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    How about a joke to make you laugh

    thesimsfairy47thesimsfairy47 Posts: 6,116 Member
    in Off Topic Chat
    what did the grape do when the elephant sat on it...it gave a little whine.

    How do you know if your clock is crazy...it says coo-coo.

    lol if you think my jokes are funny
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    Comments

    • AnnePlaysAnnePlays Posts: 2,504 Member
      I'm terrible at jokes, but I know a joke killer,

      "Knock knock!"

      "Come in."

      ;)
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    • SmittySmitty Posts: 166 Member
      EA is currently the biggest JOKE
    • cauliflowerscauliflowers Posts: 5,782 Member
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    • plopppoplopppo Posts: 5,031 Member
      A cheeseburger walks into a bar - the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
    • PlumbobCrossingPlumbobCrossing Posts: 8,455 Member
      Yo mama's so bald, she makes Mr. Clean jealous
    • CowPlantForHireCowPlantForHire Posts: 6,002 Member
      Yo mama so dumb, she tried to fill her gas tank with her farts. :p
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    • xBob18xBob18 Posts: 7,893 Member
      edited December 2014
      Yo mama's so fat, when she wears yellow people yell "Taxi!"

      Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales came up and sang "We Are Family".
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    • ImNoComedianImNoComedian Posts: 886 Member
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    • Alpal425Alpal425 Posts: 198 Member
      Whoever took my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble.

      You have my Word.
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    • MegandtheMoonMegandtheMoon Posts: 1,831 Member
      I heard this earlier today, and it's Christmassy :)

      Which singer is at the top of Santa's list? Elf-is Presley. :')

      It gave me a giggle. ;)
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    • cauliflowerscauliflowers Posts: 5,782 Member
      something something sims 4
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    • HeartfulPeachHeartfulPeach Posts: 857 Member
      How do you know if a chef is a clown?
      If the food tastes funny :lol:
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      A big thanks to SimChic1 for making my simself in my avatar!
      Princess Peach Rocks!
    • LaAbbyLaAbby Posts: 3,742 Member
      What do elves learn for Christmas?

      The elf-abet :stuck_out_tongue:
    • kati77kati77 Posts: 3,146 Member
      I just remembered my favorite comic strip (Fingerpori) has been translated into English (or some of the strips, most probably won't even translate), here's a couple of really funny ones:

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      If you liked those, there are more of them here: http://www.expat-finland.com/living_in_finland/fingerpori.html
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    • MiffoShortMiffoShort Posts: 1,901 Member
      Um I not very good at jokes but I'll give it a go.

      What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

      An Investigator.
    • HeartfulPeachHeartfulPeach Posts: 857 Member
      Here's another one:

      Why doesn't the snail order french fries?
      Because it's fast food!
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      A big thanks to SimChic1 for making my simself in my avatar!
      Princess Peach Rocks!
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