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Say Something Silly

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  • SimburianSimburian Posts: 6,244 Member
    The spring is sprung, the grass is riz.

    I wonder where the boidie is.

    They say the boidie’s on the wing.

    But that’s absoid. The wing is on the bird.

    anon.
  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,469 Member
    :|

    I'm actually unicorn.
  • RedDestiny92RedDestiny92 Posts: 6,124 Member
    Once upon a time,
    There was princess who wanted a skateboard,
    She begged and begged but it didn't come,
    So she lived forever disappointed until she passed alone.

    The moral of the story...don't forget to butter your toast on Sundays.
    lol
    Reddestiny921 on the gallery...still not sure if I capitalized the second d..lol
    All the sims err'day
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    She's good for you? Lol
  • lillibattenberglillibattenberg Posts: 1,273 Member
    You have no idea how farfetched some of my claims have been, or how true. Still, this is probably not the time to bring up the pet parrot.
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  • RzarcasmRzarcasm Posts: 3 New Member
    See you after weeks ago.
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    Make a piece of toast, give it to a unicorn, then ride off into the moonlight on your dragon as the unicorn eats the toast.
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    Just vibing...
    Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    I was doing all right... up until that disaster with the mongoose. But I'm feeling much better now.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • RedDestiny92RedDestiny92 Posts: 6,124 Member
    *snaps fingers in a triangle* cheese doodles confirmed.
    Reddestiny921 on the gallery...still not sure if I capitalized the second d..lol
    All the sims err'day
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    She's good for you? Lol
  • luke25luke25 Posts: 7 New Member
    something silly B) B) B)
  • SimTresaSimTresa Posts: 2,752 Member
    Duke Luke puke's puce

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  • SomeoneForgetableSomeoneForgetable Posts: 209 Member
    I was once an Adventurer like you, until I shot that guard in the knee
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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    Don't open this spoiler.
    What did i just tell you?
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    Just vibing...
    Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,150 Member
    Never let your friends feel lonely…Disturb them all the time.
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,078 Member
    Booking.com has plenty of outdated volumes in its library. ;)
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    There once was a toast.
    The toast liked to boast.
    The toast would boast about chicken roast.
    The toast would boast about chicken roast till he found the roast ate toast.
    The toast was disturbed and moved to the coast.
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    Just vibing...
    Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,150 Member
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. ( extra point if anyone knows the reference)
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    The dog is in the house, the house is in the ground, the ground is in the pail, the pail's in the boat, the boat is in the water, the water's on the flea, the flea is on the collar, the collar's on the dog and there's a hole in the bucket, Liza!
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • americniteamericnite Posts: 107 Member
    I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage! (from a movie)
  • PuppyLuver5PuppyLuver5 Posts: 22 Member
    One time when I was little I was playing in my princess tent at my grandmother's house, and let me warn you this story does not end well. Anway, I was really little and had only been over to her house a few times.She set up my tent in the empty guest bedroom, and I was happily playing inside my tent when suddenly I felt a sensation. Where was it coming from, you ask? Nowhere else but my rump. I had to poop. I slowly crept out of the tent. I scanned what seemed like a huge room back then. Unfortunately there was no magic toilet tunnel. I started to worry, and backed up until I hit my tent. I couldn't hold it in any longer. I had to let it go, and I did...all over Cinderella's face. What did I do next? Hid in my tent. I don't know how I thought that nobody would notice a giant poop stain smeared on one of my childhood heroes face. Embarrassing, but it's a true story.
  • PuppyLuver5PuppyLuver5 Posts: 22 Member
    Actually , I pooped a lot of places when I was little. My grandpa's arm, the back wall of McDonald's, during a picture with minnie mouse at Disneyland, one uncomfortable time on santas lap that I'd rather not talk about(lets just say Santa had to take a break, which was totally NOT a costume changr because I got poop on his stupid red velvet pants!)
  • PuppyLuver5PuppyLuver5 Posts: 22 Member
    > @RedDestiny92 said:
    > I saw a stray sock in my bathroom...don't worry I didn't crush it I let it go free it's probably having babies in my rose garden.

    I did the same thing with my brother :I set him free to fly away from our second story balcony. I never did see him again...:)
  • RedDestiny92RedDestiny92 Posts: 6,124 Member
    lol^^ :D nice and dark things are nice and dark.
    Reddestiny921 on the gallery...still not sure if I capitalized the second d..lol
    All the sims err'day
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    She's good for you? Lol
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,150 Member
    "Not one step further! Not one! Come no closer! I'll do it! I'll blow us all to ❤️❤️❤️❤️! All of us! Me, you... and the worm..."
    You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,851 Member
    edited March 2018
    Introducing the all new curry chocolate selection box. Rich curry sauce encased in smooth, creamy chocolate. The range extends from korma to phal. Look out for our new signature white chocolate vindaloo truffle.
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  • BMSOBMSO Posts: 3,091 Member
    Refrigerators don't run backwards.
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