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The Sexy Secksie Prettacy - Updated 14th July
megsteroo
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Hello dear readers! Welcome to the beginning of a legacy unlike any other! And why, I hear you ask, is it so unique? Well - I can answer that with one picture:
Meet out founder Penelope Secksie!
Okay, so yes, it is just another prettacy - but seriously - have you ever seen any sim this ugly?
(and yes, she is winking at you)
Shall we have a side profile?
Look at that nose! And chin! And she's perpetually frowning! And - get this - she's not even pregnant! That is an actual beer belly!
Well you gave it to me
Oh dear God
What?
I wasn't expecting you to turn up
Why not? This is my legacy after all
Just don't ruin it with snarky comments, okay! Anyway, I was just about to tell the readers about what a horrible sim you are
Because of my traits? That you gave me?
Yes! I figured, lets not just start off with a sim with an ugly exterior, but an ugly interior too!
Gee thanks
That way, by the tenth generation, we can hopefully have sims with nice exteriors and interiors! (I'll be using this random trait generator, which generates traits based on the parents. So if the parents have bad traits, the child will too, but if the parents have good traits...you can see where I'm going with this)
For this reason, I've made Penelope an insane, lazy slob!
Can we stop over analyzing the not-so-good parts of me and just get on with my legacy? That's what they came here for, after all
Absolutely!
Right, you've been created and dressed beautifully, so now we have to buy your plot of land and your knight of the round table (or whatever it's called)
It's the octagon table, you idiot
Close enough! Anyway, here's you with your knight on your plot:
And I guess this signifies the beginning! Onwards and upwards!
You're too cheery. I dislike that
Woah, I didn't make you gloomy! Though perhaps it's the lazy trait shining through? Yes, I think it's the lazy trait. Now, what's the first thing you do when starting a legacy?
I don't know, but I have a feeling that you're about to tell us whether we want to know or not
You join a career! Obviously! Which career did you join Penelope?
The business one. All the others involved either being active or having to be clever. Or needing to have skills that I wouldn't be able to gain because I'm the plummy founder and we can't afford those skill objects
Correct! And here is you joining it:
And, like the good girl you are, we went immediately to the library so that you could 'fill out reports' and get ahead!
It wasn't fun
Y'know, I was hoping that we'd find an eligible bachelor there so when you arrived I had a snoop around, and these were the males on the lot:
That second picture makes me giggle, because the Goths were happily sat there until you came along. They took one look at you and just moved. And then Mortimer had to give Bella a reassuring hug (or maybe I'm being sexist and it was the other way round)
That was just plain rude of them
They were the males on the lot (not very impressive) BUT THERE WERE THREE GORGEOUS GIRLS SAT AROUND A TABLE AND I WAS SAT THERE AT MY COMPUTER LIKE GOSH DARN WHY DID I MAKE YOU FEMALE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT PROCREATE WITH THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN URGH
You could have used testingcheats and just edited it to make me look like I was a boy all along!
No. No cheating. I don't wanna cheat with this. Anyways, so there you are filling out your reports, when you start talking to the girl opposite.
At least that's what I thought you were doing! Upon closer inspection I realised you were talking to yourself! Autonomously!
What can I say? You made me insane!
I guess. Whilst you were sat there this beauty walked in an just made me even more sad that you weren't male:
I did more snooping around the neighbourhood to find any suitable males and just discovered these:
Eric Lewis. YES! But sadly, married, and I couldn't be bothered building your friendship high enough up that he was comfortable with cheating
And you say I'm lazy! He could have made gorgeous babies!
I suppose. I also found this guy:
Maybe, if he dropped the beard
*one quick photoshop later*
Better?
Burn it
I ALSO DISCOVERED SOMETHING INCREDIBLE. BELOW IS A PICTURE OF BOB PANCAKES BEING HAPPY. DO NOT LOOK AT UNLESS YOU HAVE PREPARED YOURSELF:
I WAS NOT READY EITHER (and apparently neither was the girl next to him)
Bob Pancakes wasn't an option (for obvious reasons) so I did more snooping and:
SCORE! Baby daddy number one located!
Ah, J. Yes. Nice face. Great body. Single. He'll do
Listen, lady, you don't get a say anyway. Buuuttt I guess I'm glad you like him. The real question though - does he like you?
And the answer is ABSOLUTELY! He's so desperate that he'll even go for possibly the most ugly sim to have ever existed!
Hey!
(Also at one point Don Lothario ran past. We have our next baby daddy lined up!)
Wait, I thought I was with J!
