bgkub wrote: » Well as we know cats are very clean so they like to play with their food first *giggle* then ground them up very nicely
bgkub wrote: » Yes they do cause cats rule the world MWHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA
GamingBoy616 wrote: » I booked tickets at the cinema but when I got there the woman at the counter said the film I was watching never came out . It's a shame because I was looking forward to watching 'Constipation'
aldavor wrote: » Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpetrator. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of milk? He set a new lap record. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. What is a moggy’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple! What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by a cat.
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Ok Ok Ok! I Got A Good One
Question: Why Did The Cat Get Shaved?
Answer: Because.. It Hated Fur...
currently playing NSB
How Many Times Does It Take To Make Grumpy Cat Happy?
Grumpy Cat: None...
Not Funny?
Why Did Scissor's Hate Cat?
Because The Cat Would've Used The Scissor's To Scratch It's Back...
currently playing NSB
currently playing NSB
To get hit by a car.
ahahahahahahahaahahaahah
ok im done here
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To Get Battle Scars (Aka, Scratches)
currently playing NSB
A Happy Kitty eating ground beef for supper.
nvm that xD
then ground them up very nicely
is the food a human
they play with hoomans
tru
tru...
TO GET TO THE TUNA!! AND THE CAT SAID "LET ME IN!! I SMELL 'DA TUNA! YOU CAN'T HIDE IT!"
currently playing NSB
TardIsALeetelTart (Grumpy Kitty) : "wow.
now your just stating facts..." (v'-'v)
It's a shame because I was looking forward to watching 'Constipation'
No.
Just No.
Overall the game was pants and it was a 0-0 drawer
Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpetrator.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?
Your lap.
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
What is a moggy’s favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.
For a man to truly understand rejection…
he must first be ignored by a cat.
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KEETTYYYY: MY EARS!