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DeKay

"I don't need a torch light at night cuz my neck glows."

cyncie

Someone call the landlord. There’s a hole in the drywall.

DeKay wrote: »

"I don't need a torch light at night cuz my neck glows."

Hardee har har. It’s true, tho. 😆

DeKay

*When you get bitten in the neck but your blood is some voodoo magic*

Cororon

"I want to write a novel, but I lack inspiration"

MMX

"All of these flavours, yet you choose to be salty!"

DeKay

*When your relatives come over and you have to say hi*

cyncie

I spy with my little eye…

DeKay

"Yeah, I don't know. My neck has this weird condition. Don't judge."

cyncie

Doctor, I feel like I’m living my life in a box….

DeKay

*When I'm talking on the phone and the phone alarm goes off*

ignominiusrex

"the hardest part of pinkeye is trying not to scratch..."

DeKay

*What my cat does at 4pm*

WhatCobblers

(After listening to an extremely boring lecture for five hours without a break)
"Myyyy braaain haaas melteeeed."

DeKay

"I think I'm gonna sneeezeeee."

MMX

POV: You are the television

DeKay

"Umm, well this is awkward..."

cyncie

Anyone have an aspirin?

DeKay

*When some kid who's been running around the restaurant falls down*

cyncie

Hey girl. Autographs are only $15.

DeKay wrote: »

*When some kid who's been running around the restaurant falls down*

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How true!

DeKay

*When someone mentions Voldemort's name*

ignominiusrex

*When the director said to show 'bedroom eyes' but the actor figured that meant 'not now I have a headache' eyes*

ChuChuExpress

'Oi, you in the back. Stop laughing. I know I look Like Vincent Price's Egghead or Harry Hill.'

DeKay

"Mom, can I open the present nooOOOOWW??"

cyncie

When your friend tells the same joke for the 10th time.

DeKay

*When you see a cute girl at the bar*