Hi all, sorry about any new updates, I've been getting some really nasty workloads at the moment, so I get back home a little too late and too drained to put any new stuff up. Hopefully it will ease out a bit after tomorrow.
Sims 4 is the only one I've really tried (in a weird way I'm the sort of buyer that EA were supposed to attract with this new shake up of gameplay, being a sort of casual player with no knowledge of previous versions- admittedly I couldn't have been their ideal person they wanted to attract, because when I was asked to do one of those feedback things ages ago, it just asked my age, then it gave up on me) any way I digress, because this is the only one I have properly used, I'm not sure how to mod t-shirts for 3 or 2. If someone wants to paste up a template of a blank t-shirt for me, or tell me what artwork they need, I can post it up.
Anyway, hopefully normal services will be resumed as soon as possible, that's why I dumped seven episodes up in a row, I suspected I was going to be tied up this week, and wanted to at least get to the half way stage because I have a special part of the story that will need some help from all you Sausage minions a bit later on.
I thought I would just put up a few pictures that I haven't used as a stop gap like I have before, but I must be getting really good at snapshotting the relevant bits, because I don't seem to have many spares.
This is about the best I can do, a different angle of the burning alien bit. That didn't really go to plan by the way. I spent ages filling every possible space of the alien world with bonfires and burnable objects- would it stay alight...would it buffalo!
That's why I had to do fairly unimpressive close cut shot, the fires wouldn't stay on fire no matter how quick I lit them. I even had all the aliens lighting the fires to help out too (perverse I know considering it was for their own demise) but even with a team of four lighting everything and throwing extra logs on I couldn't get the dramatic 'world on fire' picture I wanted.
Ooh forgot to say, I have tried Sausages out with a crown, I recoloured somebody else's CC (apologies I can't remember who made the original mesh), it does look quite funny on him. It wasn't for him specifically, but for a version of Dr. Girlfriend from the 'Venture Brothers' I did when I was trying to make as many of their cast members as possible.
I was going to quickly put it on him and take a snap, but noticed there's a new patch, I don't think I could handle the grief that comes with those things today. So here's Girlfriend instead
It will be nice to get Rusty in a proper lab coat too now I have the parts.
“Well, I think that my waters broke” said Mr. Sausages.
“Although I have been drinking a lot of Salty Llamas…..Nope, number two is definitely on the way! Right Greepoop, get my pyjamas, and my overnight bag, and let's get to the hospital.”
“OK got them, Why would you want me to wear these for anyway? The bag seems a bit pointless too,” said Greepoop. “considering we have pockets that defy the laws of physics.”
“Oh for plum's sake Greepoop,” said a doubled up Sausages. “They were supposed to be for me to....oh forget it, let's just go.”
“What about little Plum?” Said Han pointing at the infant. “We can't just leave him here.”
“Course we can, it'll be fine. Look what happened to Macaulay Culkin, it never did him any harm." said Mr. Sausages straining, " Just look how normal and well adjusted he turned out to be in later life. Right, enough of this, I'm pressing the teleport button”
As they both beamed in to the front of the hospital, Mr Sausages was quite surprised to see the surgeon and nurse also appear on the pavement beside him.
“So, do you two work here,” asked Mr. Sausages, “or are you some kind of street theatre performance group?”
“Don't be ridiculous!” said the surgeon. “I am the number one practitioner in the whole 'world', your lack of respect is astounding.”
"Well you look a bit familiar to me pal!” said Mr. Sausages accusatively.
“Who'd have thought this clothes swap setting would come in useful for something” he said, blasting the surgeon.
“See, I knew it!” said Mr. Sausages triumphantly.
“You're Eddie from the sitcom 'Bottom'. I knackered your sink back in that fire episode.”
“Now call me old Mr. Picky,” he continued, “But do you really think it is a good idea to go under the knife with someone that I know for a fact has the Slob, Clumsy and Hot headed traits?”
