ooh, that's a good idea @blueasbutterfly I'll edit the first post and tie it all up. although I don't think anything is going to be learned or tested in the third part. Mr. Sausages has decided to try something different.
ooh, that's a good idea @blueasbutterfly I'll edit the first post and tie it all up. although I don't think anything is going to be learned or tested in the third part. Mr. Sausages has decided to try something different.
@lissiea imagine the backstory - kicked out of the factory for being rotten through and through, Mr. Sausages declares war on unsuspecting families everywhere xD
If all the posts can't go in the first post, links in the first post would be great as well. Actually, links to all three Sausage stories would be good (Sims 2, 3, and 4).
Maybe he's a sausage on the "lamb" and wrapped himself in a bun to try to blend in. "Sausage? What sausage? Kind sir, I am a hot dog!" *indignant huff*
Or maybe he just wants to fit in better at picnics after a lifetime of showing up to parties in his birthday suit :')
Maybe he's a sausage on the "lamb" and wrapped himself in a bun to try to blend in. "Sausage? What sausage? Kind sir, I am a hot dog!" *indignant huff*
Or maybe he just wants to fit in better at picnics after a lifetime of showing up to parties in his birthday suit :')
lol
kim
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Well to be honest, both me and Mr. Sausages were a little surprised by the number of people who looked at this little thread.
It was only supposed to be a little bit of light relief to give the simmers a couple of laughs while they wait for toddlers.
But because of the big audience Mr. Sausages has had a long hard look at himself and has decided to up his game.
I personally hope you won't be disappointed with what he has in store - Mr. Sausages however, said he couldn't care less, as he was going to do it anyway without my guidance or approval- well no, what he actually said was 'plum them plumming plum them up their plum and plum it until the plum plums and plum inside both plums. Only until the plum drips plum out of their plum and plum will I laugh a big plumming plum of a laugh. Plumming plummers! Then he went off to punch a stuffed bear.
I have no idea what the outcome will be yet and Mr. Sausages is still doing his preparations. There are a lot of preparations.
EDIT: misquoted Mr. Sausages, I missed out an expletive
When it comes to the lack of reaction over fires, I think they were so worried about Sims "accidentally" dying that all they did was worry about evacuating the building. God forbid a character in a video game dies. A game without a challenge isn't a game. And a life simulator without death isn't a life simulator. I don't know what this is.
I've just spent the past twenty minutes reading this thread and honestly it's the best thing i've seen in all my (very short) time here, nice one :D
On a more serious note at this point i'm not sure how much longer I can carry on playing this game. Something about it feels incredibly restrictive and I feel like you've possibly hit the nail on the head with this post. I'm sick of my Sims feeling so... Empty? It's especially difficult to continue playing this version when I own both TS2 and TS3, both of which feel far more real despite the lack of deliberately placed in-game emotions :/ It's just such a shame, I was so excited when TS4 finally came to Mac and as a Sim fan since TS1 after two weeks of play I have to say i'm really, really disappointed.
ooh, that's a good idea blueasbutterfly I'll edit the first post and tie it all up. although I don't think anything is going to be learned or tested in the third part. Mr. Sausages has decided to try something different.
Is it wrong that I have a crush on Mr. Sausage? What can I say I have a thing for tattooed bad boys and sims apparently. mostly joking
Me i do not find this topic funny not funny at all
Why not?
Magic 8 ball says because it highlights all the flaws of that persons game they white knight to a point they cannot find a proper rebutal. They can't bring themselves to admit the game is absolute garbage and with no way to white knight it in this thread, they simply go on to say they don't find it funny. Their loss.
Me i do not find this topic funny not funny at all
Why not?
this is no laughing matter for me seeing broken stuff should be fix and i do not like to see sims catching fire
And I apparently nailed it. This game was broken from the very day it launched. It is half baked pile of rubbish. All of us laugh because the game is a joke. A joke on simmers. Honestly, if they weren't going to make Sims 4 as a proper sims title, they should of never made it at all. Sims 3 honestly is the very last decent sims title. 4 will never reach the level of awesomeness that it had. Just like 3 will never really reach the quality Sims 2 had. For me, Sims 2 is the first place winner. Sims 3 is second. Sims 1 is third. And Sims 4? It was escorted out of the building by security and told never to come back.
Yep, this was observed in the developers let's play live stream before the game launched. The developers themselves didn't even acknowledge the issue. They just played on ahead without a care int he world.
