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    • causeswancauseswan Posts: 108 Member
      Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to run the game.

      I wish I had a photographic memory.
    • NurseKneesNurseKnees Posts: 19 Member
      Granted but every time you try and use your memory you get a massive migraine.

      I wish I could see the future.
    • KayeStarKayeStar Posts: 6,715 Member
      Granted, but it's not a bright future.

      I wish my job paid me more than $10.20/hr.
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    • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,672 Member
      Granted, it's 1000 dollars per hour now, but no days off ever though.

      I wish ice cream.
    • texxx78texxx78 Posts: 5,657 Member
      Granted but it's sand taste.

      I wish someone did my work today
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,149 Member
      Granted, but now they take over your entire life.

      I wish I knew where any place was without a GPS.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • David-StephensDavid-Stephens Posts: 82 Member
      @"Bad Arkane" Granted, but you're paralyzed!

      I wish I could never get ill again!
    • Hatchet_Face_PrideHatchet_Face_Pride Posts: 2,096 Member
      Granted, but it's just a change in terminology, because "Ill" goes out of style to say; the meaning has changed to something indecent.

      I wish work was as easy to get as it is in the Sims.
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    • KitsumiKitsumi Posts: 20 Member
      Granted, but now society has collapsed because there are too many jobs that aren't getting done!

      I wish I didn't ever need to sleep.
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,149 Member
      Granted, but mow your eyes fall out your head.

      I wish I had a robot pet.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • fruf2014fruf2014 Posts: 197 Member
      Granted! A robotic pet rock is all yours.

      I wish I could stop embarrassing myself.
    • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
      Granted but you would embarrass your loved ones instead.

      I wish I had a partner.
    • PrplefireflyPrplefirefly Posts: 16 Member
      Granted, but they're in the mafia and you're constantly in fear for your life.

      I wish I had a new truck.
    • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted - a shiny new truck that's covered with obscene bumper stickers.

      I wish for more rain.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
    • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
      Granted but now your house is flooded

      I wish my computer would stop overheating when I play sims
    • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted but now all your sims look like eggplants.

      I wish my cat was quieter.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
    • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
      Granted but only during the day and they are even louder at night

      I wish I didn't need to clean my room
    • WaitWhatYTWaitWhatYT Posts: 512 Member
      Granted, you are now homeless.

      I wish I could concentrate :/
    • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
      Granted you can now only ever focus on one thing and are oblivious to all else

      I wish my cat would cuddle with me
    • PleaseMisterPostmanPleaseMisterPostman Posts: 23 Member
      Granted but you can never move from that spot and position

      I wish that my sims 3 game was not laggy
    • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
      Granted but everything else on your computer is

      I wish my dog didn't roll in the dirt outside right after he got a bath
    • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
      Granted except he rolled in mud instead.

      I wish my dog didn’t smell like a skunk.
    • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 5,947 Member
      Granted, but instead, he smells like a garbage truck.

      I wish I had one million dollars.
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    • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
      Granted but $999,999 is taken by the government as taxes

      I wish I was never thirsty again
    • WaitWhatYTWaitWhatYT Posts: 512 Member
      Granted, you will never again get thirsty, hungry, tired, sick or feel any negative emotions! ...As you are now a statue.

      I wish I could speak every language
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