“You're looking pretty familiar too missus!” said Mr. Sausages redirecting Miss Fluffy.
“Hiya” said Ranger Biscuits.
“Well isn't that just dandy!!!” said a rather peeved Mr. Sausages.
“I mean... don't you have the 'hates children' trait? I despise them myself, so I find that commendable, but of all the Sims to have been given this child based task, it seems a little bit sadistic.”
“Not only that, but won't you be a bit tired from all your rangering activities -you know...greeting new comers then talking at them for hours whilst scrounging their food even though they just want to be left alone...interfering with fishermen and counting the number of polygons on a squirrel? That sort of thing would wear any normal person out, but apparently it's fine for you to take part in this complicated procedure.”
“Ah, who cares!” said Sausages, “I'm going inside.”
Inside, Mr Sausages brazenly barged in front of the lady who had been waiting patiently for the receptionist to notice her existence.
“Don't worry about lardy here,” said Mr. Sausages, “she might look pregnant, but it's me who's actually here for the sprog extraction.”
“You rude, arrogant, disgusting oaf!” said the lady.
“Accurate and flattering!" said Mr. Sausages. “Here's a diagnosis for you ...less cupcakes!”
“OK, Mr. Sausages. The doctor is ready for you now.” said the receptionist.
“Are you sure about that pal?” said Mr. Sausages, “He still seems to be hanging about on the street, unless that's where this operation is going to happen.”
“Don't be ridiculous, this is a fully furnished facility. Our professionalism is second to none.”
“Alright, don't get your quiff in a knot, what room am I to be treated in?”
“Pfffffff, no idea mate. Just wander about a bit, I'm sure you'll work it out eventually.” said the receptionist, and went back to his job of ignoring the other patient.
“Go an give the Doc a nudge big guy.” said Mr. Sausages, “The sooner we get this filler episode out the way the better!”
“Ooooow boss, but I want to read the magazines.” said Han “They have the new issue of 'Microscope monthly”
“Just do it stinkpants!” said Mr. Sausages, strolling off to find his theatre.
“Well, it has to be one of these doors.” said Mr. Sausages, as he wandered aimlessly about.
“Blimey, this place is quieter than a Sims 4 stereo playing a custom playlist.”
“Well at least it looks like Dr. Eddie has finally decided to come in from the cold.” said Mr. Sausages. “Mind you it looks like he's waiting for me to show him the way.”
So Mr. Sausages took a punt, and chose to sit on the thing that sort of looked like the most likely to be some kind of operating equipment, even though it seemed to have a big egg whisk on it and a squeezy bottle of mayonnaise.
“It's a good job I watched that Get To Work preview video,” he said, “otherwise I would have foolishly jumped to the conclusion that this was some kind of cooking utensil”
“It took 10 minutes of solid flatulence to finally get him to shift Boss!” said Han.
“Good work,” said Mr. Sausages, “As a treat go an interfere with the hospital's computer, I'm sure non of the staff will mind.”
“Riiiight!” slurred Eddie, “Now... you may find that this may sting a little!”
“There you go me old mucker! bbbbrrrdah dah dah daaaah dah dah daaaah daaaaaaaaaah!” Eddie fanfared. “Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby red throbbing lump.”
“Erm Doctor, I think that's his heart.” said Ranger Biscuits, finally finding her way to the operating theatre.
“Coooo, soz about that, fella me lad” said Eddie. “It looks like I may have removed the wrong bit. Not to worry.”
“Nah, it's alright. I won't be needing that anymore. People on this thread have been liking me way to much these days, so chuck it in the bin.” said Sausages
“Okey-dokey, there you go. One baby type thing removed.” said Eddie dropping the small alien child into its crib.
“Right, I'm off to the bar.” he said waving a cheery goodbye. “It's nearly closing time.”
