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This... is the story of a Sim. A Sim named Bob Bobson. A Sim who will someday become a master chef. But for now, he is just plain Bob Bobson. Allow me to introduce you to him.
This is Bob Bobson.
Yes. Hello Bob. Now as I was saying, This is Bob Bobson, the hero of our story. As you can see, he is a bit clumsy, a wee bit squeamish, and a perfectionist---
"Well, it's true that I'm a bit of a perfectionist, but you can't possibly say that I'm clumsy -whoops- ..."
If you say so, Bob. Now if you'll allow us to continue...?
Ok then. He aspires to become a master chef someday, and prepare dishes for celebrities, and possibly have his own cooking show someday.
"Ok, can you hurry it up? I wanna get to the part where I'm a master chef, and super rich and famous!"
Bob, you do realize that it'll take several game weeks for you to get to that point, and that I cannot just simply PUT you in as a master chef, and that you have to WORK for it, right?"
"Well, um, can't we just skip to that part?"
'Fraid not, sorry. You gotta actually work, and do your cooking, and so on.
"DS, you're being very mean to me. You should just give me a 'motherlode'."
Bob, that takes all the fun out of the game.
"But at least I'll have money, right?"
While you would have money, I would be completely bored with the game, and wouldn't play you, so you'd kind of be stuck.
Yes. Now can I continue again?
The very same day I created Bob Bobson, I moved him into the neighborhood of Oasis Springs---
"IN THAT SWEATER?"
Bob, you are a Sim, and as of yet, there are no seasons. You will be fine.
As I was saying I moved Bob into Oasis Springs, and here he is, posing in front of his mailbox.
Yes Bob, very nice. Also, it appears that Bob is a bit of a show off.
"BUT WAIT, WHERE'S MY HOUSE?!"
Bob, your house isn't in the picture. It's to the left, off camera. And anyway, you're going to be getting a bigger house someday, so relax.
"How 'bout that motherlode, so I can have it NOW?"
Nice try. Not happening.
"Hey, hey DS."
"I found something."
What did you find?
"My thoughts of you not giving me a motherlode and me having to be in the kitchen 24/7---"
Bob, honestly. You're not going to be in the kitchen 24/7. You're gonna do other stuff too.
Yep, but that's enough for tonight, Bob. You've gotta save something for the next part.
"Are you suuuure?"
AN: I have had this up for a few months on another site, and I decided to share this with you, at least the first chapter. It's kind of told in the style of @pammiechick
's ISBI, but all (playable) characters thoughts are mentioned.
Any similarities to real life events or persons is strictly coincidental.
Also just figured out how to post pictures finally lol
DS is my nickname on another site.