Post only if you have triumphantly seized the last piece of bacon, showing no regret. For you knew that the universe saw fit to render onto you this final bacon as an act of providence.
Loneliness is a tax we have to pay to atone for a certain complexity of mind.
"I have yet to find a gold so pure that it's worth it's weight in dog."
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Post only if you like have/had a pet fish
post only if you've played sims 1,2,3 & 4
Post only if you have had a pet cat or if you still do now.
Post only if you never played Minecraft
Only post if you skipped one of your school's Proms.
Post only if you had a glass of water today.
Maya Angelou
Please excuse my English and feel free to correct any mistake you find.
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=Had water!
Post only if you have ferrets! :P
ETA to fix
Saying "not to be rude", then blatently being rude does not excuse rude behavior.
Post only if you have a Simself
I do have a simself.
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Post only if you have triumphantly seized the last piece of bacon, showing no regret. For you knew that the universe saw fit to render onto you this final bacon as an act of providence.
"I have yet to find a gold so pure that it's worth it's weight in dog."
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I did have ferrets, but I had to get rid of them because the musk made my lungs hurt. They are fun animals though.
"I have yet to find a gold so pure that it's worth it's weight in dog."
Post only if you had chocolate today