Wow, that's a mouthful of a title! (Horrible pun intended.) This is my very first attempt at SimLit, inspired by the shiny new vampire pack. At the story's pumping heart (I'll stop) is a pair of vampire siblings, Byron and Bianca Blackwell. They're quickly surrounded by an assortment of friends, enemies, food of varying quality, and objects of affection who almost make them feel alive...literally.
A few content notes: Most of the time the chapters fall somewhere in the PG to PG-13 zone, though as the story and character relationships progress, it does veer a bit more in an R direction. (Vampires may be undead, but they have needs, okay! ) Most of it will be (somewhat tastefully, depending on how you feel about lobster thermidor) censored, but there's still plenty of raunchy humor in there and a few f-bombs flying around. And butts. Lots and lots of butts.