying to invite them over. I’m not even sure how that’s supposed to work; are you trying to invite them to join you in the afterlife? Please just stop and accept the fact that you are dead. They will still mourn you on Rememberance Day.

Mariefoxprice83

Dear Sims
Instead of standing around being annoyed when your kitchen is dirty, clean it! Also, please stop randomly "sticking" every so often because it's irritating.

invisiblgirl

Books belong in the bookcase or your inventory. They do not belong on the floor in front of the bookcase, on the kitchen counters, outside by the garden bench, or next to your toddler's bed. And, while we're at it, you have a table and chair in the kitchen. Your sleeping toddler's bed is not an appropriate place for dining.

hunniboo1

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

Oh man I'm just waking up but you guys are awesome I didn't expect responses but this is great

Mariefoxprice83

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

Hermitgirl

Dear Little Sims,

This is your God speaking. You've given me countless hours of entertainment at your expense and in repayment I think I'll make a new family to join the congregation. I'll give them no home, no toilet and the cheapest grill...

PS. Yes that was me who dressed the townies. BWAHAHAHA.

simgirl1010

Dear little sims, is it really necessary to use that umbrella when going from the house to the greenhouse? It's only a couple of feet. Love you all though.

x4m1r4

hunniboo1 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

Oh man I'm just waking up but you guys are awesome I didn't expect responses but this is great

I find it's quite interesting to be able to share our thoughts about our beloved Sims from time to time ..and nice thread though..

x4m1r4

Mariefoxprice83 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

Yeah, I wonder why do they like the bee box so much...

Mariefoxprice83

zamira82 wrote: »

Mariefoxprice83 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

Yeah, I wonder why do they like the bee box so much...

Some sims will probably only be happy if the entire grounds outside their house is filled with separate pool squares and bee boxes.

x4m1r4

Mariefoxprice83 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Mariefoxprice83 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

Yeah, I wonder why do they like the bee box so much...

Some sims will probably only be happy if the entire grounds outside their house is filled with separate pool squares and bee boxes.

Maybe we should test these whims out! bee box & 1x1 pool, side by side...

Koteyka

Dear Little Sim Dogs,

Please chase cats. I never see you chase cats but i really want to.

Dear Little Sim Cats:

Please jump on fridges. That should look very cute but you never do.

Dear Little Sim Rodents:

Please don't smile so creepy. I have hamsters in real life and i can confirm they do not smile like that.

Dear Little Sim Pets:

I love you anyway. Please remember that.

Take care,

Koteyka.

KatieG

Dear Little Sims,

Please stop trying to steal each other's spouses. You shouldn't continuously call your brother-in-law and ask him on dates... Your sister or boyfriend might over hear. It's just a little awkward. I'm sorry I favorite your sister's family over yours and spend more time with them, but you'll get your turn.

Love, your somewhat absent creator.

hunniboo1

bump.

stilljustme2

Mariefoxprice83 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

I've wondered if the 1x1 pool whim is a tribute to Skip Broke in Sims 2 who drowned in a 1x1 pool.

stilljustme2

Dear Little Sims,

Watcher here -- when I ask you to do something, would it kill you to actually DO IT without standing around for 5-10 Sim minutes (or more)? You're worse than my husband sometimes!

Cheers,
SJM2

Meegie1977

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

I've had a full tantrum about the 1x1 pool request before and actually yelled at my computer "if you ask again I'll kill you all!" I'll give you 1 guess what happened next...

GalacticGal

Meegie1977 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

I've had a full tantrum about the 1x1 pool request before and actually yelled at my computer "if you ask again I'll kill you all!" I'll give you 1 guess what happened next...

I'm afraid to ask …

My Darling Little Sims,

Would you kindly take care of the toddler you have. Remember, it was your idea to 'try for baby', and babies grow into toddlers who do have a propensity for getting into mischief. But, they are lovable even so. Once they're a Child they're easier, and you won't have to put up with temper tantrums again — until they become teens, that is. A little something to look forward to, is that eventually your teen will become a YA and you can move them out of your 'nest'.

Please, and thank you, in advance,

Your Ever-Caring, Gentle
Overseerer.

x4m1r4

Meegie1977 wrote: »

zamira82 wrote: »

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind..

I've had a full tantrum about the 1x1 pool request before and actually yelled at my computer "if you ask again I'll kill you all!" I'll give you 1 guess what happened next...

I feel you...

And, if it is like what @stilljustme2 says about a tribute to Skip Broke... that would be so grim...yikes!

ShadyLady89

Dear Little Sims,
I know you love video games, but they're a lot less fun if you don't take breaks to keep from wetting yourself.
Sincerely,
An Overly Controlling Watcher

VictoryX51

Dear Little Sims,

Why are you so obsessed with using the firepit while there's a heatwave? You brought this on yourself.

Sincerely,
The Person Replacing all Your Outdoor Decorations

NRowe

Dear Little Sims,
I’m sorry you can’t have that swimming pool and bee box you want; your section is just a bit too small and your finances just a bit inadequate for the task. I don’t quite understand why you so desperately want a wash tub when you have a fine electronic washing machine, dryer and clothsline. I know due to your slob trait you need to use these often -but that is okay.
I guess you may watch Civic Public Access television, but only for so long each time.
We have lots of fun together and I am going to miss you terribly when Grimm comes to collect you. We have done a fine job of raising two daughters together and they will continue your legacy. I will do my best to ensure you get to enjoy some grandkids before you go. In the meantime, I hope you are enjoying your retirement. All that fishing, gardening and puttering around the house.

Sincerely
Your creator, life-story narrator and watcher.