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    What are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have?

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    • poltergeistpoltergeist Posts: 1,411 Member
      my life
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    • StormiSkiezStormiSkiez Posts: 449 Member
      If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
      If there's a strong storm you'll find me gawking out the window, ignoring the safety warnings.

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    • StormiSkiezStormiSkiez Posts: 449 Member
      Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
      If there's a strong storm you'll find me gawking out the window, ignoring the safety warnings.

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    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      How do you know that you're the one your chemistry partner likes? He/She has their ion you.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • naninani Posts: 5,563 Member
      I've lost my phone, can you call me ?
      I'm not sure if that would be seen as flirty but at least you got the number in your phone haha
      A french girl who's been hanging out on the english sims forum for a year now.
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      The Quincey, Legacy Challenge
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      A gas station attendant got jumped scared. At first he was afraid...he was petrol-fied.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
      My wife told me that I was a compulsive gambler. Bet you 3-1 odds she's wrong.
    • KleineMuffKleineMuff Posts: 12,578 Member
      The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
      Please call me Caro :)
      My Sims 3 Page | My Studio | Check out my Sims 3 Let's Play
      Play mafia with us: www.ultimatemafia.boards.net

    • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
      edited April 2018
      The sailor brought his trumpet along so he could hit the high C's on the high seas.
    • KuroridaKurorida Posts: 385 Member
      The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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      English isn't my main language so forgive any mistake I make ♡
      ⇣ m e a n w h i l e ⇣
      Addicted To This Drug
    • ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      A girl at the salad bar came up and said she knew me, and I'm here trying to remember where I met herbivore.
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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    • KuroridaKurorida Posts: 385 Member
      "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
      "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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      English isn't my main language so forgive any mistake I make ♡
      ⇣ m e a n w h i l e ⇣
      Addicted To This Drug
    • lillibattenberglillibattenberg Posts: 1,280 Member
      So I was in this restaurant the other day, and the waiter asked me if I wanted to try their artisanal mac 'n' cheese.
      I don't get it. Wouldn't that wreck the keyboard?
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    • KleineMuffKleineMuff Posts: 12,578 Member
      A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits".
      Please call me Caro :)
      My Sims 3 Page | My Studio | Check out my Sims 3 Let's Play
      Play mafia with us: www.ultimatemafia.boards.net

    • ZedTheGamerZedTheGamer Posts: 8 New Member
      A man walks into a bar. Ouch
    • Shadow_AssassinShadow_Assassin Posts: 1,670 Member
      "EAT plum! "
      Entrance to the abyss
      sims.fandom.com/wiki/User:ShadeAssassin
      It's a scratch-off ticket
      There's a "_" in my usename. My usename is Shadow_Assassin, not ShadowAssassin or others

      Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation

      She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
    • Muddy_RainbootsMuddy_Rainboots Posts: 44 Member
      Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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      It was an accident! I swear!
    • ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      "What color are mirrors"
      Let's reflect on this...
      I prefer Shade than Shady
    • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      What did the zero say to the eight?

      Nice belt!

      Please don't pecan me because I'm nuts about bad jokes.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
    • peantbutrprincspeantbutrprincs Posts: 22 Member
      What goes haha bonk?

      A man laughing his head off.
    • SeirduinSeirduin Posts: 30 Member
      Are you well?

      No, you're not a well. You are a person.
    • brndltn_bybrndltn_by Posts: 52 Member
      What's a foot long and slippery??
      ...
      ...
      ...
      A Slipper
      ...
      ...
      ...
      aha...
    • SeirduinSeirduin Posts: 30 Member
      A blonde walked into a bar, you'd think she would have seen it.
    • StutumStutum Posts: 1,146 Member
      The house next door used to be possessed by a demon, but it was eventually repossessed by the bank.
    • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
      I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
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