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SmilinSims

Granted - but you fall of the stage and break your leg

I wish I could marry Tyler Joseph from TWP

MaxineMaxiMum

Granted but you will have a horrible wedding and the cake will give everyone the stomach virus.

I wish I could find win a Noble Peace Prize

Haids5987

I wish you could too. I cannot corrupt such a noble wish!

I wish my sleeve was finished.

LyricSimsz15

Granted - Your shirt has no sleeves.

I wish my little sister would accept there is no candy and stop throwing a tantrum

RedDestiny92

granted but it only stops for a few seconds after your wish causes all candy to disappear with no chance of being made ever again as all companies fail.

I wish I could live in a video game.

simspeaker4

Granted but you get killed by the protagonist.

I wish we all knew what next week would be like.

CheyTheHuman

Already granted, We're ALL living in one big Sims game.

I wish I could go back in time and see the Bee Gees perform. :(

MissSassy

Granted but you're stuck in this time.

I wish to take a glimpse on my future.

Haids5987

Granted, but you need sunglasses because it's so bright!

I wish I didn't need to babysit a batch of cookies when I decide to bake.

LyricSimsz15

Granted but every other time you bake the cookies get burnt.

I wish my throat didn't hurt (i'm not sick it's just morning stuff lol)

Haids5987

Granted, you have a headache instead.

I wish animals could talk.

Archivist

Granted, but they only ever speak to recite entire episodes of Big Bang Theory.

I wish weekends were longer.

puzzlezaddict

Granted. You're Kim Kardashian, and everyone has seen your *home video*. Even your grandmother. And you're married to a lunatic who's run through all of his money and is now trying to spend yours faster than even you can make it back. And your sisters... Ok, I really need to stop.

I wish I was fluent in all the coding languages my programs use.

puzzlezaddict

Sorry, went back a page by accident.

Weekends are now so long your company only pays you for three days of work every month. The rest is done by robots, and since they don't need health care or retirement benefits, you don't get them either.

Like I said, I wish I was fluent in all the coding languages my programs use.

Haids5987

You are now so fluent that you speak in nothing but code. All code. Nothing but the code. You no longer function as a human being.

You are machine

I wish that everything that is fun didn't make you drunk, fat, or pregnant.

MissSassy

Granted but you enjoy it less than before. (it's hard to corupt this because I want this too xD)

I wish Seasons was the next pack.

Haids5987

Sonschi wrote: »

Granted but you enjoy it less than before. (it's hard to corupt this because I want this too xD)

Lol!!

Granted, but we never get paranormal Sims.

I wish there was a preteen/young teen life stage.

RedDestiny92

Granted but it's so buggy that it crashes the game anytime you use it longer than the time it makes to make a cake and age up again.

I wish I could go on tv.

Suffice123

Granted but whatever show your on has very low ratings.


I wish I could fly.

CheyTheHuman

Granted, You fall face first onto the ground in the first attempt.

I wish a Sims game was available on Origin's In the House thing.

puzzlezaddict

Granted. But it turns out one of your many other EPs/SPs/mods isn't up to date, and you can't figure out which one. The new content is incompatible and you can't even load your game. You try to update, but the launcher claims to have fixed the issue, and even the superpatcher doesn't do the trick. Desperate, you uninstall everything, but when you try to reinstall, Origin claims you don't own two EPs and cancels the download of a third without explanation. The Sims store gives you a novel error message that you can't find mentioned anywhere on the internet. Congratulations, you get to spend the next three days on the phone and online with EA customer service reps who put you on hold so they can read these forums and pass along the tips you already tried before surreptitiously hanging up on you.

Oh, and @igazor is on a two-week vacation to a country with no wifi or cell service. Good luck!

I wish George R. R. Martin would stop cooking up cactus and wandering through the New Mexico desert and start writing again.

Haids5987

He begins writing again, but it's only Twilight fanficiton.

I wish this room was warmer than 66 degrees F!!

puzzlezaddict

It is now, because it's full of sweaty frat bros yelling, belching, and getting uncomfortably close to you while explaining how they totally understand your life experience because one time someone stared at them for a bit too long on the subway. So how about some SHOTS? WOOO!!

I wish companies would make more games compatible with macs (cider most definitely doesn't count).

MissSassy

Granted but the games are unplayable due to bugs.

I wish my hard drive wasn't broken...

(edit because of unreadable typo)

LyricSimsz15

Granted, but the model makes your computer slightly laggy.

I Wish i can never get carsick again.