Jade Laurel
Romantic, Squeamish, Neat
Serial Romantic
Get ready for SPAH-GHEYT-TI and PRO-SHOO-TOE. This newly-single-again and always-on-the-prowl cougar is ready to grin, grimace, and grip her way into your hearts. She may never have actually eaten anything she’s made since she prefers to spit between takes, but she can overenunciate ingredient pronunciations like no other and she’ll match anyone tooth-for-tooth when giving face.
Kiss Cookball
Snob, Perfectionist, Foodie
Successful Lineage
We had hoped to be joined by Kiss Cookball, the persnickety, longtime host of America’s Test Kitchenette and editor of Cooks Photographed. However, a contract dispute prohibited his participation. He is currently traveling the countryside in search of a slower, simpler way of life and the ghost of Norman Rockwell.
Tony Boredom
Snob, Self-Assured, Mean
Fabulously Wealthy
This brash, ego-driven “chef” who hasn’t set foot in a professional kitchen in years has an unkind word for anyone who cares to listen, and even those who don’t. He also has a taste for adventure and a relentless curiosity about foods no one would dare eat and the people who eat those foods. Unfortunately, his language is far more flavorful than his cooking.
Most #hackers spend their time #cracking into systems, but Kamilla is learning how to hack out. She’s tired of bearing the load of life in a small world and even smaller neighborhood. She is, after all, destined for greatness. No #spoofing. So this script kiddie is engineering her own #ESC route through the #backdoor of the main server and right into the real world to become MASTER OF THE SIMNIVERSE!
Against his better judgment, terminally under-employed Chester Cort just accepted a job as #Court #Jester. He’s been sentenced to the cRhyme and PUNishment Unit designed to help take the stress out of contentious legal battles. His old suits are dated and his jokes are criminally depraved, so he hopes that the witnesses are just as blind as they are deaf-ensible. And if not, at least he passed a bar on the way over where he can make arraignments to pick up a cold case or two.
Polly Plotz
Insider, Mean, Cheerful
Leader of the Pack
Business has never been better, and the gossip has never been juicier in this town since Polly Plotz started her Tea and Scandal club. Little do the townies know that pesky Polly is actually inciting controversy with scripted conflicts, perfect for helping to sell her next tell-all book. Spiking the tea helps, too.
Sue Kaffee
Creative, Foodie, Family-Oriented
Renaissance Sim
Casual coffee consumer Sue Kaffee is about to step up her game a whole latte and become a considered coffee connoisseur. She’s pouring $imoleans into a new corner coffee shop, Kaffee Klatch, and has plans to become a coffee shop tycoon. But she can’t afford any stains on her reputation from Polly Plotz or her teetotalers, so she’s brewing up her own cup of mischief.
This once tea-rriffic twosome stopped getting oolong and stopped giving a frappe about each other. And ever since they set up competing tea and coffee shops right next to each other, there’s been trouble brewing. Can they ever find common grounds again to mocha up their differences and get black together to restore their once brew-tiful friendship? Or is it just too latte?
Oy, that language filter on The Gallery is tough. It's even censoring Mother Goose nursery rhymes!
I fought and fought, but couldn't find a way to get the #hashtag #SukeyTakeItOffAgain from #PollyPutTheKettleOn through the filter. Man, that's strict!
Memes are only as meme-orable as they are mimickable, which is why champion memographer Elroy Whitticker never makes a post without his mini-meme in tow. This miniature mentee who serves as a must-have medium just might be a modern miracle of mumbled musings. Unfortunately, without a memeo translator, his messages are sometimes mighty muddled, but maybe the right muttering might make his meme-ograms more mature.
Elroy Whitticker
Creative, Outgoing, Insider
Leader of the Pack
Re: Social Media Mogul Memes
What if I told you that the most interesting man in the world is the mightiest of #memographers marketing to millenials? He doesn’t always make All the Memes!, but he’s still winning wars of words and taking down tyrannical tweeters and all without submitting a single, soul-sucking selfie. Y U No believe this truthful tea of tongue-twisting talent? U mad, bro? Or maybe grumpy cat’s just got your tongue? Or perhaps this meme-o just needs more cowbell.
