There was once a kitten who loved its owner very much and sometimes it would scratch the dog. One day the owner died while he was watching YouTube. The dog had a very strong bite. The sharks wondered why it did such a nasty poo after all. Then it occurred to the shark that every kitten flying coach was very strange. Nobody saw these sharks attacking, but they carried themselves away. None of Freddy's wealth was useful until that Friday when he killed Norma's fish. It deserved a cold tea for skipping across the aquarium yesterday. The kitten smelled awful, but no-one took care anymore because Norma's fish died. She was angry so she decided skipping was a terrific idea and didn't wait for a train to the moon because Jeremy was sick and died. However, there is absolutely a cure, but monkeys contain hydroponics, a milkshake and cookies, they did not slaughter all dead but alas they licked the window clean. Jeremy Walsh was tired of his death, so he took Norma's scythe and he finished slaughtering. He muddled around and searched for the lamp that Janet gave away, to allow spirits, the most elite beings, an entrance to secret opening. It illuminated the cavern into the horrifying damp underworld that was ruled by Satan. Satan is the evil Easter, meanwhile, Santa is the good guy who ruined rituals because he was such a nincompoop. A young child said "eat me" and laughed loudly and imploded. This killed the frog and then Zeus summons a golem-frog that croaked unicorns when it exploded. "HELP!!!" yelled Mrs. Mister. "Please!!" And something growled ominously in the dark. Unbeknownst to Mrs. Norris, the unspeakable evil lurking in bath-mats. Once she destroyed earth the underground gnomes took the hissing cockroaches and ruled the tunnels. Strangely, a star flew through the galaxy, along with a pelican-shaped constellation named Cygnus. Maybe now wrinkled old Merlin shall investigate the legend of Bigfoot. Although, bigfoot hates kittens, so please, lets all take a lesson from Yoda and Chewbacca and C3PO, so murder all gingerbread men. Meanwhile back at Krispy-Kreme's, Aquaman decides Gucci, Burberry fight and after years of typing this long story he decided to sever everyone's ties with pandas. This specific weapon shot cheese cracker and went sploof. The dolphins love to frolic among the turtles and tuna fishes. However, no dog left unharmed is unreliable source. Fairies are goofballs, playful yet feisty."Take this lollipop and strike". The world is filled with pineapples, papayas and kittens. They are everywhere! Oh no! What is all about these rumours? Chickens fly sometimes, but tribbles bubblegum chewers go to Narnia. What could be the problem? Kevin decided giraffes can't run but can fly over the candyfloss that was dissolved goofily into bubbles, this means giraffes have gone shopping without feeling fat. Yesterday I was milking camels when the Pharaoh walked to the south west coast of Argentina. He really didn't feel well so he left one shoe on a rock that burst out glitter! "Let's do lunch?" replied the universe as Pharaoh Tom Hanks flashed the gold credit. He requested a call from Jacksepticeye, but Markiplier murdered while vlogging! Every day his life got shorter. However, he vowed revenge for pizza? It had pineapple! How horrific! A total disaster! Next thing Peter got out his machete made poTATO salad and added a pinch of arsenic. The mysterious sound echoed very
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There was once a kitten who loved its owner very much and sometimes it would scratch the dog. One day the owner died while he was watching YouTube. The dog had a very strong bite. The sharks wondered why it did such a nasty poo after all. Then it occurred to the shark that every kitten flying coach was very strange. Nobody saw these sharks attacking, but they carried themselves away. None of Freddy's wealth was useful until that Friday when he killed Norma's fish. It deserved a cold tea for skipping across the aquarium yesterday. The kitten smelled awful, but no-one took care anymore because Norma's fish died. She was angry so she decided skipping was a terrific idea and didn't wait for a train to the moon because Jeremy was sick and died. However, there is absolutely a cure, but monkeys contain hydroponics, a milkshake and cookies, they did not slaughter all dead but alas they licked the window clean. Jeremy Walsh was tired of his death, so he took Norma's scythe and he finished slaughtering. He muddled around and searched for the lamp that Janet gave away, to allow spirits, the most elite beings, an entrance to secret opening. It illuminated the cavern into the horrifying damp underworld that was ruled by Satan. Satan is the evil Easter, meanwhile, Santa is the good guy who ruined rituals because he was such a nincompoop. A young child said "eat me" and laughed loudly and imploded. This killed the frog and then Zeus summons a golem-frog that croaked unicorns when it exploded. "HELP!!!" yelled Mrs. Mister. "Please!!" And something growled ominously in the dark. Unbeknownst to Mrs. Norris, the unspeakable evil lurking in bath-mats. Once she destroyed earth the underground gnomes took the hissing cockroaches and ruled the tunnels. Strangely, a star flew through the galaxy, along with a pelican-shaped constellation named Cygnus. Maybe now wrinkled old Merlin shall investigate the legend of Bigfoot. Although, bigfoot hates kittens, so please, lets all take a lesson from Yoda and Chewbacca and C3PO, so murder all gingerbread men. Meanwhile back at Krispy-Kreme's, Aquaman decides Gucci, Burberry fight and after years of typing this long story he decided to sever everyone's ties with pandas. This specific weapon shot cheese cracker and went sploof. The dolphins love to frolic among the turtles and tuna fishes. However, no dog left unharmed is unreliable source. Fairies are goofballs, playful yet feisty."Take this lollipop and strike". The world is filled with pineapples, papayas and kittens. They are everywhere! Oh no! What is all about these rumours? Chickens fly sometimes, but tribbles bubblegum chewers go to Narnia. What could be the problem? Kevin decided giraffes can't run but can fly over the candyfloss that was dissolved goofily into bubbles, this means giraffes have gone shopping without feeling fat. Yesterday I was milking camels when the Pharaoh walked to the south west coast of Argentina. He really didn't feel well so he left one shoe on a rock that burst out glitter! "Let's do lunch?" replied the universe as Pharaoh Tom Hanks flashed the gold credit. He requested a call from Jacksepticeye, but Markiplier murdered while vlogging! Every day his life got shorter. However, he vowed revenge for pizza? It had pineapple! How horrific! A total disaster! Next thing Peter got out his machete made poTATO salad and added a pinch of arsenic. The mysterious sound echoed very creepy. "Jeremy! Don't
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i really wonder.
I laughed so hard I started coughing
Honestly same
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(The woes of not being a native speaker)
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It's a lot of fun!
It's a lot of fun!
I'd say I'm a good liar, for the better or for the worse.
I think this was from a Tumblr post
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