> @elanorbreton said: > Ooh, more merchandise and more story! We are some lucky peeps Thank you for sharing. > > I've even got my hubby interested in the escapades of Mr Sausages and he hates the sims games!
Lol. I did the same! My Eve playing hubby is now following Mr Sausages.
Cute merchandise, and funny thread. You have a great sense of humor. I particularly like the "Mr. Sausages has vastly overcharged you for this merchandise" t-shirt.
Absolutely amazing! I love this thread! You are so creative it's brilliant. Thank you so much for giving the public a chance to wear Mr Sausages merchandise. I never download cc but I have to when it comes to this.
I am worried you are doing such a good job @EmberDahl that the devs are reading this thread and saying "See, weirder stories! Mission accomplished! Our work here is done!"
Funny you should say that, I love your avi and wouldn't mind him in my game!
Haha, isn't he dreamy? I think (correct me if I'm wrong @nanashi-sims) that he's actually a premade but I can't remember his name. I fell in love with him when I saw that avi
LOL! Yeah, his name is Johnson Ready and he's the cutie in the first PV and one of the earliest sims demo'd. You can find him in the gallery (SimGuruZephyr) but he's corrupted unfortunately. Whenever he goes to take a shower he becomes bald and starts wearing black dress shoes and nothing else. This was the tipping point that made me uninstall my game in December.
The shower issue might have been fixed after the December patch, but it was so heartbreaking seeing this that I don't plan on using any Maxis premades again. He's a bit too scrawny in his original form, but buff him up a little and he's a total babe. His default personality makes him a non-committal childish bro.
Wow that must have sucked, so you couldn't even fix him in CAS?
They listened and gave us toddlers! Thanks Devs your work is appreciated.
Mr. Sausages seems to have visited my game in his bunny slippers.....pajama party, anyone?
edit: trying to figure out how to post screenies right
oh, sylvia, the many faces of you!
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Hello, I thought I would upload the clothing for anyone who's interested. There are 3 Adult designs Male/Female with two colours for each.
I didn't want to leave the little nippers out of it, so I have just made some Kid's shirts too - although I missed out the 'It's Sausage Time' one, because it seems rather inappropriate - to make up for it they have 3 colours. I also did some 'Plum' hats for adult and kids too.
Here's a picture showing roughly what's in the packages...
I've added an artwork folder like before in case you want them.
Remember, spawned zombie townies love CC - so apologies in advance for all the never-ending unwanteds, that will probably teleport in wearing these plum hats.
Ha ha! I don't have much desire to play this game or I would do it, but I hope someone takes screenshots of NPC's wearing the "plum" cap with a caption saying 'this neighborhood is plum' or something...I'm sure there would be lots of (more) creative things people could come up with, LOL
Enjoying your adventures with Mr. Sausages and you are awesome for sharing your creations so generously.
The Sims
Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?!
So, Mr. Sausages thought he had put off completing his main event long enough. Even he realised that providing his public with little mini adventures and a small selection of clothing downloads wouldn't make up for avoiding to finish the experience he had promised. It was time to Start the Anger Arena.
He called all the contestants over, they had seemed to have become incredibly close. Luckily Mr. Sausages had a set of Knives to separate their bodies.
Mr. Sausages addressed them all in turn, “OK... Robot, Flesh-helmet, Drunkard and Bogey-boy, you have been brought here to participate in one of the most vicious anger fuelled outpourings of hate and bitterness, the likes of which has only ever been achieved on a forum discussing a sequel of a popular game franchise. We will never reach the standard of indignation and outrage set on that site, but we are going to try.”
“Even if you leave this place alive!” Mr. Sausages exclaimed theatrically, “...it will leave you scarred and incompetent for life, unable to perform the most basic of tasks. It will take you over eight hours to eat a group meal instead of the usual four by the time you've finished here.”
“...The madness peak I will take you to will change your life in unbearable ways. After this experience, your mood swings will sky rocket! Just walking across your house will trigger ten different emotional changes instead of the usual five.”
“...But too be honest,” added Mr. Sausages, “ I wouldn't worry about all that, as I will probably just get bored and bump you off in an undignified way for a cheeky laugh anyway, that seems to be the usual way these stories go.”
“But the good news is, the last person to die, will receive 10 simoleons and a special commemorative anger gnome, so there's everything to play for”
Theo punched the air with joy. He loved gnomes.
Mr. Sausages walked to the training centre, leaving Theo to be harshly mocked by the others.
Eventually, Mr. Sausages got the others to follow him towards what would become their home for the next couple of days.
Mr. Sausages had converted the side corridor into the perfect office space for these evil chaps to brush up on their skills.
Each cubical contained the necessities – A computer to raise their mischief levels to full, and a toilet for unavoidable deposits and ambience.
After they had settled in it became pretty clear that everyone loved to play games. "This isn't a game!!" Mr Sausages shouted in a clichéd way. He realised he needed to change into his Hypno-hat and Salami Shades and take control of these NPC plums and set them on the right track.
Now Mr. Sausages was in all of their heads, they soon buckled down to trolling their machines. He needed everyone on maximum capacity mischief for the task ahead.