Memographer Elroy Whitticker and his mini-meme Lamont don’t claim to make All the Memes! Just the most meme-orable ones. This prolific pair isn’t just waging wars of words, but #winning them with their witty one-liners. But they may just have reached their limits. One can only wonder what a woman’s muttering would do to magnify and multiply their masculine musings.
Carol Collier
Family-Oriented, Art Lover, Romantic
Successful Lineage
Thank you, mom, for all you do.
For always being the emotional glue,
That stuck with me through and through.
And pieced me back together anew,
When out of hand my life grew,
And to a dark, dark place I withdrew.
It was always you who
Would make me do
The things I needed to renew,
And see things from a different view.
Who ensured that I would always pull through.
Who handed me another tissue.
Who is the person I still look to.
And, so to you,
I say thank you!
Nikkai Tomogatchi
Snob, Art Lover, Self-Assured
Fabulously Wealthy
Nikkai Tomagatchi is an absolute prints of image consulting. Some say his snappy skills with photo and video editing border on magic, and he handles negative publicity Leica boss. In a flash he can put bad exposure in the proper framing and make even the worst angled view into a pretty picture. With his mad skillz, he’s surely f/8ed to greatness. *Shutter to think what’s next.*
Sayeed Alarcon
Gloomy, Art Lover, Mean
Painter Extraordinaire
Miserable misanthrope Sayeed Alarcon never thought he could develop his misery into a career, until one day he saw he was just looking at things from the wrong angle. Then something clicked! In a flash he realized that with just a little bit of focus, he could learn to shoot people. Now, he’s able to put all his negativity into proper framing and create quite the pretty picture, if he does say so #himselfie.
Tagg Olsen is the owner/manager of #Hashtagg, the hottest destination in town right now. But the S P A C E B A R is starting to overtake it in popularity. Will these two businesses destroy each other competing to be top spot or will they join forces to form the mightiest cybercafe in the universe? You decide.
E. T. Seti
Insider, Dance Machine, Ambitious
Mix Master
Scientologist E.T. Seti set up his S. P. A. C. E. B. A. R. as a front for his alien contact project and the locals think it’s out of this world. Now he has more business than he can handle, and he’s been alienated from his real task. Will he have to sell or will a little alien . . .divine intervention save him?
#Hashtagg is the hottest destination in town right now. But the S P A C E B A R is starting to overtake it in popularity. Will these two businesses destroy each other competing to be top spot or will they join forces to form the mightiest cybercafe in the universe? You decide.
Jeremy Gump
Genius, Perfectionist, Foodie
Nerd Brain
Twelve-dimensional #chess master Jeremy #Gump spent his entire life in isolation honing his cerebral fitness while #sacrificing his other needs. But now he’s ready to put an #end to that game and #open with an entirely new #gambit to find his perfect #match. And since the way to the heart is through the stomach, he’s lining up a full #array of party game platters: #chessburgers, #icequeen, #pawncakes . . . Time for the check, mate!
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Jade Laurel
Romantic, Squeamish, Neat
Serial Romantic
Get ready for SPAH-GHEYT-TI and PRO-SHOO-TOE. This newly-single-again and always-on-the-prowl cougar is ready to grin, grimace, and grip her way into your hearts. She may never have actually eaten anything she’s made since she prefers to spit between takes, but she can overenunciate ingredient pronunciations like no other and she’ll match anyone tooth-for-tooth when giving face.
#GrilledGrimace
#Spittake
#fundesc
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Kiss Cookball
Snob, Perfectionist, Foodie
Successful Lineage
We had hoped to be joined by Kiss Cookball, the persnickety, longtime host of America’s Test Kitchenette and editor of Cooks Photographed. However, a contract dispute prohibited his participation. He is currently traveling the countryside in search of a slower, simpler way of life and the ghost of Norman Rockwell.
#Vermont
#fundesc
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Tony Boredom
Snob, Self-Assured, Mean
Fabulously Wealthy
This brash, ego-driven “chef” who hasn’t set foot in a professional kitchen in years has an unkind word for anyone who cares to listen, and even those who don’t. He also has a taste for adventure and a relentless curiosity about foods no one would dare eat and the people who eat those foods. Unfortunately, his language is far more flavorful than his cooking.