I think the March patch will be a big deal. I think it will affect whether a lot of people end up buying the expansion pack. I hope EA realizes this and the team will take extra care with this patch.
Don't count on it. If the previous patches were so sloppy as to fix 1 bug but add 2 major ones or more in exchange since launch, then they aren't likely to change that track record now. I'm fully expecting this embarrassing excuse of a game, to go the way of Sims Medieval or that new SimCity game that was railed on hard for it's always online. Me, I wont be giving EA a single penny for anything related to this game. They did too little, and it's too late for them now.
My current feelings about The Sims 4. Here is hoping The Sims 5 can restore The Sims franchise.
This turned out larger than I thought, so the main experiment will occur in PART 3 (part 2) but I thought you might like to see what Mr. Sausages has been up to in order to set up the main event...
Mr. Sausages realised that the task ahead couldn't be done alone - he couldn't risk adding anything positive to his skill stats, so decided to call all the people he knew and get them to do it for him.
When the first batch of people arrived, it was pretty obvious to him that these mindless sheep would be useless to him in their current state. But Mr. Sausages had a plan up his sleeve.
Using his special hypnosausage hat and mesmerising salami shades he soon forced them to be under his full control
(By that I mean I just added them to his family for a bit, I'll use this outfit as a way of showing when I have started to take control over all the other characters on screen)
Now everyone was in his power, he told them all what needed to be done...
That's right, paint. paint you fools! Mr. Sausages needed only the finest works from these buffoons. Anything less than perfection would be sold off and the artist thoroughly insulted.
He deliberately chose the Sims who he knew already had the best skills for the job. Three from the household I usually play - Ember, Cassandra and their Robot maid were fully art maxed, Ember's mum - Kiko Nightmare and Cassandra's Dad - Vincent Van Goth were highly skilled.
Offensive Scottish comedian and Magician Jerry Sadowitz and ghost Ether Wispers however, were only mid range. Mr. Sausages knew he would really have to do a lot of shouting at those two to get the results he needed.
If anyone was caught having a lovely chat, or complaining about their conditions Mr. Sausages was ready to enforce things in his cheeky little way.
Tired and happy after a hard day's shouting. Mr. Sausages took a well earned rest as the others continued to paint throughout the night.
The next day, a few of his slave labour force were going a bit wappy. Ether had been possessing most of the easels unprompted, and for some reason, even though the others were quite used to their spectre co-worker it was still freaking them out.
Luckily Mr. Sausages was refreshed and ready to bring them all back on track
Another day passed...
and while doing a bit of dancing he realised he had been abandoning his mischief skill building. He knew exactly what he needed to make that part of his work easier - so he pushed his workforce harder to get some extra paintings to sell to get the required equipment.
Morning came, and Mr. Sausages' wallet was brimming, he purchased a lovely new telescope, ready for a full day of snooping on the neighbours.
He subtly positioned his telescope, and his mischief bar started to rise - boing!
Blimey, is that Clint Eastwood?
Mr. Sausages was having a lovely time, and he was so very close to the cusp of his goal
Typical, his equipment failed to perform just when he needed it most. He went back to his workforce to let out his frustrations.
A lot of time has passed now, and his workforce had been dropping like flies
'Oh not that bloke again' said Mr. Sausages, as he lay in a puddle left from a previous incontinent corpse.
Annoyed that this cloaked jobs-worth was yet again disturbing his staff. He decided to let him know what he thought of his tablet based body collecting antics
Inspired by this, Jerry decided he too had had enough. Unprompted he followed Mr. Sausages example.
Delighted by this, Mr. Sausages remarked that these sims characters certainly react a little more appropriately when they are brought into the household. You wouldn't get this sort of behaviour from those NPC types he mused.
And true enough Ms. Nightmare joined in the fun, without Mr. Sausages having to do a thing.
So, Death cleared off, and Mr. Sausages told them both that the fun was over, and they had to get back to work
Unfortunately Jerry took this opportunity to inconsiderately die. What a slacker.
Death didn't even bother coming for Jerry, I think he just faxed the tombstone in - can hardly blame him, the poor lad has been busy. Mr. Sausages realised that it was probably pointless forcing Kiko to continue, so he sold off the painting enclosure and the easels, and had a good hearty chuckle at Jerry's fresh headstone
What a great couple of days, thought Mr. Sausages - He decided to let Kiko live, so she could tell the others about what he had planned for the next day. He decided to get a good rest on the park bench, he certainly would be having some happy dreams tonight.
