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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 709 Member
    It's illegal to keep a Martian in a shed on Mars.
    :lol:
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    buy more keYCHAINZZZZ
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • BMSOBMSO Posts: 1,973 Member
    Mini pizza dough with sprinkles.
    Artist, Gamer and Geek, CC creator Origin ID: bmso85
    Art Gallery || My Simblr
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 4,566 Member
    Shiny rodents? Lemon curry? Grey mullets!
    http://wry7000.blogspot.ca/

    Currently reading "The legacy of the bones".
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    i am a











    POTATO!
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 4,566 Member
    You look like... a big penguin! (Said to a guy wearing a tux)
    http://wry7000.blogspot.ca/

    Currently reading "The legacy of the bones".
  • OhMyHemsworthOhMyHemsworth Posts: 7,784 Member
    I am Mrs. Nesbitt!!
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    And then, Chris smiles and it's all ok.
    -Tom Hiddleston
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 4,566 Member
    Shiver the timbers and limber the quivers!
    http://wry7000.blogspot.ca/

    Currently reading "The legacy of the bones".
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    Boneless pizza.
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member
    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor :D >:)
    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
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    (New)Del Sol Ice Cream Cafe'<3

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  • WonderAisWonderAis Posts: 99 Member
    Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life
  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member
    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine :D

    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
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  • WonderAisWonderAis Posts: 99 Member
    Some people say funny things, but I say things funny
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 4,566 Member
    Greece fleece for Reece from Paris.
    http://wry7000.blogspot.ca/

    Currently reading "The legacy of the bones".
  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member

    My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. :D B)

    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
    DelSol Apartments 50/40
    Del Sol Apartment Homes 40/30
    (New)Del Sol Ice Cream Cafe'<3

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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    The floor is exams

    *clings to wall for dear life*
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member

    Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."

    There’s a silence, then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"
    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
    DelSol Apartments 50/40
    Del Sol Apartment Homes 40/30
    (New)Del Sol Ice Cream Cafe'<3

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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    *What did i say about running in the house?

    *What did i say about talking back, woman?!

    (credit: Liv and Maddie :D )
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member
    edited October 2017
    Wife: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go…

    Husband: Just call in sick then.

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    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
    DelSol Apartments 50/40
    Del Sol Apartment Homes 40/30
    (New)Del Sol Ice Cream Cafe'<3

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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 709 Member
    Mosquitoes wearing top hats and bow ties whistle Yankee Doodle while riding unicycles and crossing their eyes. :lol:
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • Karababy52Karababy52 Posts: 1,928 Member
    "Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"
  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,497 Member

    What is red, blinking and has three legs?

    Nothing, really.
    New has a full-service Salon you can even rob it. for the rich and famous. Name of the mall Del Sol Famous Mall Check out our Gallery for my 5 too cute, Kids Bedrooms
    DelSol Apartments 50/40
    Del Sol Apartment Homes 40/30
    (New)Del Sol Ice Cream Cafe'<3

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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 11,174 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Tulips are red
    Someone put fake blood in my garden.
    So i hear it's October...
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    I'd give up the world just to be with you, precious one.
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  • MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 11,629 Member
    What is red and bad for your teeth?
    a brick
  • Karababy52Karababy52 Posts: 1,928 Member
    A silly song my Mother-in-law used to sing to her children and grandchildren:

    I went to the animal fair,
    the birds and the bees were there.
    The big baboon by the light of the moon
    was combing his auburn hair.
    The monkey he got drunk
    and sat on the elephants trunk.
    The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
    but what became of the monk, the monk, the monk...?

    <3
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