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munchie885

"I got abducted by aliens again last night but I'm still not pregnant yet... better luck tomorrow night"

ladybreid

Crackseed wrote: »

ladybreid wrote: »

i love this thread

I love your ferrets!

"As soon as my kids become teens I move a future spouse into the house and force them to flirt until they fall in love so I can marry them off"

Karababy52

This is a great thread! Thanks for starting it! I'm the only one in our family that plays Sims anymore. But, back when I first started playing TS1 and my whole family also played, we used to say "Dag Dag" all the time to each other whenever someone would leave the house. Plus, one time, Hubby complimented me on a meal I made and I said, "This graw is freshna?" I thought he was going to choke on his food from laughing so hard! hehe

brainybee

You're very welcome @Karababy52! I figured if I was going to finally stop lurking I should start with a fun thread.

brainybee

Thanks @ladybreid. I love your ferrets too.

PurpleBug

Sims 3,
It's more sad when a pet dies than a family member

dixieangel550

Yesterday my husband caught on fire I just started screaming and running around while he burned to death.

Arkane

I can't wait to start my criminal career.

RedDestiny92

These are great....how about

"Honey why are you crying?"

"Because I wanted a boy."

"Well don't cry about it, just use a cheat to delete it and we'll try again."

MissLarae

"My mom died but I had to take a selfie"

or

"I'm so mad right now I can take an angry poop!"

constance

girl, you can't live in my town lookin' as hurt as you do.

munchie885

"I think EA is a great company"

Jks >.>

SimSimulator

There was teddy bear in front of fridge, Died of Starvation

My Sim met a girl who became his romantic interest then his girlfriend then his fiancee then his wife in just one day

TadOlson

I was Eli Jankowsky one minute and Rudy Wagner the next in my sims legacy earlier.

wolfkomoki1

I'm really tired of my current household so I think I'm going to start a fire.
I was on fire last night luckily the ghost of my dead girlfriend with an extinguisher was nearby.
I wish robots could be pregnant.
I haven't been to the future in a while, I wonder how my descendants are doing?

RedDestiny92

"Hi my name is Tim I was born a few hours ago, there was a little bit of lag so I ended up growing up twice in one night. I think I just met the girl of my dreams but I'll wait until a new one appears out of nowhere with no backstory instead."

Lazarus_B4R

"I admit that I use *Motherlode* a lot..Planning elaborate deaths (and deviance in general) can get expensive!"

bludhound

How do I kill off the old people in my household? I'm having kids soon and I need them to die so the children can have a room.

enkeli63

"Uhm, no way! If you don't need to exercise because you already are that fine and you just want to show off to Nancy Landgraab, after an hour that treadmill will totally disfigure you for life. I am not plumming with you either! Seriously."

luthienrising

Something went wrong, and I couldn't control my husband anymore, no matter how much I clicked on him!

enkeli63

luthienrising wrote: »

Something went wrong, and I couldn't control my husband anymore, no matter how much I clicked on him!

"I think you should make a library copy of your husband and delete him, put in the clone, and just cheat your relationship back to the way it should be."

cheesetruck

"I'm doing a Have Babies with the Whole Town challenge! Do you mind if I use your husband?"

mrswoo5

Can't afford to eat again just sell a window.

HighlordRose

"I don't actually work out to lose weight. I just want to get a promotion from my high athletic skill!"
"I purposefully broke the TV so I could get skills in handiness."
"I started a fire so I could kill off my sister. So sad it didn't work."

brainybee

Dang. I wish I could sell my windows in RL when I run short on food money...