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RedDestiny92

Granted...but now you don't have a house either.

I wish I had a life size squishy toy.

Charliecheesenurgers

Granted but it's only for one minute.
I wish I was a famous movie star

AHolyToilet

Granted, but you gain 5 stalkers.

I wish I wasn't a toilet.

simspeaker4

Granted; you are now a hole in the ground.

I wish for a simpler vocabulary.

AHolyToilet

Granted, you can only say one word. The word being: "ground".

I wish for a clock that was an hour ahead of the actual time.

WonderAis

Granted, but it's set to a different time zone.

I wish I could turn ageing off in real life.

(edit: typo)

Rhubarboy

The world is soon overcrowded, people actually invent Rodney's Death Creator.

I wish I had a dollar for every case when I say something stupid.

MMX

Granted, but it gets taxed.

I wish I could find that TV remote that went missing in my house.

SimTresa

Granted, but the car was reported stolen, and you get arrested for the theft despite your protests of innocence.

I wish summer lasted forever.

SimTresa

Sorry for the double post, but I didn't see the numbers at the bottom. Here's an answer to the real last post.
Granted, but the remote is broken.

I wish summer lasted forever.

MMX

Granted, but where you live is constantly at risk of a drought.

I wish I was an excellent cook.

Sephardic

Granted, but with no kitchen.

I wish to have a new toilet.

Arkane

Granted, but the pipes connect to your shower. (too far? )

I wish I had a talking dog.

MMX

Granted, but it has the personality of Brian Griffin.

I wish nighttime wasn’t pitch black.

Compodulator

> @LyricSimsz15 said:
> Granted but you get a grilled fish.
> That's probably exactly what you wished for but what you said is confusing as heck :joy:
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> I Wish that my house didn't have bugs.

I was trying to go Dr. Seuss there. xD
You did manage to corrupt my wish, mind you, I wished to wish for grilled fish. As in, wished to say "I wish for grilled fish" :joy:
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Granted. Nighttime is no longer pitch black. Not all the time, at least. Usually on Wednesdays, however, also at other nights of the week sometimes, instead of black, nighttime turns... not quite green, uhh...
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125.175.70 RGB!
Yay for mspaint!

I wish my phone could run ios 11 and not burst into flames.

Queenloki

Granted, but the screen is broken.

I wish I had superpowers.

FidgetyAtom

Granted, your superpower is the ability to fart on command.

I wish I had a never ending bowl of ice cream.

simspeaker4

Granted; you now have a bottomless bowl of rotten egg flavoured ice cream.

I wish for a less extreme summer.

Haids5987

It now snows every summer, and winter as well. Welcome to the rule of Queen Jadis, kid!

I wish for world peace. (This should be interesting!)

MMX

Granted, but it gets to the point where governments try everything they can to prevent things to can potentially initiate conflict, such as opposing opinions and views. This causes the world to unintentionally become an oppressive police world where everyone must share the same views and beliefs or else.

I wish I could run faster.

Compodulator

Granted. You can faster. Much faster, in fact. Regardless of your intentions, be it a casual jog or a full strength sprint, you reach 99% of the speed of light. Everyone within 50-ish mile radius dies, dare you to chase a bus.

I wish 5 min noodles would, in fact, take five minutes to prepare and not just become less solid.

Haids5987

Every time they cook perfectly in 5 minutes, but they immediately burn.

I wish the Simmer below me has a great day today.

Arkane

Granted, but as I go outside a bird uses my head as a toilet.

I wish time would slow down when I was asleep.

ForgottenPixels

Granted but it slows down so much that it stops.
I wish that pigs could fly.

FidgetyAtom

Granted, but you're in charge of the poop cleanup.

I wish that I had a butterfly pet.