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ignominiusrex

*when I sent him a smoldering gaze from the door to the club, and he felt it and turned around.*

-KendallKatz-

"It was YOU?! IMPOSSIBLE!"

ignominiusrex

"I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today"

-"Maria", from Leonard Bernstein's West Side Story

Elliandre

I Know What You Did Last Summer!

WhatCobblers

"But... I'm cute. Everyone says I'm cute. Why would you not want to date me?"
(Moments later an enormous laser beam was seen being shot from the woodland)

DreamPrincess

'Ewww, that's not a pleasant smell...'

DanmanNefarius

"have a merry pink christmas."

ignominiusrex

"We are not amused but Festivus isn't over yet"

DreamPrincess

'YOU! Are getting a promotion! Congratulations!'

cyncie

I was out of pink wrapping paper. I hope you like red.

ignominiusrex

I think I like what I see.

cyncie

Bueller…

DeKay

*When someone calls your name*

DreamPrincess

'I'm being forced into watching a film I don't like for the umpteenth time. How can you not expect me to be bored?'

Cororon

"I hope there is a princess tiara in this box"

cyncie

*blep*

BMSO

When the conversation becomes boring. "Oh I'm sorry I need to go.."

WhatCobblers

"I did not see that coming."

DeKay

"Good God!"

DeKay

*Me at my goth wedding*

DreamPrincess

*Sigh* 'What have you done now?'

cyncie

“So…..bring us some figgy pudding…”

DeKay

"Umm, she's cute, I guess..."

cyncie

I hate management meetings