Lol. Your pics are great, along with your story-telling ability of course! I like that final shot, it's like on tv where there is always an object in the way of anything revealing.
How did you get all the slave sims to have droopy lips? Did you make them that way in CAS?
What I find odd about video games is how companies can lie about their product and get away with it. If you purchase anything else that is falsely advertised and does not do what it is supposed to do, you have legal recourse.
They lied to us about The Sims 4 and they did it knowingly.
What we have all purchased is the beta version of The Sims 4, not the finished product. And the above illustrates that the new, fantastic advanced "emotions" are non-existent!
Seriously, how can they legally get away with this? It's false advertising, the game isn't finished and it is not fit for its advertised and intended purpose.
I'm back to Mr. Sausages in Sims 3. I had to take a break to host my son's birthday sleepover (crazy times!). I'll be posting pics of Mr. Sausages' naughty escapades soon.
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Can I suggest adding all the additional stuff to the first post as well? Or will it fit?
Bahahahaha xD oh my!!!
"Get fabulous fashion tips from succulent duo Sausages and (meat) Patty in the new hit series, Absolutely Flatulent"
Or maybe he just wants to fit in better at picnics after a lifetime of showing up to parties in his birthday suit :')
lol
kim
Abraham Lincoln
It was only supposed to be a little bit of light relief to give the simmers a couple of laughs while they wait for toddlers.
But because of the big audience Mr. Sausages has had a long hard look at himself and has decided to up his game.
I personally hope you won't be disappointed with what he has in store - Mr. Sausages however, said he couldn't care less, as he was going to do it anyway without my guidance or approval- well no, what he actually said was 'plum them plumming plum them up their plum and plum it until the plum plums and plum inside both plums. Only until the plum drips plum out of their plum and plum will I laugh a big plumming plum of a laugh. Plumming plummers! Then he went off to punch a stuffed bear.
I have no idea what the outcome will be yet and Mr. Sausages is still doing his preparations. There are a lot of preparations.
EDIT: misquoted Mr. Sausages, I missed out an expletive
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On a more serious note at this point i'm not sure how much longer I can carry on playing this game. Something about it feels incredibly restrictive and I feel like you've possibly hit the nail on the head with this post. I'm sick of my Sims feeling so... Empty? It's especially difficult to continue playing this version when I own both TS2 and TS3, both of which feel far more real despite the lack of deliberately placed in-game emotions :/ It's just such a shame, I was so excited when TS4 finally came to Mac and as a Sim fan since TS1 after two weeks of play I have to say i'm really, really disappointed.
"We Don't Care If You LIKE The Game, Just As Long As You BUY The Game!"
I Disapprove (Naturally)
I Took The Pledge!
Is it wrong that I have a crush on Mr. Sausage? What can I say I have a thing for tattooed bad boys and sims apparently. mostly joking
Can't wait for the final test!
- Froggie
WIP: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/851667/australian-world-version-1-0-uploaded/p1
Magic 8 ball says because it highlights all the flaws of that persons game they white knight to a point they cannot find a proper rebutal. They can't bring themselves to admit the game is absolute garbage and with no way to white knight it in this thread, they simply go on to say they don't find it funny. Their loss.
And I apparently nailed it. This game was broken from the very day it launched. It is half baked pile of rubbish. All of us laugh because the game is a joke. A joke on simmers. Honestly, if they weren't going to make Sims 4 as a proper sims title, they should of never made it at all. Sims 3 honestly is the very last decent sims title. 4 will never reach the level of awesomeness that it had. Just like 3 will never really reach the quality Sims 2 had. For me, Sims 2 is the first place winner. Sims 3 is second. Sims 1 is third. And Sims 4? It was escorted out of the building by security and told never to come back.
Yep, this was observed in the developers let's play live stream before the game launched. The developers themselves didn't even acknowledge the issue. They just played on ahead without a care int he world.
Don't count on it. If the previous patches were so sloppy as to fix 1 bug but add 2 major ones or more in exchange since launch, then they aren't likely to change that track record now. I'm fully expecting this embarrassing excuse of a game, to go the way of Sims Medieval or that new SimCity game that was railed on hard for it's always online. Me, I wont be giving EA a single penny for anything related to this game. They did too little, and it's too late for them now.
My current feelings about The Sims 4. Here is hoping The Sims 5 can restore The Sims franchise.