“Hold up, let me just change you back into your uniform, I'd hate for you not to be taken seriously by the other one member of staff.” said Mr. Sausages, pulling out Miss Fluffy.
“Hey Greepoop! Get your muck together, we're leaving.” said Mr. Sausages.
“What about the baby?” said Han.. “You can't just leave it here.”
“Can't we just take this one instead?” said Mr. Sausages, “Blimey. Talk about skeleton staff.”
“Alright, I've got it, happy now?" said Mr. Sausages frustratedly.
“Tut, a thing's just popped up for me to name it.
Well your brother's called Plum. I guess you better be called Plummer. Yeah that will do, Plum and Plummer.”
“Nah, it's alright. I won't be needing that anymore. People on this thread have been liking me way to much these days, so chuck it in the bin.” said Sausages
“Nah, it's alright. I won't be needing that anymore. People on this thread have been liking me way to much these days, so chuck it in the bin.” said Sausages
That's me laughing .
In almost every new episode, I am thinking *that's the best episode ever*, but then you always came out with something that's even better .
This Thread Went Dead .. ... .. 3 Days of Total Silence!!! Where Be Mr Sausages And his horde of minions?!
I melt when I begin to dream
Silhouette of touching colours
Sparking energy in azure skies
Beneath silvery pale moonlight
Painting with mesmerizing eyes
Blur between the silent screams
Memories take form, dancing to life
Mournful tears, haunting waking dreams
*waves* I'm over here waiting patiently, don't want to put too much pressure on @EmberDahl . But yeah, not even any random fangirling LOL.....quiet week.
oh, sylvia, the many faces of you!
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Been building, almost done but it's time for a stretch break before I start tossing any ol' furnishings into rooms ..... which will wreck the theme I've got going.
*waves* I'm over here waiting patiently, don't want to put too much pressure on @EmberDahl . But yeah, not even any random fangirling LOL.....quiet week.
I hear both of you . I am eager for a new episode of Mr.Sausage but I don't want to put a pressure to @EmberDahl . When I saw the notices that people commented in this thread I was hoping for a new episode of Mr.Sausage then...disappointed to find there isn't any
Sylvia went on patrol and found Mr. Sausages! Like a fangirl she ran up and hugged him
oh, sylvia, the many faces of you!
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Lol. But that um, pack? of hot dogs is missing one of the sickly pink dogs. My dad likes to get chili dogs at a nearby convenience store, but he always warns the family not to actually look at the hot dog, just the bun and chili!
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Sims 4 is the only one I've really tried (in a weird way I'm the sort of buyer that EA were supposed to attract with this new shake up of gameplay, being a sort of casual player with no knowledge of previous versions- admittedly I couldn't have been their ideal person they wanted to attract, because when I was asked to do one of those feedback things ages ago, it just asked my age, then it gave up on me) any way I digress, because this is the only one I have properly used, I'm not sure how to mod t-shirts for 3 or 2. If someone wants to paste up a template of a blank t-shirt for me, or tell me what artwork they need, I can post it up.
Anyway, hopefully normal services will be resumed as soon as possible, that's why I dumped seven episodes up in a row, I suspected I was going to be tied up this week, and wanted to at least get to the half way stage because I have a special part of the story that will need some help from all you Sausage minions a bit later on.
I thought I would just put up a few pictures that I haven't used as a stop gap like I have before, but I must be getting really good at snapshotting the relevant bits, because I don't seem to have many spares.
This is about the best I can do, a different angle of the burning alien bit. That didn't really go to plan by the way. I spent ages filling every possible space of the alien world with bonfires and burnable objects- would it stay alight...would it buffalo!
That's why I had to do fairly unimpressive close cut shot, the fires wouldn't stay on fire no matter how quick I lit them. I even had all the aliens lighting the fires to help out too (perverse I know considering it was for their own demise) but even with a team of four lighting everything and throwing extra logs on I couldn't get the dramatic 'world on fire' picture I wanted.
Never mind...
