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Corrupt a wish game

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  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted, but now both of your arms are broken from years of training to play the guitar well. Ouch..

    I wish I had 20 million dollars deposited into my bank account.
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  • SquirrelTail15SquirrelTail15 Posts: 257 Member
    Granted, but the police will think it's stolen stolen so you will get arrested.

    I wish my writing would go well.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 356 Member
    Granted, but your writing causes a very embarrassing misunderstanding between two world leaders which led to everyone experiencing second hand embarrassment from these world leaders and you too thanks to a word in your book that could be interpreted in multiple ways.

    I wish for a tuna.
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted but it's gone poorly and stinks.

    I wish to narrowly miss being hit by lightning.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but it would hit your pet instead.

    I wish I could turn back time.
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted, but the Keepers of Time will hunt you down for interfering with the timeline.

    I wish I could immediately fall asleep as soon as I laid down.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but you will also fall immediately into a deep asleep whenever you so much as think of the word "sleep," no matter where you are.

    I wish I had all of my work done 😞
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted, but you’re not satisfied with it, so you keep doing it over and over and over......

    I wish I could speak the language of whatever country I visited.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but you would have tp speak nothing but that language and everyone else in that country would only understand english while you are there!

    Also, that is actually literally me on the work thing haha.

    I wish I could be standing in a meadow of wheat rn.
  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. You can’t get out and eventually you starve.

    I wish I was invisible for a day.
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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but so would everything else. Like, you'd just see the ground. And you'd bump into absolutely everything, and people's voices would come at you from seemingly nowhere 😬

    How would I die of hunger when there's wheat?!?

    I wish I had a chocolate shake rn.
  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. The chocolate shake is secretly poisoned.
    How would I die of hunger when there's wheat?!?

    Uhhh... top 10 questions science still can’t answer

    I wish I was omnipotent.
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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but your sole form would be a one-inch blob named Bob who can only speak the words "boop"!

    Lol.

    I wish I could have a face-to-face convo w Drake.
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted and he tells you he's actually Justin Beiber in disguise.

    I wish the Earth temperature dropped by 10 degrees.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but then a meteor hits it because of the disturbance in air currents 😮

    Also lol that is actually the worst plot twist
    😆

    I wish my hair wasn't frizzy.
  • HeyitssmileHeyitssmile Posts: 45 Member
    Granted. Hair is no more, anywhere on your body. No hair = No friz.

    I wish that I knew how to play piano.
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted but then nobody leaves you alone with requests to play.

    I wish boredom was exciting.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • SimRomanovySimRomanovy Posts: 85 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted but it’s so exciting you wet yourself every time.

    I wish I could breath underwater
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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore.

    I wish my wish was incorruptible.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 7,480 Member
    Granted. The genie bans you from wishes (no wishes = no corruption)

    I wish the rain would stop.

    (my new storage shed is due to be delivered tomorrow, but if it's raining, it'll be too muddy in the yard)
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but it will never rain again. And because of you and your inconsiderate wish, the rest of the human race will experience a global drought like no other, followed by famine, and finally the death of innocent marine creatures who once had an ocean to call home 😪

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but you age one year every 24 hours.

    I wish I didn’t age.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but you would get younger every day instead.

    I wish it rained coffee.
  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. The world eventually becomes flooded with coffee. The coffee also wreaks havoc on farms, which leads to no food, which leads to starvation.. which leads to mass death.

    I wish it rained (water!) more often here.
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    Do you like games that involve strategy? Do you like solving a mystery?
    Come try a Mafia Game!
  • SimRomanovySimRomanovy Posts: 85 Member
    Granted but it never stops.

    I wish I could teleport.
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