Vader was a hard helmet to crack, but under Mr. Sausages supervision, he soon took to his task like a fish to water.
It was going to be a busy, time consuming day, but Mr. Sausages was happy they would all complete their tasks ready for the morning, and if they didn't, at least he could make something useful out of them, like a barbecue or a lovely urn to put on his mantelpiece.
See you again soon for the next part of the training Sausage Fans.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! You can't stop it there for the day! I was just getting engrossed!
Mr Sausages has gone up in my esteem, he's obviously more intelligent than he looks...
Even he realised that providing his public with little mini adventures and a small selection of clothing downloads wouldn't make up for avoiding to finish the experience he had promised.
I thought it would be best @elanorbreton to break the story into smaller, more manageable chunks because of the size of the graphics. You know, to help people with older machines
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- Froggie
WIP: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/851667/australian-world-version-1-0-uploaded/p1
I've even got my hubby interested in the escapades of Mr Sausages and he hates the sims games!
> Ooh, more merchandise and more story! We are some lucky peeps Thank you for sharing.
>
> I've even got my hubby interested in the escapades of Mr Sausages and he hates the sims games!
Lol. I did the same! My Eve playing hubby is now following Mr Sausages.
I laughed so hard at this I had trouble hitting the lol button.
And I now have the hiccoughs...
The Road goes ever on and on And I must follow, if I can,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.
🐸🐸🐸🐸 you Mr Sausages.... 🐸🐸🐸🐸 you...
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
Wow that must have sucked, so you couldn't even fix him in CAS?
edit: trying to figure out how to post screenies right
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Ha ha! I don't have much desire to play this game or I would do it, but I hope someone takes screenshots of NPC's wearing the "plum" cap with a caption saying 'this neighborhood is plum' or something...I'm sure there would be lots of (more) creative things people could come up with, LOL
Enjoying your adventures with Mr. Sausages and you are awesome for sharing your creations so generously.
Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?!
Repose en paix mamie tu va me manquer :
1923-2016 mamie
His sister Melody is crazy about Mr. Sausages.
Their teen sister Mara may not be a fan, but is forced to wear the shirt
There goes the neighbourhood.
Anyway, here is...
Part Seven : Grinding the Evil
So, Mr. Sausages thought he had put off completing his main event long enough. Even he realised that providing his public with little mini adventures and a small selection of clothing downloads wouldn't make up for avoiding to finish the experience he had promised. It was time to Start the Anger Arena.
He called all the contestants over, they had seemed to have become incredibly close. Luckily Mr. Sausages had a set of Knives to separate their bodies.
Mr. Sausages addressed them all in turn, “OK... Robot, Flesh-helmet, Drunkard and Bogey-boy, you have been brought here to participate in one of the most vicious anger fuelled outpourings of hate and bitterness, the likes of which has only ever been achieved on a forum discussing a sequel of a popular game franchise. We will never reach the standard of indignation and outrage set on that site, but we are going to try.”
“Even if you leave this place alive!” Mr. Sausages exclaimed theatrically, “...it will leave you scarred and incompetent for life, unable to perform the most basic of tasks. It will take you over eight hours to eat a group meal instead of the usual four by the time you've finished here.”
“...The madness peak I will take you to will change your life in unbearable ways. After this experience, your mood swings will sky rocket! Just walking across your house will trigger ten different emotional changes instead of the usual five.”
“...But too be honest,” added Mr. Sausages, “ I wouldn't worry about all that, as I will probably just get bored and bump you off in an undignified way for a cheeky laugh anyway, that seems to be the usual way these stories go.”
“But the good news is, the last person to die, will receive 10 simoleons and a special commemorative anger gnome, so there's everything to play for”
Theo punched the air with joy. He loved gnomes.
Mr. Sausages walked to the training centre, leaving Theo to be harshly mocked by the others.
Eventually, Mr. Sausages got the others to follow him towards what would become their home for the next couple of days.
Mr. Sausages had converted the side corridor into the perfect office space for these evil chaps to brush up on their skills.
Each cubical contained the necessities – A computer to raise their mischief levels to full, and a toilet for unavoidable deposits and ambience.
After they had settled in it became pretty clear that everyone loved to play games. "This isn't a game!!" Mr Sausages shouted in a clichéd way. He realised he needed to change into his Hypno-hat and Salami Shades and take control of these NPC plums and set them on the right track.
Now Mr. Sausages was in all of their heads, they soon buckled down to trolling their machines. He needed everyone on maximum capacity mischief for the task ahead.
Vader was a hard helmet to crack, but under Mr. Sausages supervision, he soon took to his task like a fish to water.
It was going to be a busy, time consuming day, but Mr. Sausages was happy they would all complete their tasks ready for the morning, and if they didn't, at least he could make something useful out of them, like a barbecue or a lovely urn to put on his mantelpiece.
See you again soon for the next part of the training Sausage Fans.
- Froggie
WIP: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/851667/australian-world-version-1-0-uploaded/p1
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Mr Sausages has gone up in my esteem, he's obviously more intelligent than he looks...