Listen, sweetie, your aspiration is to be a serial romantic
Good point, well made
Anyway, things were going so well that I got you to ask him on a date and he said:
YES!!!!
Unfortunately, being the founder means that you have basically no money
And don't I know it
So we had to have the date at your empty lot, but it's okay because I bought you...a loveseat of passion!
Ew. That sounds...beyond gross. Please never say that again
Sorry. But look at it!
That is literally just the cheapest loveseat. In red. Is that why it's the loveseat of passion? Because it's red? It's not even comfortable!
It worked though didn't it!
I was just going along with it because you were forcing me to!
Aww, you loved it really!
Why did you have to be my creator?
Because I'm the only one who could EVER get anyone to allow you to do this:
Look at your nose. It is literally sticking into his face
I'm a miracle worker
Whoops. He didn't mind
He's probably just trying to imagine it's someone else and going along with it in the hope that he'll father the heir
I am not having kids until I can support them financially
And how are you going to do that? You're a lazy insane slob. You need me! How else would you have gotten your first kiss?!
Oh look, disappearing through his face again. Gosh, you're ugly
At least I'm not stupid! You're a plum to let me try and ask him to be my boyfriend!
But what did he say?
Find out next time in the Sexy Secksie Prettacy
Meet out founder Penelope Secksie!
Okay, so yes, it is just another prettacy - but seriously - have you ever seen any sim this ugly?
(and yes, she is winking at you)
Shall we have a side profile?
Look at that nose! And chin! And she's perpetually frowning! And - get this - she's not even pregnant! That is an actual beer belly!
Well you gave it to me
Oh dear God
What?
I wasn't expecting you to turn up
Why not? This is my legacy after all
Just don't ruin it with snarky comments, okay! Anyway, I was just about to tell the readers about what a horrible sim you are
Because of my traits? That you gave me?
Yes! I figured, lets not just start off with a sim with an ugly exterior, but an ugly interior too!
Gee thanks
That way, by the tenth generation, we can hopefully have sims with nice exteriors and interiors! (I'll be using this random trait generator, which generates traits based on the parents. So if the parents have bad traits, the child will too, but if the parents have good traits...you can see where I'm going with this)
For this reason, I've made Penelope an insane, lazy slob!
Can we stop over analyzing the not-so-good parts of me and just get on with my legacy? That's what they came here for, after all
Absolutely!
Right, you've been created and dressed beautifully, so now we have to buy your plot of land and your knight of the round table (or whatever it's called)
It's the octagon table, you idiot
Close enough! Anyway, here's you with your knight on your plot:
And I guess this signifies the beginning! Onwards and upwards!
You're too cheery. I dislike that
Woah, I didn't make you gloomy! Though perhaps it's the lazy trait shining through? Yes, I think it's the lazy trait. Now, what's the first thing you do when starting a legacy?
I don't know, but I have a feeling that you're about to tell us whether we want to know or not
You join a career! Obviously! Which career did you join Penelope?
The business one. All the others involved either being active or having to be clever. Or needing to have skills that I wouldn't be able to gain because I'm the plummy founder and we can't afford those skill objects
Correct! And here is you joining it:
And, like the good girl you are, we went immediately to the library so that you could 'fill out reports' and get ahead!
It wasn't fun
Y'know, I was hoping that we'd find an eligible bachelor there so when you arrived I had a snoop around, and these were the males on the lot:
That second picture makes me giggle, because the Goths were happily sat there until you came along. They took one look at you and just moved. And then Mortimer had to give Bella a reassuring hug (or maybe I'm being sexist and it was the other way round)
That was just plain rude of them
They were the males on the lot (not very impressive) BUT THERE WERE THREE GORGEOUS GIRLS SAT AROUND A TABLE AND I WAS SAT THERE AT MY COMPUTER LIKE GOSH DARN WHY DID I MAKE YOU FEMALE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT PROCREATE WITH THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN URGH
You could have used testingcheats and just edited it to make me look like I was a boy all along!
No. No cheating. I don't wanna cheat with this. Anyways, so there you are filling out your reports, when you start talking to the girl opposite.
At least that's what I thought you were doing! Upon closer inspection I realised you were talking to yourself! Autonomously!
What can I say? You made me insane!
I guess. Whilst you were sat there this beauty walked in an just made me even more sad that you weren't male:
I did more snooping around the neighbourhood to find any suitable males and just discovered these:
Eric Lewis. YES! But sadly, married, and I couldn't be bothered building your friendship high enough up that he was comfortable with cheating
And you say I'm lazy! He could have made gorgeous babies!
