A random girl came up to me the other day and said shew she knew me from a vegan restaurant.
Now I'm trying to figure out if I have ever met herbivore.
Some local humour from where I live.
A businessman comes to visit the province and he soon finds a man selling some furniture. Noting that a table was done in a style unique to the place, he knew it could fetch a good sum of money where he lived, the man only selling it for $10.
"That's not a bad price for something that's probably only good for firewood." said the businessman. "I'll give you the $10 and I'll come back with a truck."
When the businessman returned, the old man was waiting for him with three small piles of wood.
"Where's the table?" asked the businessman.
"Well ya said it was only good for firewood," said the old man. "So I cut 'er up for ya and did up three small bundles so they'd be easier to get up on the truck."
I have no memory of this place. Time to start anew I guess
A man is wondering where his pen is. He finds that his pen is above a pack of nuts. Unfortunately, his pen is running out of juice. His pen is working again after licking its ball.
A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a whiskey and..............................................................................................cola"
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugs, "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
One morning, a bear and a rabbit found themselves on the same hillside relieving themselves. The bear turned to the rabbit and asked, "Hey Rabbit, do you have a problem with stuff getting on your fur?" The rabbit answered saying, "No never!" So the Bear picked up the rabbit and wiped himself clean.
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What's yellow and spins round?
A banana in a washing machine.
Now I'm trying to figure out if I have ever met herbivore.
Origin ID: BadArkane
Two cows are talking:
- Have you ever heard of the mad cow disease?
- Yes, fortunately we're penguins.
A businessman comes to visit the province and he soon finds a man selling some furniture. Noting that a table was done in a style unique to the place, he knew it could fetch a good sum of money where he lived, the man only selling it for $10.
"That's not a bad price for something that's probably only good for firewood." said the businessman. "I'll give you the $10 and I'll come back with a truck."
When the businessman returned, the old man was waiting for him with three small piles of wood.
"Where's the table?" asked the businessman.
"Well ya said it was only good for firewood," said the old man. "So I cut 'er up for ya and did up three small bundles so they'd be easier to get up on the truck."
I have no memory of this place. Time to start anew I guess
Fryday
Chillydog
Body is 5 characters too short.
because they went ice skating before it was cool.
Eclipse it.
Origin ID: BadArkane
because they eat PAIN !
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugs, "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
"Hey, nice belt!"
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My wife got hit by a bus and
I lost my job as a bus driver
With ten-tickles!
Doctor: I understand.
Patient: Understand what?
Oh sheet
So how's the tape?