Welcome to the ongoing contest that is... The Sims Caption Contest.
Every week, I post a picture in need of a humorous caption (think of it like a cartoon). Submit as many humorous captions as you want in the week after that. I choose a few finalists and open up voting (on Surveymonkey). After a week's voting, the winner is declared.
Skip to the most recent winner announcement, link to voting for the last contest, and current screenshot for captioning HERE.
Winners get
1,000 SPs to spend on whatever they want (including gifting), and a permanent spot on the front page. Prizes don't have to be claimed if you're just in it for the fun - I'll spread the prize SPs around.
So far, 2nd and 3rd place winners (and sometimes more) have been declared as well, getting 500 SPs each. I'll keep that up as long as I can.
In the
third post, I have links to all the posts where winners are declared, so you can easily see all the captions that won prizes for each contest.
Some rules on voting:
- One vote per person, please.
- When you vote, you must rank all the entries rather than just choosing one favorite (or one least favorite). The way the survey algorithm works, it needs to register all your rankings to come up with a fair final judgement.
Any answers that don't follow these rules will just be deleted from the survey. Thanks!
(Modeled after the
New Yorker Magazine's caption contest.)
For now, I'll be providing the pictures for captions, but if you have one you want to submit for a future week, post it on my wall or PM me with it!
(By the way, I reserve the right to edit caption entries slightly - for punctuation, spelling, or length.)
Comments
WINNER:
"And they said this job didn't come with perks....How you doin'?"
by @RaeNic
Caption Contest # 2:
WINNER:
It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick.
by @scillakees
Caption Contest # 3:
WINNER:
"Babe, if you play your cards right, all this could be yours."
by @scillakees
Caption Contest # 4:
WINNER:
Unfortunately it would take another 3000 years before anyone could plug it in.
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 5:
WINNER:
"Welcome to tonight's meeting of Mystical Animals Anonymous support group. Don't mind the humans. They can't see us."
@RaeNic
Caption Contest # 6:
WINNER:
"Look, all I'm saying is that there's room for one more over there - THEN it will be perfect!"
by @jbsquared2000
Caption Contest # 7:
WINNER:
The moment Fred realised that a Fishing for Dummies book would make millions
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 8:
WINNER:
"Martha come on, I triple dog dare you to kiss him!" "I don't know about this, Stacy..."
by @Hello83433
Caption Contest # 9
WINNER:
Who will Sheherazade give the final rose to? Find out next on "The Bachelorette: Arabian Nights"
by @Aaronsims
Caption Contest # 10
WINNER:
Maybe giving the twins a machine of ultimate power for their birthday was not John's smartest move...
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 11
WINNERS (a tie):
The man refused to marry his flowers for obvious reasons.
by @Dimon6579
and
It would have been the most romantic proposal ever! If only the decorators had gone to the right house...
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 12
WINNER:
"Welcome to Interacting with Females 101. Let us begin. Can anyone tell me what color her eyes are?"
by @scillakees
Caption Contest # 13
WINNER:
Jerry learned two valuable lessons that night - 1. that hairspray and flaming shots don't mix, and 2. his mother had been right about the importance of wearing clean underwear at all times, just in case...
by @jbsquared2000
Caption Contest # 14
WINNER:
After being granted a rare glimpse into the future, Pierre and Vivienne took one look at what their great-great-great grandchildren would look like, and agreed that breaking up would be best.
by @jbsquared2000
Caption Contest # 15
WINNER:
"Up there! It's a bird, no a plane!"
"No, it's a shark!"
by @Hello83433
Caption Contest # 16
WINNER:
As they watched the flowers rain down, Clancy and Conrad realized that perhaps buying their arthritis medication online from some guy named "Dude" had not been the smartest move.
by @jbsquared2000
Caption Contest # 17
WINNER:
"Look, I found another hard, shiny thing. But I can't eat it."
