Beth Dharling
Geek, Cheerful, Art Lover
Computer Whiz
Beth #Dharling has an eye for art and a head for electronics, and is the soon-to-be founder of the virtual world beautification club Digital Dharlings. Her daring #digital designs delight even the most doubting of aesthetic delinquents, and she plans to train a new generation to do the same. But will her diminutive DIY darlings turn out to really be dubious design #delinquents with a derelict disregard for duty?
Alice Massey got her mother to sign her up for the Digital Dharlings club thinking she would learn about #prestidigitation. Instead, she’s learning about digital beautification. The disappointment has put her in a state of digital agitation. Now digital Alice unpretties pixels with digital malice under the screen name #DigitAlice.
I love how unique all of these Sims are!! So creative and well-done! I haven't read all of the descriptions, but I'm looking forward to going through these
Charlene Whitcombe
Creative, Insider, Perfectionist
Party Animal
Style savvy Charlene Whitcombe has an eye for beauty and a tongue for sparring. She’s founded the Fashion Disaster and Dress Relief Fund in hopes of tailoring the town to her terrific tastes and putting an end to all its sartorial eyesores. But there’s far too much work for just one Sim, so she’s appointed herself chief of the fashion police and is now accepting applications for deputy as well as volunteers to form the rest of her style posse.
Ever wondered just how EA can churn out so much content so quickly? I mean it’s unreal the number of #bugs and #glitches they can fit into just one game. . .and when you look at the entire franchise. . . No, really, it’s unreal. Well, wonder no more. Kimmy Keebler’s just one of an army of electronic #warriors on EA’s virtual payroll working from inside the sweatsho . . . no, game . . . to make sure it stays packed full of bug . . . no, glitc . . . no, feature . . . hmm. . . content. Yes, content.
Due to a comically unfortunate series of #miscommunications, EA’s attempt to clean up its organization failed yet again when it subcontracted a group of unvetted consultants to perform what they thought would be internal polling but turned out to be internal trolling. This wanton group of #Cyberelves is now refusing to leave the computers they’ve infected, and we’ve identified their leader.
Recent #Cyberelf recruit Kip Hamilton just got a promotion from deviant player to web warrior. His first assignment, should he choose to accept it (of course he will!!), is to Troll teh Forums! He’s new to this kind of thing, but he’s sure his time with club Digital Dharlings will come in handy. Plus, with Justine Keaton as his mentor and leader, how could he go wrong?
Kat Black
Mean, Hates Children, Insider
Computer Whiz
Meet Kat Black. She’s been recently hired by EA to quash its pesky internal trolling problem. Her first mission is to silently establish a Troll Patrol club, identify those likely to be sympathetic to the cause, and recruit them as members. Once established, the troll hunters will stealthily launch an attack against the #Cyberelf Guild – eliminating horrible hijinks and forced errors for everyone!
Charlene Whitcombe
Creative, Insider, Perfectionist
Party Animal
Style savvy Charlene Whitcombe has an eye for beauty and a tongue for sparring. She’s founded the Fashion Disaster and Dress Relief Fund in hopes of tailoring the town to her terrific tastes and putting an end to all its sartorial eyesores. But there’s far too much work for just one Sim, so she’s appointed herself chief of the fashion police and is now accepting applications for deputy as well as volunteers to form the rest of her style posse.
#WhatNottoWear
#DressRelief
#fundesc
Why do I think the Fashion Police Officer is missing a police badge?
Admina hates bugs. And glitches. And trolls, especially trolls. So she’s signing up for the new Troll Patrol club to squash out trouble wherever it lurks. Because if she doesn’t, those things could spread like viruses. And Admina hates those too. So, she’s checking under every computer bridge, draining every software swamp, and inoculating against the first sign of malfunction.
P.S. – She’s made of pixels. Fire doesn’t scare her. So put your flamethrowers down.
Jarod Stetson
Neat, Perfectionist, Mean
Bestselling Author
EA may have poured #$imoleans into its electronic bug army, but unfortunately the only police they thought to hire were fashion police. Luckily, the leader of the local Grammar Nazzi chapter of Copy Editors Association sent their Grand #Penhead to correct this oversight, and he’s dangling carets and participles to entice new followers to join his noble cause. There’s a new serif . . .sheriff in town!
Saul Kleen
Neat, Squeamish, Snob
Friend of the World
Some might think that EA uses a sophisticated computer algorithm to screen for anything dirty. But it’s actually all in the tidy hands of one cyber-custodian who tirelessly scours the game and web from the inside to scrub out any signs of stains and ensure that The Sims maintains its spotless T for Teen rating despite the emergence the occasional impurity. But nothing gets by this censor. That’s why they say, “It’s not all clean unless it’s Saul Kleen.”
Suri Kim
Creative, Outgoing, Bookworm
Bestselling Author
Hot Suri Kim knows how to #BS with the best of them, and she’s been fudging her way through her bestselling series of self-help guides: Try Not to Suck! What her faithful readers and followers don’t know is that she doesn’t have a clue what she’s doing. Still, she won’t stop writing these spurious guides despite the trouble this could lead to. She just can’t help herself!
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Beth Dharling
Geek, Cheerful, Art Lover
Computer Whiz
Beth #Dharling has an eye for art and a head for electronics, and is the soon-to-be founder of the virtual world beautification club Digital Dharlings. Her daring #digital designs delight even the most doubting of aesthetic delinquents, and she plans to train a new generation to do the same. But will her diminutive DIY darlings turn out to really be dubious design #delinquents with a derelict disregard for duty?