#NopeReservations
#fundesc
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I believe that makes 75 #fundesc Sims. I wasn't sure I'd get this far, but there's still lots more to come.
Thanks for sticking with me. I hope you've enjoyed reading and would love to see some of your fun descriptions, too!
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Ricky Aster
Music Lover, Dance Machine, Insider
Musical Genius
Never gonna give you up . . . never gonna let you down . . .never gonna run around and desert you . . .
#RickRolled
#JustGiveUpAlready
#MusicalGenius (duh!)
#fundesc
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Kamilla Escamilla
Genius
Whiz Kid
Most #hackers spend their time #cracking into systems, but Kamilla is learning how to hack out. She’s tired of bearing the load of life in a small world and even smaller neighborhood. She is, after all, destined for greatness. No #spoofing. So this script kiddie is engineering her own #ESC route through the #backdoor of the main server and right into the real world to become MASTER OF THE SIMNIVERSE!
#ESCArtist
#WhatInCreation?
#noCC(yet)
#fundesc
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Chester Cort
Goofball, Childish, Clumsy
Joke Star
Against his better judgment, terminally under-employed Chester Cort just accepted a job as #Court #Jester. He’s been sentenced to the cRhyme and PUNishment Unit designed to help take the stress out of contentious legal battles. His old suits are dated and his jokes are criminally depraved, so he hopes that the witnesses are just as blind as they are deaf-ensible. And if not, at least he passed a bar on the way over where he can make arraignments to pick up a cold case or two.
#SupremeCourt
#SeeYouLaterLitigator
#fundesc
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Polly Plotz
Insider, Mean, Cheerful
Leader of the Pack
Business has never been better, and the gossip has never been juicier in this town since Polly Plotz started her Tea and Scandal club. Little do the townies know that pesky Polly is actually inciting controversy with scripted conflicts, perfect for helping to sell her next tell-all book. Spiking the tea helps, too.
#PollyPutTheKettleOn
#fundesc
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Sue Kaffee
Creative, Foodie, Family-Oriented
Renaissance Sim
Casual coffee consumer Sue Kaffee is about to step up her game a whole latte and become a considered coffee connoisseur. She’s pouring $imoleans into a new corner coffee shop, Kaffee Klatch, and has plans to become a coffee shop tycoon. But she can’t afford any stains on her reputation from Polly Plotz or her teetotalers, so she’s brewing up her own cup of mischief.
#WakeUpAndSmellTheCoffee
#SueKTakeItOffAgain
#fundesc
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Polly Plotz
Sue Kaffee
This once tea-rriffic twosome stopped getting oolong and stopped giving a frappe about each other. And ever since they set up competing tea and coffee shops right next to each other, there’s been trouble brewing. Can they ever find common grounds again to mocha up their differences and get black together to restore their once brew-tiful friendship? Or is it just too latte?
#PositiviTea
#CommonGrounds
#PollyPutTheKettleOn
#SueKTakeItOffAgain
#fundesc
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Oy, that language filter on The Gallery is tough. It's even censoring Mother Goose nursery rhymes!
I fought and fought, but couldn't find a way to get the #hashtag #SukeyTakeItOffAgain from #PollyPutTheKettleOn through the filter. Man, that's strict!
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Lamont Whitticker
Charming
Memes are only as meme-orable as they are mimickable, which is why champion memographer Elroy Whitticker never makes a post without his mini-meme in tow. This miniature mentee who serves as a must-have medium just might be a modern miracle of mumbled musings. Unfortunately, without a memeo translator, his messages are sometimes mighty muddled, but maybe the right muttering might make his meme-ograms more mature.
#SuccessKid
#fundesc
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Elroy Whitticker
Creative, Outgoing, Insider
Leader of the Pack
Re: Social Media Mogul Memes
What if I told you that the most interesting man in the world is the mightiest of #memographers marketing to millenials? He doesn’t always make All the Memes!, but he’s still winning wars of words and taking down tyrannical tweeters and all without submitting a single, soul-sucking selfie. Y U No believe this truthful tea of tongue-twisting talent? U mad, bro? Or maybe grumpy cat’s just got your tongue? Or perhaps this meme-o just needs more cowbell.