"Eh, just throw it with the others."
by @Hello83433
Caption Contest # 18
WINNERS (a tie):
"Dad, you don't mind if I borrow the wheel this weekend, do you? I've got a date."
by @jbsquared2000
and
"Hey, look what nextdoor neanderthals made!" "Haha, throw in fire!"
by @figmentz
Caption Contest # 19
When you got a date at 6:00 but gotta be the Easter Bunny at 7:00...
by @Sara74469
Caption Contest # 20
WINNER:
"If you step to your right, you will see the Sim in its native habitat. The Sim species, a low-functioning predecessor to the Sim Bot, died out in the Great Zombie Apocalypse of Moonlight Falls."
by @Readalot1
Caption Contest # 21
WINNER:
"This is the first thing you grabbed when the air raid siren went off?"
by @Readalot1
Caption Contest # 22
WINNER:
Jacob and Edward were so glad that Bella couldn't see them right now.
by @Readalot1
Caption Contest # 23
WINNER:
With the rooster on vacation, it falls to Bessie to make sure Agnes wakes up on time.
by @Jon the Wizard
Caption Contest # 24
WINNER:
"Excuse me, ma'am, but do you know where Nemo is? I haven't been able to find him."
by @ChallengeGreatlyAccepted
Caption Contest # 25
WINNER:
"Oh Paul, you're so humerus!"
by @AMofOz
Caption Contest # 26
Somewhere, somehow the temp agency had got it seriously wrong.
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 27
WINNER:
Grim had learned every sick guitar riff that there was, but had somehow overlooked "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."
by @jbsquared2000
Caption Contest # 28
WINNER:
Thus ends the sad tale of Doug, or "The Man Who Wouldn't Tip the Gondolier"
by @AlphaFen
Caption Contest # 29 (Medieval Edition!)
Caption entries are now closed. Please rank the finalists by voting here through next Saturday, 11/14.
Caption Contest # 30
Current screenshot for captioning! Submit and edit your captions through next Saturday, 11/14
No wishlist for me!
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Caption Contest # 29 (currently in voting status - find the link at the last "Sunday Roundup" post)
Caption Contest # 30 (currently in caption entry status)
No wishlist for me!
No wishlist for me!
Caption 1
Grim Reaper: When the advert for this job said I'd meet all sorts of interesting people, this is not what I expected....
Caption 2
Grim Reaper: I'm too old for this plum!
Caption 3
Grim Reaper: My Mum warned me about girls like you
Caption 4
Naked Girl: He'll never complain about me being over-dressed again!
Caption 5
Naked Girl: Well my mum did say to settle down with a guy with a steady job....
EDIT just two more
Caption 6
Naked Girl: I knew I would get in trouble for streaking but surely this is overkill
Caption 7
Grim Reaper: And people think I have a weird dress sense
Edit:
Do you think it'll help if I look the other way and pretend I don't see him?
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Girl: Hey Grim, My eyes are up here!
Girl: Thank God i dont have the No mosaic censor mod!
EA's newest Update which adds a new type of Death: Death by Tetris blocks!
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So ...
Grim: OK, gurlfr'nd so what do you think you look like ... Lady Gaga?
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Girl: He offered me his robe, but .......
Girl: Is it just me, or is there a sudden chill in the air?
Are Kevin's undergarments lurking in a wishlist near you?
I own the Store My Page
HOW?
Cascades
Daily Deals
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Cascades
And they said this job didn't come with perks....How you doin'?
My submission(s):
Dirty Politics.
Girl: Well this is quite embarrassing. (when death calleth)
Girl: I knew I should have skipped that apple at lunch (Adam and Eve Reference)
This is so not my day!
Whoa! This losing streak is really on a roll! (strip poker with Grim)
"Oh, well you see, my death flower is over there with my clothes... So if you could just hang on a sec..."
"The one time I streak..."
There's something irresistible about a man in a Shroud... All Men's Shrouds 50% off while supplies last!
Here's my extrem silly entries.
Grim: Lucia, I'm your father.
"Lucia": Wrong costume, both of us.
Girl: At least I can't pee in my pants now.
Girl: I just hope that I'm not going to reappear as a naked ghost.
"Suddenly, death wasn't the worst part of dying..."
"Okay, so strip poker didn't save me..."
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This is too funny!! And @RaeNic 's made me laugh out loud!
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haha ahh, that makes me happy. Yours makes me laugh as well. So great.
Caption or question?
I find the word "research" covers a multitude of sins Though this particular picture may be a sin too far
Caption 8 last and probably least!
Naked Girl: I sure hope no one is taking a screenshot of this for a caption competition