#DigitalDharlings
#DesignDelinquents
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Thanks for the offer. I'm enjoying working these on my own for now though, and by the time they're posted, they're done.
If you'd like to post your own when you get privileges, I'd like to see them.
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Alice Massey
Geek
Mental
Alice Massey got her mother to sign her up for the Digital Dharlings club thinking she would learn about #prestidigitation. Instead, she’s learning about digital beautification. The disappointment has put her in a state of digital agitation. Now digital Alice unpretties pixels with digital malice under the screen name #DigitAlice.
#DigitalDarling
#DigitalAgita
#DigitalMalice
#fundesc
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Charlene Whitcombe
Creative, Insider, Perfectionist
Party Animal
Style savvy Charlene Whitcombe has an eye for beauty and a tongue for sparring. She’s founded the Fashion Disaster and Dress Relief Fund in hopes of tailoring the town to her terrific tastes and putting an end to all its sartorial eyesores. But there’s far too much work for just one Sim, so she’s appointed herself chief of the fashion police and is now accepting applications for deputy as well as volunteers to form the rest of her style posse.
#WhatNottoWear
#DressRelief
#fundesc
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Kimmy Keebler
Geek, Childish, Clumsy
Computer Whiz
Ever wondered just how EA can churn out so much content so quickly? I mean it’s unreal the number of #bugs and #glitches they can fit into just one game. . .and when you look at the entire franchise. . . No, really, it’s unreal. Well, wonder no more. Kimmy Keebler’s just one of an army of electronic #warriors on EA’s virtual payroll working from inside the sweatsho . . . no, game . . . to make sure it stays packed full of bug . . . no, glitc . . . no, feature . . . hmm. . . content. Yes, content.
#GameSoMeta
#ScrambleFoDaCheddah
#WhassupGlitches?
#fundesc
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Justine Keaton
Childish, Geek
Computer Whiz
Due to a comically unfortunate series of #miscommunications, EA’s attempt to clean up its organization failed yet again when it subcontracted a group of unvetted consultants to perform what they thought would be internal polling but turned out to be internal trolling. This wanton group of #Cyberelves is now refusing to leave the computers they’ve infected, and we’ve identified their leader.
#GameSoMeta
#MissCommunication
#fundesc
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Kip Hamilton
Goofball
Mental Skill
Recent #Cyberelf recruit Kip Hamilton just got a promotion from deviant player to web warrior. His first assignment, should he choose to accept it (of course he will!!), is to Troll teh Forums! He’s new to this kind of thing, but he’s sure his time with club Digital Dharlings will come in handy. Plus, with Justine Keaton as his mentor and leader, how could he go wrong?
#TrolltehForums!
#Cyberelf
#JustineKeaton
#fundesc
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Kat Black
Mean, Hates Children, Insider
Computer Whiz
Meet Kat Black. She’s been recently hired by EA to quash its pesky internal trolling problem. Her first mission is to silently establish a Troll Patrol club, identify those likely to be sympathetic to the cause, and recruit them as members. Once established, the troll hunters will stealthily launch an attack against the #Cyberelf Guild – eliminating horrible hijinks and forced errors for everyone!
#GameSoMeta
#SimGurusome
#Cyberelf
#fundesc
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Why do I think the Fashion Police Officer is missing a police badge?
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Admina Reggie
Squeamish, Geek
Leader of the Pack
Admina hates bugs. And glitches. And trolls, especially trolls. So she’s signing up for the new Troll Patrol club to squash out trouble wherever it lurks. Because if she doesn’t, those things could spread like viruses. And Admina hates those too. So, she’s checking under every computer bridge, draining every software swamp, and inoculating against the first sign of malfunction.
P.S. – She’s made of pixels. Fire doesn’t scare her. So put your flamethrowers down.
#GameSoMeta
#AdminaStraightener
#ItsAllOgreNow
#YUMadTho?
#fundesc
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Jarod Stetson
Neat, Perfectionist, Mean
Bestselling Author
EA may have poured #$imoleans into its electronic bug army, but unfortunately the only police they thought to hire were fashion police. Luckily, the leader of the local Grammar Nazzi chapter of Copy Editors Association sent their Grand #Penhead to correct this oversight, and he’s dangling carets and participles to entice new followers to join his noble cause. There’s a new serif . . .sheriff in town!
#Opps!
#Copywrite@EA
#PapaNazzi
#Stet
#fundesc
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Saul Kleen
Neat, Squeamish, Snob
Friend of the World
Some might think that EA uses a sophisticated computer algorithm to screen for anything dirty. But it’s actually all in the tidy hands of one cyber-custodian who tirelessly scours the game and web from the inside to scrub out any signs of stains and ensure that The Sims maintains its spotless T for Teen rating despite the emergence the occasional impurity. But nothing gets by this censor. That’s why they say, “It’s not all clean unless it’s Saul Kleen.”
#WhatSoapGlitches? *Plum*
#ItsSaulKleen
#NoLye
#fundesc
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So many to choose from.
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Suri Kim
Creative, Outgoing, Bookworm
Bestselling Author
Hot Suri Kim knows how to #BS with the best of them, and she’s been fudging her way through her bestselling series of self-help guides: Try Not to Suck! What her faithful readers and followers don’t know is that she doesn’t have a clue what she’s doing. Still, she won’t stop writing these spurious guides despite the trouble this could lead to. She just can’t help herself!
#엉터리김
#TryNotToSuck!
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