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DragonCat159DragonCat159 Posts: 1,896 Member
edited July 2017 in The Sims 4 Game Feedback
I believe it is the rare Polyus minimus.

Passeriformes
Corvidae
Polyus
P. minimus
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Using trinomial nomenclature we can identify the above species Polyus minimus niger

But here we can see examples of subspecies P. minimus ruber and P. minimus caeruleus (left to right)
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Asside from their distinct colour, caeruleus is most easily identified by the opaque webbing on the left wing.
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Similarly, ruber can be distinguished by it's lack of complete geometry.
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As well as some strange flight behaviour in certain seasons as noted by other researchers.
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Most curious however is P. minimus flavus. This subspecies (according to some researchers) possesses the ability to temporarily spawn a second head. Complete with it's own brain and a second set of optical nerves allowing it to remain in constant vigilance whilst feeding, as well as fooling would-be predators.
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Additionally, with the presence of a second set of mandibles, as well as a complete esophagus, flavus is capable of taking in calories at twice the rate of other subspecies, which is necessary to facilitate this metabolically exhaustive adaptation.


Science is fun! :D
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  • RickyPhamRickyPham Posts: 44 Member
    They released the game before they could finish it, what do you think would happen? They had to cut corners somewhere and the backdrops are the place, lol.
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  • HermitgirlHermitgirl Posts: 8,825 Member
    edited July 2017
    Thanks.. deleted
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  • kremesch73kremesch73 Posts: 10,474 Member
    I dunno. Births certainly shouldn't look like that. Neither should birds. :/
    Dissatisfied with Sims 4 and hoping for a better Sims 5
  • jusMehjusMeh Posts: 424 Member
    ahaha, you guys are killin' me here... I was confused at first too.
  • elanorbretonelanorbreton Posts: 14,549 Member
    Lol. Wait til you see the square dogs and triangular cats they're bringing out :D
  • DragonCat159DragonCat159 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I edit the post, to make it more easily to read and more exciting :)
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  • Bagoas77Bagoas77 Posts: 3,064 Member
    it looks like the babadook coming to get you.
  • KurotardKurotard Posts: 380 Member
    Minecraft 2.0
  • ChazzzyChazzzy Posts: 7,166 Member
    I bet you had fun writing all of that.
  • KurotardKurotard Posts: 380 Member
    edited July 2017
    Chazzzy wrote: »
    I bet you had fun writing all of that.

    I'm sure they did. It gave me a good laugh. :joy:
  • SydcupcakesSydcupcakes Posts: 79 Member
    My favorite is the butterflies flying through my house.
  • Sk8rblazeSk8rblaze Posts: 7,570 Member
    edited July 2017
    I firmly believe, at least in video games the most, if something can't be done well, it shouldn't be done at all until it can be done well. We likely are stuck with these ugly bird models for the duration of TS4, as I cannot see them going back to revise this (nor should they with the laundry list of TS4 problems).

    They should have waited until the Animals/Pets EP before bringing them in..
  • OldeseadoggeOldeseadogge Posts: 5,000 Member
    I hate to think of how messed up larger animals would be... Dogs walking upright on hind legs with forelegs down at sides? Methinks a pets pack would be a disaster in creature terms.
  • TheHarbinger_51TheHarbinger_51 Posts: 1,702 Member
    lol! ....
  • Simsister2004Simsister2004 Posts: 3,536 Member
    My favorite is the butterflies flying through my house.

    Mu favourite is the big bees! :wink:

  • DragonCat159DragonCat159 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I hate to think of how messed up larger animals would be... Dogs walking upright on hind legs with forelegs down at sides? Methinks a pets pack would be a disaster in creature terms.

    Why would they with a popular/request expansion pack. The team would get a lot of backlash If they wouldn't make pets right.
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  • ShadowmarkedShadowmarked Posts: 1,054 Member
    You have forgotten the bird P.minimus Alba
    A rare bird seen during the day in forgotten hallow. This particular bird has a habit of suddenly phasing though solid objects

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    If the viewer is particularly lucky they will see these birds phase though eachother.

    Love this thread by the way very comedic :D
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