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Charliecheesenurgers

Granted but instead you can’t manage your sadness.


I wish I was a tree that lived forever.

PinkFlyingPasta

Granted but you will be like the tree in The Giving Tree where people take everything from you until you are a stump

I wish my best friend moved back to my town

citysimmer

Granted but they no longer like you

I wish a specific person irl would take the hints

Arkane

Granted, but they wished your friend would take the hints themselves.

I wish I could time jump.

AriaMad2

Granted, but you have to jump 50 years at a time.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Wolfium

Granted. In sims.

I wish some pizza.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted, but it will be artichoke, clam, and anchovy pizza with ranch dressing as the sauce.

I wish people could not legally be unemployed.

Charliecheesenurgers wrote: »

Granted but you have human legs and a fish face

Sweet. Salvaor Dali-style!

Nikkei_Simmer

Your wish is granted; but then YOU have to pay them all and find them all employment.

I wish that there was a requirement for each political party to pay $1B into the government treasury before being able to run for office.

citysimmer

Granted but they have to use your money.

I wish talking was easier.

mandyssims93

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish I could eat whatever I want without gaining weight.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted, but now you want to drink only water and eat corn-starch based (edible)packing peanuts.

I wish I had a bottomless supply of money.

Nikkei_Simmer wrote: »

Your wish is granted; but then YOU have to pay them all and find them all employment.

Oh, you wicked, wicked cow.

Cororon

Granted! The money supply will come from a bottomless hole under your coffin.

I wish I had ice cream.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted! You will have a lifetime supply of cricket-bits Ice cream.

I wish I could go one year without having to buy food.

the_greenplumbob

Granted, but you starve to death

I wish I had a pool

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted, but every time you go to fill it, you forget what goes in, and so you try everything but water.
Ex: Tapioca Pudding, concrete, carpet samples, dogs, etc.

I wish I had somebody else to pay my bills.

AceOfKnaves

Granted, but they overdraft your money each time.


I wish I could leave this county.

shadyladynz

Granted..but you can never return

I wish I had someone to clean my house every day!

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted, but they don't speak or read your native tongue, and they've never cleaned a house or seen a cleaning product in their lives.

I wish i could customize myself to the extent that you can in CAS.

citysimmer

Granted but you can only do it once and you're not satisfied once it is done.

I wish I was better at planning things to do with friends

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted. The PLANNING is quite thorough, but the ideas themselves are things no one would wish to be subjected to, including your friends.

I wish I could find a hairstylist that was talented and that was affordable.

Arkane

Granted, but they find a city of lice in there, shave your head and put a HAZARDOUS stamp on it.

I wish I could understand any language I hear.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted, but your hearing vastly improves, allowing you to hear across continents at the moment when people are speaking the other languages, greatly compromising your ability to hold conversations where you're at.

I wish I could speak other languages after only hearing them used once.

citysimmer

Granted but you involuntary switch languages during conversations leaving your monolingual listeners confused and unable to understand you.

I wish I had a new piano.

Arkane

Granted, but it's that evil one from Super Mario 64.




I wish I could have a machine that makes whatever I think of.

Hatchet_Face_Pride

Granted. But you're unable to stop yourself from watching strictly unsolved crimes. Which influences what you think of.

I wish I could take a picture at random and have it sell for thousands or millions of dollars.