I was going to quickly put it on him and take a snap, but noticed there's a new patch, I don't think I could handle the grief that comes with those things today. So here's Girlfriend instead
It will be nice to get Rusty in a proper lab coat too now I have the parts.
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
“Although I have been drinking a lot of Salty Llamas…..Nope, number two is definitely on the way! Right Greepoop, get my pyjamas, and my overnight bag, and let's get to the hospital.”
“OK got them, Why would you want me to wear these for anyway? The bag seems a bit pointless too,” said Greepoop. “considering we have pockets that defy the laws of physics.”
“Oh for plum's sake Greepoop,” said a doubled up Sausages. “They were supposed to be for me to....oh forget it, let's just go.”
“What about little Plum?” Said Han pointing at the infant. “We can't just leave him here.”
“Course we can, it'll be fine. Look what happened to Macaulay Culkin, it never did him any harm." said Mr. Sausages straining, " Just look how normal and well adjusted he turned out to be in later life. Right, enough of this, I'm pressing the teleport button”
As they both beamed in to the front of the hospital, Mr Sausages was quite surprised to see the surgeon and nurse also appear on the pavement beside him.
“So, do you two work here,” asked Mr. Sausages, “or are you some kind of street theatre performance group?”
“Don't be ridiculous!” said the surgeon. “I am the number one practitioner in the whole 'world', your lack of respect is astounding.”
"Well you look a bit familiar to me pal!” said Mr. Sausages accusatively.
“Who'd have thought this clothes swap setting would come in useful for something” he said, blasting the surgeon.
“See, I knew it!” said Mr. Sausages triumphantly.
“You're Eddie from the sitcom 'Bottom'. I knackered your sink back in that fire episode.”
“Now call me old Mr. Picky,” he continued, “But do you really think it is a good idea to go under the knife with someone that I know for a fact has the Slob, Clumsy and Hot headed traits?”
“You're looking pretty familiar too missus!” said Mr. Sausages redirecting Miss Fluffy.
“Hiya” said Ranger Biscuits.
“Well isn't that just dandy!!!” said a rather peeved Mr. Sausages.
“I mean... don't you have the 'hates children' trait? I despise them myself, so I find that commendable, but of all the Sims to have been given this child based task, it seems a little bit sadistic.”
“Not only that, but won't you be a bit tired from all your rangering activities -you know...greeting new comers then talking at them for hours whilst scrounging their food even though they just want to be left alone...interfering with fishermen and counting the number of polygons on a squirrel? That sort of thing would wear any normal person out, but apparently it's fine for you to take part in this complicated procedure.”
“Ah, who cares!” said Sausages, “I'm going inside.”
Inside, Mr Sausages brazenly barged in front of the lady who had been waiting patiently for the receptionist to notice her existence.
“Don't worry about lardy here,” said Mr. Sausages, “she might look pregnant, but it's me who's actually here for the sprog extraction.”
“You rude, arrogant, disgusting oaf!” said the lady.
“Accurate and flattering!" said Mr. Sausages. “Here's a diagnosis for you ...less cupcakes!”
“OK, Mr. Sausages. The doctor is ready for you now.” said the receptionist.
“Are you sure about that pal?” said Mr. Sausages, “He still seems to be hanging about on the street, unless that's where this operation is going to happen.”
“Don't be ridiculous, this is a fully furnished facility. Our professionalism is second to none.”
“Alright, don't get your quiff in a knot, what room am I to be treated in?”
“Pfffffff, no idea mate. Just wander about a bit, I'm sure you'll work it out eventually.” said the receptionist, and went back to his job of ignoring the other patient.
“Go an give the Doc a nudge big guy.” said Mr. Sausages, “The sooner we get this filler episode out the way the better!”
“Ooooow boss, but I want to read the magazines.” said Han “They have the new issue of 'Microscope monthly”
“Just do it stinkpants!” said Mr. Sausages, strolling off to find his theatre.
