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Corrupt a wish game

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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted, but it's only curse words

    I wish I had a longer tongue
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 356 Member
    Granted, but your tongue is long as Eiffel Tower's height.

    I wish I can be a giant squid.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 7,466 Member
    Granted. But you get eaten by a whale, before you get adult size!

    I wish I could have seen the TITANIC in all her glory!
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. You were one of the people on the ship. You then subsequently drown.

    I wish no one could ever be rude to me.
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  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 8,926 Member
    Granted. But they're never nice, either. Welcome to a world of 'Fine'.

    I wish I didn't have nasty headaches.
    Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
    Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.

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  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. But they're never nice, either. Welcome to a world of 'Fine'.

    I wish I didn't have nasty headaches.

    Granted. You now have a moderate headache that lasts forever.

    I wish the COVID-19 pandemic could just end with no bad consequences.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 356 Member
    Granted, but a hiccup plague appears out of nowhere.

    I wish no bad things happen because of my wish.
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, but what is considered "bad" is subjective and so the wish goes off the mind of a mad scientist that considers the only good thing in the universe is the planet blowing up and the human race wiped from existence.

    I wish I would never fail down stairs again.
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  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 7,466 Member
    Granted. But you now fall down on EVERY flat surface! The living room floor - you fall down! The parking lot - you fall down! The basement stairs - you are fine!! Enjoy your new existence! >:)

    I wish that the new pool liner was installed! (Wanna fill it up and go swim!) :/
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 5,914 Member
    Granted, but it ends up being a horrible product and is a breeding ground for mildew.

    I wish that this pandemic could end.
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, it ends once all life succumbs to it.

    I wish it was Winter or atleast Fall
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  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. It is now nuclear winter due to multiple massive nukes that wiped out most of the earth’s population.

    I wish that my handwriting was prettier with no bad or unwanted consequences.
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted. Also, it's still nuclear winter so you won't be able to do much else besides write.

    I wish it rains this weekend.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but it makes your skin dry, itchy, rash-y (it’s a word shut up :D )

    I wish I could sense any danger.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • xstxrrysequencexstxrrysequence Posts: 3,194 Member
    Granted. You only sense it the few milliseconds before you die, so there isn’t really anything you can do about it.

    I wish I could time travel.
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted. You can only go back twenty minutes into the past or forward three minutes into the future.

    I wish John Milton could visit the 21st century.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • SquirrelTail15SquirrelTail15 Posts: 257 Member
    Granted, but he'd immediately go back.

    I wish my life would improve. :|
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  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but your life is also shortened to 2 years.

    I wish I could use telekinesis to bring things to me.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but you sleep for two days each time after you drain your energy to use it.

    I wish I could sleep at an earlier time.
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, but it's so early you sleep at 1:00 PM. Hope your job allows nightshifts

    I wish I had a bucket of those mall pretzels
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  • CoffeecrumblecakeCoffeecrumblecake Posts: 6,549 Member
    Granted, but the pretzels were touched by someone who was picking their nose 😛

    I wish I had a million wishes. heh heh heh
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but every wish that you make comes true for someone you don’t like.

    I wish I could snap my fingers and have something I needed.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, but it kills half the universe when you use your power.

    I wish for a new song to listen to
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 356 Member
    Granted, but your new song becomes annoying second time you hear it.

    I wish for an apartment.
  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,596 Member
    Granted, but it's haunted.

    I wish to play guitar well.
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