I suppose. I also found this guy:
Maybe, if he dropped the beard
*one quick photoshop later*
Better?
Burn it
I ALSO DISCOVERED SOMETHING INCREDIBLE. BELOW IS A PICTURE OF BOB PANCAKES BEING HAPPY. DO NOT LOOK AT UNLESS YOU HAVE PREPARED YOURSELF:
I WAS NOT READY EITHER (and apparently neither was the girl next to him)
Bob Pancakes wasn't an option (for obvious reasons) so I did more snooping and:
SCORE! Baby daddy number one located!
Ah, J. Yes. Nice face. Great body. Single. He'll do
Listen, lady, you don't get a say anyway. Buuuttt I guess I'm glad you like him. The real question though - does he like you?
And the answer is ABSOLUTELY! He's so desperate that he'll even go for possibly the most ugly sim to have ever existed!
Hey!
(Also at one point Don Lothario ran past. We have our next baby daddy lined up!)
Wait, I thought I was with J!
Listen, sweetie, your aspiration is to be a serial romantic
Good point, well made
Anyway, things were going so well that I got you to ask him on a date and he said:
YES!!!!
Unfortunately, being the founder means that you have basically no money
And don't I know it
So we had to have the date at your empty lot, but it's okay because I bought you...a loveseat of passion!
Ew. That sounds...beyond gross. Please never say that again
Sorry. But look at it!
That is literally just the cheapest loveseat. In red. Is that why it's the loveseat of passion? Because it's red? It's not even comfortable!
It worked though didn't it!
I was just going along with it because you were forcing me to!
Aww, you loved it really!
Why did you have to be my creator?
Because I'm the only one who could EVER get anyone to allow you to do this:
Look at your nose. It is literally sticking into his face
I'm a miracle worker
Whoops. He didn't mind
He's probably just trying to imagine it's someone else and going along with it in the hope that he'll father the heir
I am not having kids until I can support them financially
And how are you going to do that? You're a lazy insane slob. You need me! How else would you have gotten your first kiss?!
Oh look, disappearing through his face again. Gosh, you're ugly
At least I'm not stupid! You're a plum to let me try and ask him to be my boyfriend!
But what did he say?
Find out next time in the Sexy Secksie Prettacy
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@marcellala Aww now I feel predictable! Ah well! Do you ever wish you had found him? I'm a reader of your prettacy and I'm glad that you didn't, because otherwise it would not have ended up the way it did! Thanks for taking the time to read and comment!
Hehe not bad per say, you've done a great job with her appearance and really made it a challenge hehe
Re: Jay Huntington I could imagine him having really good genes but none of my sims ever had a long term relationship with him since I hated his personality haha
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@ThePlumbob Thank you very much! I'll make sure to tell Penelope that you approve of her looks! And don't worry - I'm not planning on her staying with him. She has the serial romantic aspiration so he'll probably just be used for that.
I don't think you need to feel predictable. Your sim is so messed up (i mean that as a compliment lol) that she truly needs all the good-looking premades and i would never be able to imagine how her children could look like.
I wasn't that upset i didn't meet him, or i would have just gone to his house. I planned to for my third child, but than Cassia met Savanna's dad and i didn't want a fourth child.
I'm very interested how your second gen will look like.
Thank you for reading and i think i'll be a regular here, too. Awesome job on your ugly founder!
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@marcellala Thank you! I also have your story permanently open in a little tab that I just refresh every now and then to see if you've updated
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Lol, J was the first baby daddy for my current prettacy and let me tell you his genetics did not help that poor little girl in the slightest. I actually think she's uglier than her mother.
It's quite unpredictable I think - one of my sims, who was quite attractive btw, had a child with Eric Lewis who was features in the first post and I find him quite a hunk... Their children turned out really ugly. So it's a matter of how their genetics work together too.
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Wow, you're definetely talented with messing with the sliders! I lol'd your post, because i always have to lol at the title of your thread XD
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Sometimes the facial features just don't match that good. It's something i keep in mind when i search for a good baby daddy on my ugly challenge. I think i read a good metaphor in a book somewhile ago:
"A peach and a mushroom both taste good, but if you eat them together it ruins the flavour." or something like that.
J Huntington was the father of this lovely (and over-confident) young lady here. Her mother obviously wasn't an ugly founder, but she wasn't a beauty queen either. (I hope it's ok i post a pic in here, @megsteroo, just say if it isn't and i take it out.)
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