“Well, it has to be one of these doors.” said Mr. Sausages, as he wandered aimlessly about.
“Blimey, this place is quieter than a Sims 4 stereo playing a custom playlist.”
“Well at least it looks like Dr. Eddie has finally decided to come in from the cold.” said Mr. Sausages. “Mind you it looks like he's waiting for me to show him the way.”
So Mr. Sausages took a punt, and chose to sit on the thing that sort of looked like the most likely to be some kind of operating equipment, even though it seemed to have a big egg whisk on it and a squeezy bottle of mayonnaise.
“It's a good job I watched that Get To Work preview video,” he said, “otherwise I would have foolishly jumped to the conclusion that this was some kind of cooking utensil”
“It took 10 minutes of solid flatulence to finally get him to shift Boss!” said Han.
“Good work,” said Mr. Sausages, “As a treat go an interfere with the hospital's computer, I'm sure non of the staff will mind.”
“Riiiight!” slurred Eddie, “Now... you may find that this may sting a little!”
“There you go me old mucker! bbbbrrrdah dah dah daaaah dah dah daaaah daaaaaaaaaah!” Eddie fanfared. “Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby red throbbing lump.”
“Erm Doctor, I think that's his heart.” said Ranger Biscuits, finally finding her way to the operating theatre.
“Coooo, soz about that, fella me lad” said Eddie. “It looks like I may have removed the wrong bit. Not to worry.”
“Nah, it's alright. I won't be needing that anymore. People on this thread have been liking me way to much these days, so chuck it in the bin.” said Sausages
“Okey-dokey, there you go. One baby type thing removed.” said Eddie dropping the small alien child into its crib.
“Right, I'm off to the bar.” he said waving a cheery goodbye. “It's nearly closing time.”
“Hold up, let me just change you back into your uniform, I'd hate for you not to be taken seriously by the other one member of staff.” said Mr. Sausages, pulling out Miss Fluffy.
“Hey Greepoop! Get your muck together, we're leaving.” said Mr. Sausages.
“What about the baby?” said Han.. “You can't just leave it here.”
“Can't we just take this one instead?” said Mr. Sausages, “Blimey. Talk about skeleton staff.”
“Alright, I've got it, happy now?" said Mr. Sausages frustratedly.
“Tut, a thing's just popped up for me to name it.
Well your brother's called Plum. I guess you better be called Plummer. Yeah that will do, Plum and Plummer.”
and then they all teleported home.
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
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This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
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That's me laughing
In almost every new episode, I am thinking *that's the best episode ever*, but then you always came out with something that's even better
Well done Mr Sausage errrr @EmberDahl
Silhouette of touching colours
Sparking energy in azure skies
Beneath silvery pale moonlight
Painting with mesmerizing eyes
Blur between the silent screams
Memories take form, dancing to life
Mournful tears, haunting waking dreams
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Now I'm disappoint.
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
Exploring life through imagination & satire since 1969.
Save Game Often
repair & clear caches Often
S3 Studio
S3 blog Story, lists of empty lots by world
Behrooz
S2/3/4 Randomnes
I hear both of you
okie dokey
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
sylvia is an adorably insane sim who likes to hate children and clean things, interrupting these activities occassionally to
rail at the world, check her armpits for alien listening devices or play with her dinglehopper (and she's always pulling faces!)
Even as a child Sausages wasn't happy.
Sausages, sausages everywhere!
And your little dog too!
Not even Legos are immune.
What's next? DeathSausage?
EVEN IN REAL LIFE!!
This is the truth.
Mitakuye oyasin.
To all my relations, keep dancing.
Believe or you will not see.
That's one of the saddest pictures I've ever seen!
Ik here's some Sadoo pics: Lawl which is saddest. The dog? Person? grimmy? The sim kid? The poster? Or the bunch o' sims? Can't chose just one so you chose one!
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