PART 3 (part1) The Preamble
This turned out larger than I thought, so the main experiment will occur in PART 3 (part 2) but I thought you might like to see what Mr. Sausages has been up to in order to set up the main event...
Mr. Sausages realised that the task ahead couldn't be done alone - he couldn't risk adding anything positive to his skill stats, so decided to call all the people he knew and get them to do it for him.
When the first batch of people arrived, it was pretty obvious to him that these mindless sheep would be useless to him in their current state. But Mr. Sausages had a plan up his sleeve.
Using his special hypnosausage hat and mesmerising salami shades he soon forced them to be under his full control
(By that I mean I just added them to his family for a bit, I'll use this outfit as a way of showing when I have started to take control over all the other characters on screen)
Now everyone was in his power, he told them all what needed to be done...
That's right, paint. paint you fools! Mr. Sausages needed only the finest works from these buffoons. Anything less than perfection would be sold off and the artist thoroughly insulted.
He deliberately chose the Sims who he knew already had the best skills for the job. Three from the household I usually play - Ember, Cassandra and their Robot maid were fully art maxed, Ember's mum - Kiko Nightmare and Cassandra's Dad - Vincent Van Goth were highly skilled.
Offensive Scottish comedian and Magician Jerry Sadowitz and ghost Ether Wispers however, were only mid range. Mr. Sausages knew he would really have to do a lot of shouting at those two to get the results he needed.
If anyone was caught having a lovely chat, or complaining about their conditions Mr. Sausages was ready to enforce things in his cheeky little way.
Tired and happy after a hard day's shouting. Mr. Sausages took a well earned rest as the others continued to paint throughout the night.
The next day, a few of his slave labour force were going a bit wappy. Ether had been possessing most of the easels unprompted, and for some reason, even though the others were quite used to their spectre co-worker it was still freaking them out.
Luckily Mr. Sausages was refreshed and ready to bring them all back on track
Another day passed...
and while doing a bit of dancing he realised he had been abandoning his mischief skill building. He knew exactly what he needed to make that part of his work easier - so he pushed his workforce harder to get some extra paintings to sell to get the required equipment.
Morning came, and Mr. Sausages' wallet was brimming, he purchased a lovely new telescope, ready for a full day of snooping on the neighbours.
He subtly positioned his telescope, and his mischief bar started to rise - boing!
Blimey, is that Clint Eastwood?
Mr. Sausages was having a lovely time, and he was so very close to the cusp of his goal
Typical, his equipment failed to perform just when he needed it most. He went back to his workforce to let out his frustrations.
A lot of time has passed now, and his workforce had been dropping like flies
'Oh not that bloke again' said Mr. Sausages, as he lay in a puddle left from a previous incontinent corpse.
Annoyed that this cloaked jobs-worth was yet again disturbing his staff. He decided to let him know what he thought of his tablet based body collecting antics
Inspired by this, Jerry decided he too had had enough. Unprompted he followed Mr. Sausages example.
Delighted by this, Mr. Sausages remarked that these sims characters certainly react a little more appropriately when they are brought into the household. You wouldn't get this sort of behaviour from those NPC types he mused.
And true enough Ms. Nightmare joined in the fun, without Mr. Sausages having to do a thing.
So, Death cleared off, and Mr. Sausages told them both that the fun was over, and they had to get back to work
Unfortunately Jerry took this opportunity to inconsiderately die. What a slacker.
Death didn't even bother coming for Jerry, I think he just faxed the tombstone in - can hardly blame him, the poor lad has been busy. Mr. Sausages realised that it was probably pointless forcing Kiko to continue, so he sold off the painting enclosure and the easels, and had a good hearty chuckle at Jerry's fresh headstone
What a great couple of days, thought Mr. Sausages - He decided to let Kiko live, so she could tell the others about what he had planned for the next day. He decided to get a good rest on the park bench, he certainly would be having some happy dreams tonight.
Wow he is a Bad Boss
How did you get all the slave sims to have droopy lips? Did you make them that way in CAS?
Thanks for posting these pics.
What I find odd about video games is how companies can lie about their product and get away with it. If you purchase anything else that is falsely advertised and does not do what it is supposed to do, you have legal recourse.
They lied to us about The Sims 4 and they did it knowingly.
What we have all purchased is the beta version of The Sims 4, not the finished product. And the above illustrates that the new, fantastic advanced "emotions" are non-existent!
Seriously, how can they legally get away with this? It's false advertising, the game isn't finished and it is not fit for its advertised and intended purpose.
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public