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nani

granted but you'll loose your voice in a month
i wish i could make things appear at will

BMSO

Granted, but everything want to truly appear will become distorted and non usable.

I wish I had a polar bear.

nani

granted but he'll be dead
i wish i had cookies

DivaEvie07

Granted, but you can only eat 1.

I wish I had a husky

RedDestiny92

granted but he hates you and won't let you sleep in your bed.
I wish I had talking duck

DivaEvie07

Granted, but he is deaf.

I wish I was a kitten

nani

granted, but you'll get hit by a car and die.

i wish i wasn't a coward

egberts

granted but now everyone is afraid of you

I wish I could dance

Charliecheesenurgers

Granted but you can only dance alone. I wish i had a billion dollars.

MzB06

Granted... but you put all of the money in duffel bags, walk out of the bank, stumble and loose your footing, the bags go everywhere , and a swarm of people swoop in and take all of the money.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Kaizenmommy

Granted, but a hurricane wipes out the hotel you're staying at, all the pretty vacation venues, and all your possessions.

I wish spiders didn't exist.

MoonlightDancer

Granted but, there will be way more flies.

I wish I had a unicorn.

egberts

granted but you're allergic to it

I wish I could learn a new language

mintycupcake

Granted, but it's a dead language, so no one can understand you.

I wish it was Tuesday.

DivaEvie07

Granted, but at a random time you will find out bad news.

I wish I had 5 cats.

mintycupcake

Granted, but two have cancer, one is always grump, one is skittish, and one is an escape artist.

I wish McDonald's would bring back the Cajun McChicken.

BMSO

Granted, but every time you order one it will taste foul and extremely spicy.

I Christmas shopping wasn't so expensive.

MMX

Granted, but it will always be crowded regardless how of early you Christmas shop.

I wish I was stronger.

MRSMLOG

Granted, but your bulging muscles rip all your clothes and you turn green.

I wish I could go to Disneyland one more time.

simspeaker4

Granted but you spend your entire stay trapped in a Goofy suit.

I wish the sky turned bright green once in a while.

DivaEvie07

Granted but it stays like that forever.

I wish I could fly.

Rhianna

Granted, but one wing will be broken so you'll fly lopsided.

I wish I owned 100 cats!

simspeaker4

Granted but they gang up on you and kick you out.

I wish the mullet had never existed.

Rhianna

(Oh no not the cats!)

Granted, however now an inverse version of the mullet has become trendy. Party in the front, business in the back.

I wish that I could not go to work but still earn money

simspeaker4

Granted but you have to live with a perpetually ticked off ninja who's always scaring you.

I wish for less interesting times.