Hi, you all know me as Alexander Goth, and I am an atrociously evil warlock.
Now I did not start out this way, I can thank my beautiful girlfriend for helping me, and she did in her own special way.
Now before I go into more of my tale, I want to introduce you to the love of my life, Lillian Fay.
I am absolutely crazy for this girl, there is a three bolt attraction with us, and my greatest two fears is her death, and breaking up with her. It's odd, because she is an infallibly good witch. We are suppose to be polar opposites, but she really does complete me, like the yin and yang.
Now on to why I decided to take the path of the dark side, and it has to do with an evil woman who managed to dig her gold digging claws in to my father, Dina Caliente. This woman married my uncle, thinking that he was rich, but as soon as she learned he didn't have much, she quickly became a widow. Then she turned her sites on my father, but there was one small thing in her way, and that was my mother. I'm not sure how she did it, but I have great suspicions that she had something to do with my mother's disappearance. Then to get my father marry her, she managed to get herself knocked up.
Anyways, since becoming a warlock, I have learned a few nasty tricks, and they are all aimed at this evil woman.
One of the spells I learned is called Servantus Attackum, and what it does is this, "It summons an evil servant to do your fighting for you." It's pretty great, because I don't have to get my hand dirty. There is no way I would even want to touch that blond haired beast.
(Oops, I accidently hit the post button. Will continue with the rest.)
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There is only one time when I'm not thinking of making her life a living misery, and that's when I'm with Lillian.
Oh yes, mustn't forget sneaking out with her late at night. I'm getting much better at this as well. Got busted the first time around, but just once.
I do have a bit of sad news, my father had just recently passed away. My little sister, Sarah, did try her best to stop the Grim Reaper from taking our father.
I will have more to tell you, such as my goal of becoming a werewolf, and it will all be aimed at a certain person.