So, Sims 4. They have something new that all other sims games don't have - emotions. Now I've been playing with some fairly rounded happy go lucky arty/musiciany type sims, but this month I added a robot maid and an evil genius supervillian and have been pretty underwhelmed by the lack of any difference emotion and action wise between these new members and their existing family.
So as a bit of a laugh I thought I would go out of my way to create the most obnoxious, evil and annoying sim - and let him loose on a family of squeamish, snobby, hot headed people to see if these really are the smarter sims we've been told about.
So Mr. Sausages knocks on the door of the Tense family at 4.30 am waking them all up, (they didn't seem to mind this complete stranger doing this but maybe they were up anyway doing push-ups - who knows, they are all invisble until I open the door) and then once inside, I make my meat and bap based chap rudely greet them all then treat them all to the delightful aromas of his his stomach contents for 10 minutes, I make him tell everyone he's a criminal mastermind, he yells, insults, and generally wazzocks about to raise his mischief level...
...so he can start destroying their plumbing.
I was onto the third sink - when oh oh, here comes trouble, looks like I've been busted. She might be smiling- but I bet it's an angry smile. It looks like I'm in for a rough ride, and that cheeky grin is because she's just thought of an evil satisfying punishment for my tom-foolery...
any second now...
...oh, she just wanted to eat in the toilet, fair enough - who am I to judge.
Tired with all this anti-plumbing, I thought I would get some rest. It was a big mansion with loads of places to rest my head, but Mr. Sausages knew the bed he wanted.
Excellent, by simply clicking the bed and selecting 'sleep' The sleeping mother Sim happily accepts being turfed off her own bed without me even having to wake her up first, and lets her despised new visitor, sink destroyer and serial flatulator get a well deserved sleep in her favourite bed.
It's very possible her snobby squeamish hot headed traits would have kicked in but she had been resting. I know if I'm disturbed by a trouble maker just after I've gone to sleep after a tiring and stressful day, I too can sometimes leap off the bed smiling, and walk off instantly to play a computer game.
So now, fully rested. Mr. sausages goes downstairs to see the one of the family staring at something - not sure what as I couldn't pin point it, but it must have been interesting. More interesting than that boring old broken sink anyway.
I was about to greet her with a gust, but before I could - Mr. Sausages wanted to complain about the mess that the kitchen was in - silly sausage must have forgot it was his doing - then Bam - She put her fist through his stomach. At last some aggravation I thought.
...Ah no, my mistake, she was just chatting too close to him resulting in clipping
I needed to up the stakes, not one of the family had decided to pick a fight with my cheeky chum. I needed a fight. Not just any fight - but a fight in front of her own mother.
At least she is watching the fight, I thought as the scuffle commenced....
...Oh, she was just waiting to talk to me about her career.
When I then throw a drink over her daughter, she got up...Oh, it's to do push-ups. Maybe she is getting fit so she can fight me better.
So both tired now, they go and (for some reason being as there are 8 beds) sleep in the same one together. Close family I guess.
So I think it would be a good idea to raise my mischief level. I send a chain letter. But because I don't know anyone, I only get the mother and daughter as an option. I do it anyway thinking it will be a nice surprise for them in the morning...
Oh silly me. I forgot the technology is that advanced in Sims 4 that people can receive and reply to emails directly in their dreams. Time to try some prank calls - ha that will wake them up...
So after that, I left the family to dream about onions and decided this experiment hadn't really lived up to my expectations. Unless they are storing up all their negative emotions and will take their revenge tomorrow, which is a shame because I will be making a child hating, squeamish, loner sim and put him in a house with 7 crying babies and no door instead.
They will just have to wait to kick Mr. Sausages' bin over.
// EDITED TO ADD THE LINKS TO THE OTHER PARTS OF THE 'EXPERIMENT'
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////Part 2 : Mr. Sausages Feels Warmhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13359936#Comment_13359936Part 3 : Mr. Sausages Gets to Work http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13366676#Comment_13366676Part 4 : Mr. Sausages Sneak Peakhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13368373#Comment_13368373Part 5 : Quick Updatehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13383188#Comment_13383188Part 6 : The Early Adoptershttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13387075/#Comment_13387075Part 7 : Grinding the Evilhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13391220#Comment_13391220Part 8 : Of Hatehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13394952#Comment_13394952Part 9 : Anger Managementhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13395093#Comment_13395093Part 10 : Bin Donehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13414229#Comment_13414229Part 11 : A Change of Airhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13440886#Comment_13440886Part 12 : The Second Windhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13443034#Comment_13443034Part 13 : Unlucky for Sim.http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13465984#Comment_13465984Part 13b : The Other Place http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13468282#Comment_13468282Part 14 : Take Art http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13474169#Comment_13474169Episode 15 : Let's Go Shoppinghttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13495362#Comment_13495362Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Onehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13513105#Comment_13513105Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Twohttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13514226#Comment_13514226Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Threehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13517871#Comment_13517871Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Fourhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13521645#Comment_13521645Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Fivehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13524968#Comment_13524968Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Sixhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13530134#Comment_13530134Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Sevenhttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13531526#Comment_13531526Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Eighthttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13545731#Comment_13545731Episode 16 : Mr. Sausages Plum Job : Part Ninehttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13622383#Comment_13622383
Links to Downloadables
Glasses and Postershttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13385797/#Comment_13385797
T-Shirts and Capshttp://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13388520/#Comment_13388520
has made some wonderful emojis
and can be found here...http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/13467135/#Comment_13467135
There's been some fantastic contributions by other Simmers in this thread with their own versions of Mr S. using Sims 2 and 3@brainybee
have really gone the extra mile in recreating the same sort of scenarios I have in 4, and are great fun to see and compare. Splendid stuff, and (because I can't seem to link to the posts exactly)
those alternatives start about this page...http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/817854/an-obnoxious-psychosausage-tests-the-boundaries-of-the-sims-4-emotions/p6
Quite surprised how this throw away thread took off really, I'll add further links to the other bits when they are done.