#ThanksObama
#fundesc
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Elroy Whitticker/i]
Lamont Whitticker
Memographer Elroy Whitticker and his mini-meme Lamont don’t claim to make All the Memes! Just the most meme-orable ones. This prolific pair isn’t just waging wars of words, but #winning them with their witty one-liners. But they may just have reached their limits. One can only wonder what a woman’s muttering would do to magnify and multiply their masculine musings.
#MutterMayI?
#fundesc
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Carol Collier
Family-Oriented, Art Lover, Romantic
Successful Lineage
Thank you, mom, for all you do.
For always being the emotional glue,
That stuck with me through and through.
And pieced me back together anew,
When out of hand my life grew,
And to a dark, dark place I withdrew.
It was always you who
Would make me do
The things I needed to renew,
And see things from a different view.
Who ensured that I would always pull through.
Who handed me another tissue.
Who is the person I still look to.
And, so to you,
I say thank you!
#CollierMama
#HappyMothersDay!
#fundesc
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It looks like no one wanted to call their mom on Mother's Day. No worries, she still loves you anyway!
Thanks, mom!
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Hope your day is picture perfect!
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Nikkai Tomogatchi
Snob, Art Lover, Self-Assured
Fabulously Wealthy
Nikkai Tomagatchi is an absolute prints of image consulting. Some say his snappy skills with photo and video editing border on magic, and he handles negative publicity Leica boss. In a flash he can put bad exposure in the proper framing and make even the worst angled view into a pretty picture. With his mad skillz, he’s surely f/8ed to greatness. *Shutter to think what’s next.*
#HesGotTheLook
#Imagician
#fundesc
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Sayeed Alarcon
Gloomy, Art Lover, Mean
Painter Extraordinaire
Miserable misanthrope Sayeed Alarcon never thought he could develop his misery into a career, until one day he saw he was just looking at things from the wrong angle. Then something clicked! In a flash he realized that with just a little bit of focus, he could learn to shoot people. Now, he’s able to put all his negativity into proper framing and create quite the pretty picture, if he does say so #himselfie.
#OhSnap!
#MustBeF/8
#fundesc
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Tagg Olsen
Foodie, Materialistic, Bro
Chef
Tagg Olsen is the owner/manager of #Hashtagg, the hottest destination in town right now. But the S P A C E B A R is starting to overtake it in popularity. Will these two businesses destroy each other competing to be top spot or will they join forces to form the mightiest cybercafe in the universe? You decide.
#Hashtagg
##
#fundesc
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E. T. Seti
Insider, Dance Machine, Ambitious
Mix Master
Scientologist E.T. Seti set up his S. P. A. C. E. B. A. R. as a front for his alien contact project and the locals think it’s out of this world. Now he has more business than he can handle, and he’s been alienated from his real task. Will he have to sell or will a little alien . . .divine intervention save him?
#UFOhNo!
#NanooNanoo
#PhoningItIn
#fundesc
This song still gets stuck in my head: https://youtu.be/s2-LEBc2sO8?t=17s
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Tagg Olsen
E. T. Seti
#Hashtagg is the hottest destination in town right now. But the S P A C E B A R is starting to overtake it in popularity. Will these two businesses destroy each other competing to be top spot or will they join forces to form the mightiest cybercafe in the universe? You decide.
#Hashtagg
##
#UFOhNo!
#fundesc
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Jeremy Gump
Genius, Perfectionist, Foodie
Nerd Brain
Twelve-dimensional #chess master Jeremy #Gump spent his entire life in isolation honing his cerebral fitness while #sacrificing his other needs. But now he’s ready to put an #end to that game and #open with an entirely new #gambit to find his perfect #match. And since the way to the heart is through the stomach, he’s lining up a full #array of party game platters: #chessburgers, #icequeen, #pawncakes . . . Time for the check, mate!
#Checkmate
#ThatsChessNuts
#ChocolateChipRookie
#fundesc
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