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    Not in my living room A-Z

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    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      V -

      Vampires

      (I didn't invite you in! Go away!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • MRSMLOGMRSMLOG Posts: 21,181 Member
      Anything n the Weasel family.
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      Y -

      Yakov Smirnoff

      (Those old "In Russia, ..." jokes are not funny anymore!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • Hatchet_Face_PrideHatchet_Face_Pride Posts: 2,096 Member
      edited October 2021
      Zebras Zealously Zipping Zoot-suits while zooming
      rjsWAWi.jpg?1
    • texxx78texxx78 Posts: 5,657 Member
      Aquarium
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      B -

      Bears

      (although if a bear DOES find its way into your living room, you will NO LONGER be constipated!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 4,128 Member
      Car parts
      Gallery ID: SweetieWright_84--Save File Thread--Youtube Channel
    • texxx78texxx78 Posts: 5,657 Member
      Drone
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      E -

      Everyone

      (not being mean, it's just that my living room is too small and can't fit more than 5 people at a time.) :confounded:
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      F -

      Frankenstein

      (He's got angry villagers after him, and they will burn down my place if I let him in!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • texxx78texxx78 Posts: 5,657 Member
      Gremlins
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      H

      Headless horseman

      (I'm not giving you my head! Go find your old one!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      I -

      Insurance salesman

      (Why won't you take "No!" for an answer?! I don't want to pay for this overpriced policy!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      Jokers Because I don't play around.
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

      MY ORIGIN ID:cth284
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      K -

      Killer clowns

      (I'm scared of clowns, so I'd be terrified of the killing kind!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 4,128 Member
      Lions
      Gallery ID: SweetieWright_84--Save File Thread--Youtube Channel
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      M -

      Maids

      (if they're like the ones in the Sims, they have "kleptomaniac" trait, and they are stealing my stuff!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • Hatchet_Face_PrideHatchet_Face_Pride Posts: 2,096 Member
      Nine Noids Naming Newish Nails and Nickles Neverendingly
      rjsWAWi.jpg?1
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      O -

      Opium

      ("Hey, wait! I thought opium was illeg-" *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* "FBI ! OPEN UP!") :open_mouth:
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • MRSMLOGMRSMLOG Posts: 21,181 Member
      Pelican pouches
    • MyriadSimsMyriadSims Posts: 1,197 Member
      Queen Elizabeth I (or the II, either one ain't here)
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      R -

      Reaper

      (I "Don't Fear The Reaper" :wink: but he'd better stay out of my living room!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
    • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      edited January 2022
      S -

      Stepfather

      (Only good thing about him was that I got a younger sister from him! Other than that, he is an absolute j--k and better stay out of my living room!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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