Sometime in the night when I was 2/3 asleep, I accidentally decked myself in the face. I'm surprised that I didn't split my lip.
I think I'm gonna die alone too... 😕😢😂
You could use online dating. Or a matchmaker?
Also: you'll always have me. Your internet wife
I mean, yeah, I can use online dating but my mom would be the kinda person who would say no to everyone I meet so what's the point. 😂
Why does your mom need to know?
Cuz you can't just online date someone forever and not meet them in real life one day. 😂
But that's you meeting them in real life, not your mom.
Yeah, but you know how she is. She won't even let me go out with my uni friends. And I'm not someone who would just go out without telling her. You forget we live in the same house. 😂 She's probably gonna ask why I'm going out. LOL. 🤷♀️ And I ain't finna lie.
Sometime in the night when I was 2/3 asleep, I accidentally decked myself in the face. I'm surprised that I didn't split my lip.
I think I'm gonna die alone too... 😕😢😂
You could use online dating. Or a matchmaker?
Also: you'll always have me. Your internet wife
I mean, yeah, I can use online dating but my mom would be the kinda person who would say no to everyone I meet so what's the point. 😂
Why does your mom need to know?
Cuz you can't just online date someone forever and not meet them in real life one day. 😂
But that's you meeting them in real life, not your mom.
Yeah, but you know how she is. She won't even let me go out with my uni friends. And I'm not someone who would just go out without telling her. You forget we live in the same house. 😂 She's probably gonna ask why I'm going out. LOL. 🤷♀️ And I ain't finna lie.
Sometime in the night when I was 2/3 asleep, I accidentally decked myself in the face. I'm surprised that I didn't split my lip.
I think I'm gonna die alone too... 😕😢😂
You could use online dating. Or a matchmaker?
Also: you'll always have me. Your internet wife
I mean, yeah, I can use online dating but my mom would be the kinda person who would say no to everyone I meet so what's the point. 😂
Why does your mom need to know?
Cuz you can't just online date someone forever and not meet them in real life one day. 😂
But that's you meeting them in real life, not your mom.
Yeah, but you know how she is. She won't even let me go out with my uni friends. And I'm not someone who would just go out without telling her. You forget we live in the same house. 😂 She's probably gonna ask why I'm going out. LOL. 🤷♀️ And I ain't finna lie.
Bruh, you're an adult. Practice boundaries.
That's not how it works here sadly. 🙈 Either way, it's okay. I'll just accept my fate that I'll be single forever. 😂 I mean, it's not that bad. I don't have to go thru heartbreak, right? 😂😂
Do you know that my mom used to put sambal (super spicy Chili paste) into ice cube holders and freeze them? And then take them out to use them in her cooking?
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Yarn!
Nope. Me too.
Money -
(1922 silver peace dollar coins, 1913 buffalo nickels, 1885 silver Morgan dollar coins as examples)
As well as silver ingots! (I'm too poor to afford gold)
literally why I'm dying alone.
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Sometime in the night when I was 2/3 asleep, I accidentally decked myself in the face. I'm surprised that I didn't split my lip.
No sequel will ever be grander
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I think I'm gonna die alone too... 😕😢😂
Why are you like this.
where do you get these images.
Just vibing...
Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
What's for dinner?
You could use online dating. Or a matchmaker?
Also: you'll always have me. Your internet wife
I mean, yeah, I can use online dating but my mom would be the kinda person who would say no to everyone I meet so what's the point. 😂
Why does your mom need to know?
Cuz you can't just online date someone forever and not meet them in real life one day. 😂
But that's you meeting them in real life, not your mom.
Yeah, but you know how she is. She won't even let me go out with my uni friends. And I'm not someone who would just go out without telling her. You forget we live in the same house. 😂 She's probably gonna ask why I'm going out. LOL. 🤷♀️ And I ain't finna lie.
Bruh, you're an adult. Practice boundaries.
That's not how it works here sadly. 🙈 Either way, it's okay. I'll just accept my fate that I'll be single forever. 😂 I mean, it's not that bad. I don't have to go thru heartbreak, right? 😂😂
Rice with an egg and sautéed onion and cabbage!
Sounds delicious!
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Do you know that my mom used to put sambal (super spicy Chili paste) into ice cube holders and freeze them? And then take them out to use them in her cooking?
Water... or vodka?